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Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 10:55am On Jan 12, 2012
DRANOEL:

@lasinoh

i know a girl with expired pooshie who fits the ethnic composition you described of your self. we all called her a mixed breed alsatian dog cause she loved humping so much she humped her poor grand daddy to death! this was after having two kids by her brother. the parents tried covering the scandal by sending her to texas u.s.a but alas she turned a pooshie vendor and a crack addict. she's presently in a psycho center and still fac.king the life out of her ugly behind

Oh shattap!
So phocking what?
Sorry. . . I have worked for over 30 years.
Crack-addicts don't keep jobs.
Retirement is around the corner sweerie.
If you see my pension package. . .you will commit suicide.
Abi my pictures resemble crack-head pictures? grin
This woman is having the time of her life darling. . . you can only find apple juice in my urine.
Too blessed to share your family curses! Mwah! kiss

Keep staring at my Ikebe darling. . . when you 'hump' on your UGLY black Gorrilla of a wench with ya 2-inch blokos without veins. . . you will have some memories of what a reaaaaaaaaaaal woman looks and feels like. You will not need Viagra. cheesy

Next JOHN please! cool
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by DRANOEL(m): 11:07am On Jan 12, 2012
@lasinoh

me? hump on that wrinkled expired behind with bleached stretch marks? i laugh in garlic!

didn't know ahawoos have pension. in any case have you taken your drugs? cause it seems your hunger for joysticks is getting outta hand biatch!
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 11:10am On Jan 12, 2012
DRANOEL:

@lasinoh

me? hump on that wrinkled expired behind with bleached stretch marks? i laugh in garlic!

didn't know ahawoos have pension. in any case have you taken your drugs? cause it seems your hunger for joysticks is getting outta hand biatch!

You local MiddleBeltan. . .The Fulanis are dealing with your drunken azzzes in Nigeria.
All you do is drink and phock each others wives to show you are real 'BEST FRIENDS'.
ABI YOUR MANHOOD LIVES ON AFTER DEATH ACCORDING TO UNA MGBEKE FIRST LADY. . .DAME PATIENCE JONATHAN?
You all can still raise you lazy heads in public after allow Fulanis to come and teach you civilization in that jungle of yours?
Shameless men. I pity women who open their legs for you to move your waist btw. . .calling it 'phocking'.
You low down dirty dog! kiss

My Ikebe is getting some action tonight.
No wonder you sacrifice your women as entertainment in your area.
Please, keep looking.
Did you see the sexy cellulite too? wink
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by LogicMind: 11:11am On Jan 12, 2012
Lasinoh. So you are an old ashawo.
For the record, your pictures do resemble crack head pictures.
People are making money on their own and you dey proud for 30 years hard labour and dey hope for pension money. Ashawo no dey shame.
May amadioha help wipe away the image of that fat azz of yours from my head. I wan enjoy my next phuck.
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 11:14am On Jan 12, 2012
Logic Mind:

Lasinoh. So you are an old ashawo.
For the record, your pictures do resemble crack head pictures.
People are making money on their own and you dey proud for 30 years hard labour and dey hope for pension money. Ashawo no dey shame.
May amadioha help wipe away the image of that fat azz of yours from my head. I wan enjoy my next phuck.

Yes o! cheesy
A very ooooooooooooold ashawo.
I started young sha. wink
Mu he he he he he he
Local Igbo trader. . . Onye "Barrow" from Onitsha market.
Please, raise money to bury Ojukwu. . .CHIEF PATRON OF ASHAWOS IN EASTERN NIGERIA and leave me alone. LOVE IS NOT BY FORCE. BIAFRAN SLAVE OF NIGERIA!!! MAY YOU REMAIN VANQUISHED FOR EVER. . . AAAAAAAAMEN!!! kiss Useless sacrificial, diseased lamb of Hausaland! BOKO NAMA NDI AWUSA!!! grin
I worked hard. . . for 30 years sweetie. . . TIME TO ENJOY!!!cheesy
4-1-9 FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. . . DRUG PUSHING FREE GENES! NO 'OTOKOTO'! grin
Better than the life of your Herpes-colonized ONYE-ABIA  'Tobechi'. . . AMERICA'S MOST WANTED! 419 NA WORK? grin
Abi you hear say I dey on 'Valtrex'? grin
So you too dey phock? You must be one of those Abia ra-pists! They phocked too. . .in one ashawo toto from Abia state.
ALL FIVE OF THEM! Twa!!!
Na so una dey phock for Eastern Nigeria?

2 hours to close. . . I beg back to a reeeeeeeeeeeeel job!
ODE!!!
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by LogicMind: 11:38am On Jan 12, 2012
Lasinoh:

Yes o! cheesy
A very ooooooooooooold ashawo.
I started young sha. wink
Mu he he he he he he
Local Igbo trader. . . Onye "Barrow" from Onitsha market.
Please, raise money to bury Ojukwu. . .CHIEF PATRON OF ASHAWOS IN EASTERN NIGERIA and leave me alone. LOVE IS NOT BY FORCE. BIAFRAN SLAVE OF NIGERIA!!! MAY YOU REMAIN VANQUISHED FOR EVER. . . AAAAAAAAMEN!!! kiss Useless sacrificial, diseased lamb of Hausaland! BOKO NAMA NDI AWUSA!!! grin
I worked hard. . . for 30 years sweetie. . . TIME TO ENJOY!!!cheesy
4-1-9 FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. . . DRUG PUSHING FREE GENES! NO 'OTOKOTO'! grin
Better than the life of your Herpes-colonized ONYE-ABIA  'Tobechi'. . . AMERICA'S MOST WANTED! 419 NA WORK? grin
Abi you hear say I dey on 'Valtrex'? grin
So you too dey phock? You must be one of those Abia ra-pists! They phocked too. . .in one ashawo toto from Abia state.
ALL FIVE OF THEM! Twa!!!
Na so una dey phock for Eastern Nigeria?

2 hours to close. . . I beg back to a reeeeeeeeeeeeel job!
ODE!!!

Old, Used and Bitter.
You are so frustrated no self respecting igbo man agreed to phuck you that you turned your fantasy to hatred.
Your husband no dey dey house and you never ask yourself why. Poor man running away from his crack-head mistake. Was it a forced islamic first cousin pedofilia mariage? Poor mallam.
Keep fantasizing about igbo traders but that's all you can get. In your dreams! Smelly old kunt.
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by DRANOEL(m): 12:45pm On Jan 12, 2012
@lasinoh

poor you! you wretched scum of the earth. local dirty old haggard. did i hear you say you are married? damn so some foolish old whimp married a skunk like you!
issh! your dirty old pooshie smells on cyber space!
30yrs as a pooshie vendor! i put your age btw 50-60yrs! shame on you and your cursed clan.
how do you feel when your white superiors call you monkey? not because you look like one but because your mama actually mated one to produce you! look at this thing! a fifth generation of ashawoos!
you are the very gutter of the world
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by houvest: 1:39pm On Jan 12, 2012
The greatest is security of life and property. Other things will follow because where there is life there is hope.
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 2:45pm On Jan 12, 2012
Logic Mind:

Old, Used and Bitter.
You are so frustrated no self respecting igbo man agreed to phuck you that you turned your fantasy to hatred.
Your husband no dey dey house and you never ask yourself why. Poor man running away from his crack-head mistake. Was it a forced islamic first cousin pedofilia mariage? Poor mallam.
Keep fantasizing about igbo traders but that's all you can get. In your dreams! Smelly old kunt.

Oh please. . . .Islam don enter?
At least better than worshiping that your Bastard of a saviour.
The one conceived by some 'holy de-e-k'! grin
Don't mention the word ashawo please.
Christianity is based on the birth given of a spiritual harlot! cheesy
Rotten old blokos! kiss
Wetin I wanno take Igbo man do. . .?
Wretched things that smell of AKPU for deodorant! Tufiakwa! cry
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 2:50pm On Jan 12, 2012
DRANOEL:

@lasinoh

poor you! you wretched scum of the earth. local dirty old haggard. did i hear you say you are married? damn so some foolish old whimp married a skunk like you!
issh! your dirty old pooshie smells on cyber space!
30yrs as a pooshie vendor! i put your age btw 50-60yrs! shame on you and your cursed clan.
how do you feel when your white superiors call you monkey? not because you look like one but because your mama actually mated one to produce you! look at this thing! a fifth generation of ashawoos!
you are the very gutter of the world

The very gutter of the world. . . VERY LEGALLY MARRIED SWEETIE.
Wey ya own?
Can anyone claim your dead body in any morgue in this world? cheesy

At least you know how a 'dirty old poohsie' smells. . . .you fell out of one abi?
If your papa can manage one. . .so can my darling husband. wink
I am 55 years old sweetie. . .Too bad I am not in Nigeria.
I would have phocked me a Lambo and employed you as one of my drivers.
Mama Charlie of England nor dey phock? cheesy

I love it when my 'superiors' call me 'monkey'. . . at least I get light and water.
No craw craw for my Ikebe. . . .

What do you have? Drunks who cannot even manage without borrowing and sorrowing in that your MiddleBelt.
Abeg make all of una quench, make better Boko Haram peeps occupy the place instead of your useless, lilly-d-e-e-e-ked KEREWANS.

Shameless homeless dog. You have been here on NL since 2006. . . AREA FADA!!! cheesy
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by LogicMind: 2:53pm On Jan 12, 2012
Lasinoh:

Oh please. . . .Islam don enter?
At least better than worshiping that your Bastard of a saviour.
The one conceived by some 'holy de-e-k'! grin
Don't mention the word ashawo please.
Christianity is based on the birth given of a spiritual harlot! cheesy
Rotten old blokos! kiss
Wetin I wanno take Igbo man do. . .?
Wretched things that smell of AKPU for deodorant! Tufiakwa! cry

Your response has shown that you know nothing about me but that's by the way.

So did your cousin husband phuck you when you were 9? Like the prophet? (piss unto his name)

(i heard that mary had jesus after some azz-shaggging with a shepherd behind the stable) but that doesn't mean you are any less ashawo. At least she wasn't underaged. And her nyash must be sweeter than yours.

Continue looking for igbo d.i.c.k. I wont phuck u unless .  .  . em .  .  . you know my conditions: tested and disinfected.
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 2:57pm On Jan 12, 2012
Logic Mind:

Your response has shown that you know nothing about me but that's by the way.

So did your cousin husband phuck you when you were 9? Like the prophet? (piss unto his name)

(i heard that mary had jesus after some azz-shaggging with a shepherd behind the stable) but that doesn't mean you are any less ashawo. At least she wasn't underaged. And her nyash must be sweeter than yours.

Continue looking for igbo d.i.c.k. I wont phuck u unless .  .  . em .  .  . you know my conditions: tested and disinfected.

Who cares about you. . . ?
Ashawo is WORK. Many drivers are employed by ashawos in Nigeria.
Is that supposed to be an insult? undecided

Ooooooooooooooh. . . I am going to hell. I don't care if you a follower of a bastard or his contemporary. . .a child molester.
Thank you for helping me out a great deal. . .about those CHRISTIANS. I am neither . . . .THANK MY GOD!!!

It is exactly 8AM. . . .time for bed. Some of us have jobs. . .
Later. You poohsie! kiss
See your raggedly Igbotic behind in exactly 12 hours.
Ojukwu cowardly BASTARD! kiss
I hope there is Abijan in hell? wink
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by DRANOEL(m): 3:11pm On Jan 12, 2012
lasinoh!

if i knew i was talking to a damned soul earlier on i wouldn't have bothered replying you!

but be that as it may,go fa.ck your whimp of a husband!

i'm not going to bring myself low by replying a DOG again!
good luck to your america and stay blessed!
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by udezue(m): 5:19pm On Jan 12, 2012
@ Lasinoh, say No to DRUGS
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 11:36pm On Jan 12, 2012
DRANOEL:

lasinoh!

if i knew i was talking to a damned soul earlier on i wouldn't have bothered replying you!

but be that as it may,go fa.ck your whimp of a husband!

i'm not going to bring myself low by replying a DOG again!
good luck to your america and stay blessed!

Shattap. . .you wretched son of a biatch-hoe!
Keep replying. FADA ILEYA OF NL.
Even dog better pass you lazy, whimpy swine from the MiddleBelt. . .aka NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.
Siddon look moo moos of Nigeria.
You mouths are only good to drink Fulani piss and eat Hausa shyte! kiss
At least I get husband. . .found a dog like me WORTHY to be cherished and held. Only a bottle of ogogoro can warm you and your ancestors in bed for centuries to come.
Wey ya own? Blaaaaaaaady Christian DIE-vorcee like ya. I ams sure you are one of those God has divorced by Hired Assassins.
Ewu. . . Go and enjoy your curses.
You dreg of Nigerian society.

I knew a so-called Middle Bestern DaBishop who liked a MOTHER TERESA IN THE DAY TIME AND A LovePeddler IN BED!!! wink
Phockers of whores! Useless Christian DIE-VORCEEES!!! cheesy
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 11:41pm On Jan 12, 2012
udezue:

@ Lasinoh, say No to DRUGS

Ha! I wish.
You hear say I come from Igboland?
Where God don take drug-trafficking(swallowing and shyting) package the destiny of your ancestors. . present generation and unborn generations? Never sweerie. Blessed NATURALLY CAFFEINATED.
Just to teach you NL swineherd to learn to avoid my posts.
I DO BETTER WITHOUT YOUR STINKING FINGERS REPLYING MY POSTS! kiss

Abi do I quote any of you usesless azzes? kiss

Abeg. . .na drug eating and shyting Biafran war teach una. . . not my heritage.
THANK MY GOD! cool
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by LogicMind: 12:00am On Jan 13, 2012
Finally found Lasinoh's face.
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Scary! Who married that?[/size]

Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by dayokanu(m): 12:19am On Jan 13, 2012
Blazay, blazay blazay blazay

meet me at Aggies tonight and lets celebrate before your husband come back from naija
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:44am On Jan 13, 2012
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Ewu north, nobody is clinging to anybody. [size=20pt]The difference between you and us: We go far and wide in search of better life for ourselves.[/size] You just siddon and suck the blood out of others. Like__ em__ PARASITES!


Look at this ashawo cyber. . . You go to the North for better lives from your BIAFRAN jungle? Ishi Ewu Biafra. May Boko Haram keep scattering your useless nomadic arzzzes, including the bastards you conceive there in your harlotry 'churches' of ashawo work into mass graves. Amen! Ashawo 'gworo'! grin You don't want One Nigeria. . . but you are seeking greener pastures in the North? Useless wor-wor old cargo! grin

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Ha!  cheesy
One of these miserable wor-wor NL harlots wey dey find husband for cyber space. Thank God Ojukwu don quench. . . Maybe cowardice will die with him and spare you phocking Biafrans a rib or two. Do you see me hiding behind any handles? Type any rubbish in my direction and I will deal with you in the manner you deserve. Local biatch! When your God has said NO. . . please respect his wishes. kiss

Logic Mind:

Finally found Lasinoh's face.
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Scary! Who married that?[/size]






Ahem! There is this Biafran goat. HERE COMES THE ORIGINAL BLACKIE WOR-WOR MGBEKE COWARD. cheesy
Na me and you this Igbotic pig for this thread. The other cyber riff-raff from that Middle Beltan bush. . .of stark educated DRUNKEN illiterates. . .don go sleep. Useless things that never mind their businesses. You wanno begin the year with fight? I go help you end the year with mega doses of 'curses'! kiss

Patience Jonathan get husband with all her missing 'marbles'. . . abi? YOU WOR-WOR MGBEKE NOR EVEN FIT CATCH ON RE-TARDEEN LIKE JONATHAN!!!cheesy
Show us your own. Miserable, unmarriagaeable, UGLY, cyber harlot. kiss

You for post the whole picture make I scatter NL with pictures of every poster for this website for this thread, cheesy
Who told you you get to have the last word?
NL if boring honey. I have the time and the resources. kiss
Finally a break from work.  . . and a 5-digit pay day too.
Oil subsidy freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
You mama fine reach that woman pissshure?
Looks like an IGBO woman for sure with unbleachable wor-wor black skin. cheesy
Iyamiri!!!! Igbotic swine! kiss



Next please. . . !!!

Haba. . .these cyber riff-raffs tink say na monkey person wanno marry for this cyber dumpster.
Who da phock is looking for a fan club or a penpal on NL for crying our loud? undecided

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, I am not interested. . . just here for the fun of it. kiss
DO NOT ADDRESS MY POSTS OR I SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAP THE HECK OURRA YA! cool
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:46am On Jan 13, 2012
dayokanu:

Blazay, blazay blazay blazay

meet me at Aggies tonight and lets celebrate before your husband come back from naija

The man use Lufthansa come back o!
FROM GHANA! shocked
Mu he he he he he he. . .he could not wait to gerrrout of that hell hole of a Nigeria.
Next time he will listen. NEVER GO TO NIGERIA FOR XMAS AND NEW YEAR.
He thanked me in a 'special way'. cool We are doing 'honeymoon' for now. wink
Kpele o!
Road don block.
Besides, I DON'T MIX MY CYBER WORLD WITH MY REAL WORLD. EVEN IF WE HAVE MET. . .IT ENDS THERE! ONE CHANCE ENCOUNTER ONLY. kiss

My momma taught me never to make friends with cyber hoes. . . MALE OR FEMALE. kiss

5 HOURS TO CLOSE. . . YIPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! My momma is in town! Time to suck bobby again. . . Beta freeeeeeeeeeesh fish and congo meat don land!!!! Later lovers. . .see ya MONDAY!!! cool
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by LogicMind: 9:39am On Jan 13, 2012
Lasinoh, I sense a change in your tone. A mellow tone like that of cat wey jam lion.
Although I am tempted to take credit for taming you, I fear there is a more sinister explanation. It is something called bipolar disorder. Life hasn't treated you well, I understand. You are obliged to work so you can afford to be phucked. And you already worry about your pension.
You already told us where your mama from and I guess the reason you didn't tell us where your papa from is simply because you don't know. But don't worry, Let me enlighten you so you can seek closure.

You see, in 1968, after the great sovereign state of Biafra don show the ofemmanus pepper towards ore, britain, russia, egypt, all arabo countries, etc gave arms to the northern pedofile worshippers and they invaded the south south. the south south hoes welcomed them with open arms. But arms weren't the only thing they opened and consequently a lot of bastards were born, including you.

It is not your fault that you are the way you are. Stop worrying. It is genetic. Although the southern part of you pushed you to look for better pastures in the USA, you cannot shake off the northern personality faults you inherited from your uncircumcised monkey of a father and the ashawo ways of your mother. Nothing wey you fit do nyash wey im fit stop smell.

No worry for my work because I don't need one unlike you. I have all the time.
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 9:47am On Jan 13, 2012
All nyansh dey smell EVERY MORNING(no wash am everyday, see wetin go happen) cheesy. . .including ya mama on with HOLY PCOS! It does not stop men from chopping it even on those HOLY DAYS OF THE MONTH! BLAME GOD. . . NA SO IM CREATE AM. . . IT IS CALLED 'THE SCENT OF A WOMAN'. . .ask AL PACINO! cheesy

See this ashawo woman o! Your mates dey dey discuss beta politics. . .na only for IGBOTIC threads your DUNDEE-MAN-UK-AREA head fit show up? Ojukwu don quench o! No more Nna-Bros Biafran coward annual march! grin

Haba. . .I am in a jollification mood jare. It is the weekend. Cat jam lion kwa? You be lion? I be cat? Meoooooooooooooow!!!! grin
I nor get papa o! I fall from holy spirit blokos like Jesus Christ! cheesy
Even mama, I nor get sef. . .well. Thank my GOD o. . . not the first bastard in history. Not by Pedo-philia or In-cest either.
ASSSSSSSSSSSSSAWO [size=20pt]BIHOLAR[/size](the use of anus and poohsie bis-exxxxually) HOLY PCOS CYBER!!!! GOOOOO MARRY!!! grin When God has said NO. . . No one can say YES!!!! You destiny don block with misery of singledom!!!
Bipolar beta pass BIHOLAR!!! O ye Igbotic QUEEN OF SODOMY!!!! cry

E badu belle and e jolosi nor let you quench in pieces?

Lonely women make good lovers even with their 'arzzzz-holes' you know?
So you be woman huh? wink Haba? I phuck ya male hoe? Abi you carey last for international 'chopping'? wink
Jesus Christ was adopted by God via the Holy Spirit and he became your saviour. Bastards are great! grin YOUR SAVIOUR IS ONE. kiss

I would rather be away from Nigeria than take up residence in Northern Nigeria. . . you generational vagabond! Domestic interstate harlot! cheesy
O Jes o! Northern. . .Southen. . .Eastern. . .Western. . .ALL IN MY BLOOD. Guaranteed assurance say brother no phock sister and papa no phock pickin for my lineage. . .unlike yours! TYPICAL BIAFRAN LovePeddler. . .CONCIEVED BY 2 PEDOPHIILES!(a father and a grand father in one poohsie. . .UP igbo ABIA RAPISTS!!!!). . . .Good to know you don't need a job. . .so you can be phocking with your anus wey don join with ya toto like ABIA HARLOTS OF THE WWW!!! You have to make a lot of money doing that for sure! Ogbunigwe anus!!!

Mu he he he he he he he. . . IT IS FRIDAY BABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. . . I have had a job since I joined NL in 2007(YES. . . I HAVE WORKED FOR 30YEARS. . . I GOT PAID TODAY!!!! cool)!!!. . . Kpele o! It least. . .subsidy nor affect moi! cool

Logic Mind:

Lasinoh, I sense a change in your tone. A mellow tone like that of cat wey jam lion.
Although I am tempted to take credit for taming you, I fear there is a more sinister explanation. It is something called bipolar disorder. Life hasn't treated you well, I understand. You are obliged to work so you can afford to be phucked. And you already worry about your pension.
You already told us where your mama from and I guess the reason you didn't tell us where your papa from is simply because you don't know. But don't worry, Let me enlighten you so you can seek closure.

You see, in 1968, after the great sovereign state of Biafra don show the ofemmanus pepper towards ore, britain, russia, egypt, all arabo countries, etc gave arms to the northern pedofile worshippers and they invaded the south south. the south south hoes welcomed them with open arms. But arms weren't the only thing they opened and consequently a lot of bastards were born, including you.

It is not your fault that you are the way you are. Stop worrying. It is genetic. Although the southern part of you pushed you to look for better pastures in the USA, you cannot shake off the northern personality faults you inherited from your uncircumcised monkey of a father and the ashawo ways of your mother. Nothing wey you fit do nyash wey im fit stop smell.

No worry for my work because I don't need one unlike you. I have all the time.



Oya reply. . . .I dey wait o! wait for 6AM to close. . . JOBLESS CYBER HARLOT!!!! Mental illness na disability for real. You can't keep a job when your urine tested postitive for spouse killing. . .not to mention drugs! At least I can stay employed, WITH A LIVING, HEALTHY SPOUSE. . . ILLEGAL RESIDENT of the cyber airways!!!! Mwah!!! kiss

You ijjiot. . .IGBO NL ABIJAN coward! Go and sign another moniker! kiss Lion of NL-BiafraN Jungle!!! AGWUUUUUUU!!!! AGWU NEE CHEMBA 1 Of NL!!! cheesy
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by LogicMind: 11:09am On Jan 13, 2012
I forgot you be AME-MUMU wey all proverbs need to be explained to am. That will teach me.
DUNDEE-MAN-UK-AREA??!! Did you upgrade to crack?
Stop denying your papa. accept the shame. why you no follow your pedo-worshipper husband come naija? You dey fear intra-family gang-b-ang?
Me jelosi you? Hahahaha. Abeg your daydreaming too much. See your face!!! Shegge! Walahi if I jam that face for biafraland you will be sacrificed for my ikenga shrine so that the gods may not curse us. Bad omen face!!!
Yeah! Run away from your northern uncles.  You for make a good 6th wife to an illiterate mallam. Ashawo Texas. See wetin mexicans don do your teeth.
So you join NL for 2007 and na one big achievement for your miserable life. Ewu north. No wonder your uncles dey always wash their co.cks 5 times a day. Disease ridden c'u'n't.
Subsidy? Hehehe. Na your uncles full road. Lazy bastards. Subsidy beggars! Igbos no need subsidy. In fact very soon we will be selling oil to your uncles. Aboki shine shine my shoe. Cut my nails. Pipe naira suya. Cowards. See nobody dey chase dem but dem don run away from east. If that is not cowardice of the first order.
Your husband come back collect subsidy money dem chase am go ghana. E don dry up! Now you have to do overtime. No worry about biholar because to keep your dreamed up pension, you will have to take it in the azzz, poosie, mouth at the same time while working the other 2 mexicans with your hands.
Sharia daughter. See your uncles don dey phock demselves as dem don tire for their goats. Your sisters dress like walking masquerades. Their husbands no fit run away like yours so they have to cover their wives faces to keep some sanity.
Tell me, did your mexican p.i.m.p take that photo of your azz while you were praying towards Mecca? Reminds me of my first islamo-arabo hooker. I dey enjoy make am read the koran while I dey cane am. She dey always insist we face Mecca.
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 1:41pm On Jan 13, 2012
Hey you. . .WOR-WOR IYAMIRI. I don close from work. . . .I don h-enter for bed dey chop corrrrrrrrrrect breakfast. Oga don go work. . . .after some 5 rounds of 'hehehe'. wink Cancelled all my plans because of you.
My whole 3 days off. . . ALL FOR YOU. wink

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I beg dress come this thread.
Make we continue for here.
This one is boring.
Lerrus see how Abokis take Biafrans do 'ANU SU[b][size=20pt]J[/size][/b]A'. . .  tongue


Logic Mind:

I hate Nigeria.
Biafra will live again.

Agwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Biafra!!!
Na hia you dey?
Ojukwu don quench o.
Biafra don quench! kiss
You hate Nigeria huh?
I would too. If my butts were super-kicked during the Biafran war!

O-JU-JU-KWU, GOWAAAAN IS COMING!!!! cheesy
Come take Biafra. . . . tongue

www.nairaland.com/attachments/606196_Ishi_Ewu_Biafra__Ngodigha1_jpged6b35986a0b839f641f5e92e6c8dd80

Ishi Ewu Biafra. . . .GBOWAIIIIIIII. . . .Mu che che che che che

BIAFRA-BIAFRA. . . YET YOUR AZZZES ARE ALL OVER THE NORTH. Bungling hypocrites. Anywhere you go you desecrate MOTHER EARTH! cry

See as Boko Haram dey scatter una bastards' heads for Northern Nigeria?
At least Bini peeps don kill some AWUSA peeps. Wetin Ojukwu cowards dey wait for Eastern Nigeria? Abi Northerners no dey do 'Bureau De Change" for Eastern Nigeria?
Ewu!!!
Goooooooooooooooooooo Boko Haram!!!! cool
Biafra will leave again. . . BOKO HARAM IS WAITING!!!!

cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by cantell(m): 1:47pm On Jan 13, 2012
Lasinoh:

Hey you. . .WOR-WOR IYAMIRI. I don close for work. . . .I don h-enter for bed. Cancelled all my plans because of you.
My whole 3 days off. . . ALL FOR YOU. wink

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I beg dress come this thread.
Make we continue for here.
This one is boring.
Lerrus see how Abokis take Biafrans do 'ANU SUJA'. . .  tongue
American wannabe monkey.
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 1:51pm On Jan 13, 2012
cantell:

American wannabe monkey.

Welcome my dia.
You don recover from the slap wey I slap you last time?
cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy

TGIF baby. . .let my "Ikebe" please ya! kiss
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by jaybee3(m): 2:02pm On Jan 13, 2012
why can't people just leave Blazay alone
Too much e-badu belle and e-jolosy
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 2:09pm On Jan 13, 2012
Leave them. Real e badu belle and e jolosi o.
Especially from these Abia ra-pists and ra-pe vitims of NL. grin
Awon 'Blackie' God is efrywhia wey nor fit find happiness in life.
Na me say make dem dey marry 'wor-wor' peeps for FACEBOOK AND NL and other 'messageboards'?


This my fine Ikebe has been causing problems on NL and all ova the world.
These se-xually frustrated WOR-WORS can't get enough of it!. cheesy
Haba.
I go pepper dem well-well. . .
We go see who go quenchulate first.
Mu he he he he he

E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI. . . GOD IS EFRYWHIA. . . PRAY HARDER! grin
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by jaybee3(m): 2:11pm On Jan 13, 2012
Instead make they surrender they wan quench
I just can't get the rationale behind them exchanging words with your highness Queen Blazay
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 2:17pm On Jan 13, 2012
^^^
Don't mind those WOR-WOR-Okoro-Ngbatic 'strangers'. tongue
Dem tink say dem don hammer. You know when Ugly-Black Skin jam Beautiful Yellow skin. . . na e badu belle and e jolosi get am. cheesy
YOU KNOW GOD CAN ONLY BLESS YOUR HEART BY THE COLOR OF YOUR SKIN. grin
Black skin=Satan's Pit Latrine. cheesy
Dem nor know say na ikanka spirit dem dey deal with.
Tell em to briiiiiingitON I say!
How did Beyonce put it again?

[size=20pt] "Remember. . . people only RAIN on your PARADE because they are jealous of your SUN and tired of their SHADE!!!!". . . .Kim Kardashian-Thomas-Humphries.[/size]


Na shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaking! cool
I nor test positive for husband killing test or ANUS-PHOCKING! cool

Where are their 'banning' powers? tongue
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by jaybee3(m): 2:20pm On Jan 13, 2012
^^^^^^^
Thanks for making my day
you are damn too funny

If your enemies can stop attaching unnecessary sentiments to your posts.
We are all entitled to free speech at the end of the day so no shaking
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 2:26pm On Jan 13, 2012
jay bee:

^^^^^^^
Thanks for making my day
you are damn too funny

If your enemies can stop attaching unnecessary sentiments to your posts.
We are all entitled to free speech at the end of the day so no shaking

You are very welcome.
I will keep entertaining you sweerie.
Abeg tell those 'em polymonikering cyber whores. . .we ain't competing for nattthing.
I will NEVER change my posting style on account of ANY m0r0n on of off NL. kiss
I ain't lookin for a cyber 'lover' or 'friend' on NL. . . too many offline to contend with. cool

To reply post na by force?
I see many offensive posts around NL. . .I don't even blink.
See trobu o. . . shocked

NL is boring, so I will always have fun with these your re-tarded goons who think they know shyte. kiss
Even if we be next door neighbours or I phocked some of their grandfathers 30 years ago. . . .I SAY NO ONE CAN DO SHYTE!!!
I dey kampkpeeeee!!! cool

Cowardly mentality is NOT in my genes. . . I am a Nigerian and I can cuss ANY ETHNIC GROUP I FEEL LIKE CUSSING! Ho-Ha!!!

Please go and bring them back. . . . grin
Any time you show up. . .dem go juss disappia fiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
I dey suspect you sef! cheesy

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