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| Am I A Bachelor? by Ladapo(op): 5:01pm On Oct 07, 2007 |
Is it true that a bachelor is: • One who avoids bride-eyed women, • Who believes in life, liberty and the happiness of pursuit, • one who believes in wine, women and so long • one who believes one can live as cheaply as two • one who can forget his mistakes • one who can get to bed on either sides of the bed • one who can go fishing anytime, till he gets hooked, • One who have a girl on his knees without having her in his hands • one who can leave his socks and wallet around the house • who can tell his symptoms to his doctor without any interruption • who can’t be spouse broken, • who can’t stand the strain of a wife • who cheated some women out of divorce, • who doesn’t have to leave a party when the party is just starting, • who fails to embrace his opportunituies, • who is a free male, • who is allergic to wedding cakes, • who is foot loose and family free, • he is a dame dropper, • he is not missing anything in life except a few button on his shirts, • he knows all the ankles, • he knows how to hold a woman without getting a grip, • he has a steady girl on the string he may wind up on leash, • he knows more about women than men, • he leans towards a girl but not far enough to fall, • he likes his girlfriend just the way she is…single!!! • He looks but does not leap, • he never chases a woman he can’t outrun, • he never knows who the next kiss is coming from , • he never makes same mistake once, • he never met a girl he can’t live without, • he never “Mrs “ anything, • he says “ I will give you a ring tomorrow”, • He plays the game of love but manages to retain his amateur outstanding, • he prefer unripe tomatoes with little dressing, • He thinks he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever, • He travels fastest in parked car, • he tries to avoid the issue, • he has his hands full trying to loosen a woman’s grip, • he wakes up in the morning with all the blanket, • one who washes only one sets of dishes, • one who when a girl ask for a diamond ring turns stone deaf, • one who will rather change girls than change their names, • one who will rather cook his own goose, • one who will always have a woman on his mind than on his neck, , • one who rather mends his stocks than his ways… Then I am a bachelor for life!!! [b][/b]
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| Re: Am I A Bachelor? by Ladapo(op): 5:02pm On Oct 07, 2007 |
Is it true that a bachelor is: • One who avoids bride-eyed women, • Who believes in life, liberty and the happiness of pursuit, • one who believes in wine, women and so long • one who believes one can live as cheaply as two • one who can forget his mistakes • one who can get to bed on either sides of the bed • one who can go fishing anytime, till he gets hooked, • One who have a girl on his knees without having her in his hands • one who can leave his socks and wallet around the house • who can tell his symptoms to his doctor without any interruption • who can’t be spouse broken, • who can’t stand the strain of a wife • who cheated some women out of divorce, • who doesn’t have to leave a party when the party is just starting, • who fails to embrace his opportunituies, • who is a free male, • who is allergic to wedding cakes, • who is foot loose and family free, • he is a dame dropper, • he is not missing anything in life except a few button on his shirts, • he knows all the ankles, • he knows how to hold a woman without getting a grip, • he has a steady girl on the string he may wind up on leash, • he knows more about women than men, • he leans towards a girl but not far enough to fall, • he likes his girlfriend just the way she is…single!!! • He looks but does not leap, • he never chases a woman he can’t outrun, • he never knows who the next kiss is coming from , • he never makes same mistake once, • he never met a girl he can’t live without, • he never “Mrs “ anything, • he says “ I will give you a ring tomorrow”, • He plays the game of love but manages to retain his amateur outstanding, • he prefer unripe tomatoes with little dressing, • He thinks he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever, • He travels fastest in parked car, • he tries to avoid the issue, • he has his hands full trying to loosen a woman’s grip, • he wakes up in the morning with all the blanket, • one who washes only one sets of dishes, • one who when a girl ask for a diamond ring turns stone deaf, • one who will rather change girls than change their names, • one who will rather cook his own goose, • one who will always have a woman on his mind than on his neck, , • one who rather mends his stocks than his ways… Then I am a bachelor for life!!! [b][/b]
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| Re: Am I A Bachelor? by Nobody: 7:08pm On Oct 07, 2007 |
Long list you've got there. . .  |
| Re: Am I A Bachelor? by finekid(m): 12:12am On Oct 08, 2007 |
That's surely some list! |
| Re: Am I A Bachelor? by iice(f): 7:08am On Oct 09, 2007 |
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