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Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:15am On Jan 14, 2012
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
Your goal is to prove that you can write epistles on NL and you can have the last word.
Nothing else.
You are looking for one crawfish award from NL? cheesy
Let me help you out.

Here comes page 5 darling. . .let us keep going.
I have all night! kiss
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 7:15am On Jan 14, 2012
Lasinoh:

^^^^
Look at this SICKO?
Finally the dunce addresses the issues of the thread on page 4!
What did you say you were studying to ber again?
To blind people? grin

Mu he he he he he
grin

Wow dance monkey dance  grin Look I've already have a trained animal for my act  cool

And you answered the question when? Oh no wait tribalism is your answer undecided

The ber? Is that hooker talk? Like you ber your John for a quarter?

Monkey dance monkey dance I love it cool
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 7:18am On Jan 14, 2012
Lasinoh:

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
You goal is to prove that you can write epistles on NL and you can have the last word.
Nothing else.
You are looking for a crawfish award from NL? cheesy
Let me help you out.

Are you backing out? Say it ain't so  cry Its like I've stunned you into submission  cool
Remember I can't have the last word?! I've trained you to respond to all my posts, you can't help yourself  grin

Why not, I like awards cool
No thanks I don't take help strangers, especially mentally ill ones shocked

I know you have all night, this is your life. Its as close to normalcy as you will ever get in your life kiss

Monkey dance Monkey dance grin

My friend dance now dance, you can't help it you are born that way grin
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:18am On Jan 14, 2012
I need a good insult or two. . .I have met my match.
WOOOOOE IS ME!!!

Olodo rabata!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE PLEAAAAAAAAAAASE!!!
What else do you have to write. . .?
You are waaaaaaaaaaaaay above me.
So keep it going ODE!!! cheesy

Backing out ke? NEVER!!!!
I want to read more epistles of JUNK!
Keep shooting please. cheesy

Mu he he he he he he
In fact make I go quench my television.

HAIL MY CYBER CONQUEROR. . .
Oloshi! grin
.
The time is 12:20

Oya. . . start writing more JUNK! kiss
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:23am On Jan 14, 2012
Ode. . . I dey wait o! wink
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:24am On Jan 14, 2012
Monkey don quench? cheesy

Crayola1 whia you dey o!
Is this how you wanno win the war of wits? wink
Abi you are composing your next FACEBOOK epistle. . . or calling for a life line? grin
Please, I have all night. . .bring your skanky arzzze here and keep it here.
MODA FOKA! kiss
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 7:25am On Jan 14, 2012
Lasinoh:

I need a good insult or two. . .I have met my match.
WOOOOOE IS ME!!!

Olodo rabata!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE PLEAAAAAAAAAAASE!!!
What else do you have to write. . .
You are waaaaaaaaaaaaay above me.
So keep it going ODE!!! cheesy

Your match? No I don't play in the same league as you tongue but that was cute that you actually thought we were equals  kiss

Well before you wrote my novels of what I think were supposed to be insults and the seem to get shorter as we go along  wink

You finally realize your decrepit state  kiss Acceptance is the first step wink

Lol what have you run out of English words to insult me in? Really come now.

Nothing much just enjoying the fruits of my labor, watching you go mad is quite funny cool  

I'm glad you have recognized  cool


You are willing to turn off your only other source of joy the tv? For me? How sweet kiss
You first my dear, as I am never able to get the last word according to you  wink
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:27am On Jan 14, 2012
Make I balance for my bed well-well. . .
And the winner is Crayola1. Madam e badu belle and e jolosi cyber anus phocker of NL.
Mu che che che che che
Nor quench o. . .
More epistles please. . . . wink
This moo moo don begin use double and triple spacing to write epistles?
ALAKORI!!! grin grin grin

This is for life baby.
Keep going.
O ancient Roman Conqueror. . .
I am shaking in ma BUUUTOCKS!!! cry

Mommy pleaaase. . .I won't do it again. wink
Phocking tard! grin
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 7:30am On Jan 14, 2012
Your turn grin

Don't disappoint this time cool
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 7:32am On Jan 14, 2012


Good stuff cheesy I dare say its prolific shocked Please continue, don't stop on my behalf sad
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:35am On Jan 14, 2012
Oh no!
You say you be super star. . .
Make I learn from you.
Loko! grin
You don taya?
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. . .azzzwipe! cheesy
I am so in awwwww of ya azzze! cheesy
NL come and save me. cry
Sit here. . . I have all night for you native goat! grin
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:36am On Jan 14, 2012
We have reached first to blink contest.
Oh Platimommy!
Onye oshi! grin
This wan wey you dey do neck like "Baby Elephant" Platimonkey so. . .
You wanno 'inspire' me?
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 7:36am On Jan 14, 2012


I know you don't tire this is your life you know  grin so I give you the floor  cool
Its hard to have a one man contest  grin

This is your time to shine, you've been trained now perform cool



It's beautiful, you bark even when you are not prompted cry
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:38am On Jan 14, 2012
Ooooooooooooh. . . Bravo!
Humpty-Dumpty phase. . .
Fat arzzze! grin
No sit here.
You sick muppet!
You don taya? grin

I have been trained to perform what? Phock with my anus like you? cheesy
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 7:39am On Jan 14, 2012
Lasinoh:

Ooooooooooooh. . . Bravo!
Humpty-Dumpty phase. . .
Fat arzzze! grin



Encore! Encore! Give the people what they want cool
And she's been trained so well she doesn't even realize it, I impress myself sometimes  shocked

Lol Fat joke and anus jokes, don't worry folks she's just warming up grin
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:41am On Jan 14, 2012
Black and white movie phase. . . Beautiful.
Mooorreee please! cheesy
Monkey see monkey do.
I think you wanno type epistles? grin
Begin dey write. . .O WORTHY COMPETITOR.
I bow. . .O conqueror of NL. . .
I have not received my whooping yet o. cheesy

Harder. . . Harder!!! tongue
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 7:43am On Jan 14, 2012
Lasinoh:

Black and white movie phase. . . Beautiful.
Mooorreee please! cheesy
Monkey see monkey do.
I think you wanno type epistles? grin



I've given you the floor to perform your act, you don't want it anymore? You complained I was talking too much so I'm letting you talk wink

You do realize I'm not gay save that kind of talk for your female customers grin

Go back to the tribalism thing you do, its way more funny grin
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:46am On Jan 14, 2012
Look this moogoo!
You are the last to enter the thread.
You gonna be the first to leave for sure. kiss

Abi you don chop all the your crayon  for ya crayola box block ya dull brain finish? cheesy
Stay here. . . I am running away from a cyber terror oooooh. . .cheesy

Who born you? CYBER RIFF-RAAAA[size=20pt]T[/size]!

You got 'saturday' class? grin
Phocking student!
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 7:49am On Jan 14, 2012
Lasinoh:

Look this moogoo!
You are the last to enter the thread.
You gonna be the first to leave for sure. kiss

Abi you don chop your crayon block ya dull brain? cheesy
Stay here. . . cheesy

well of course now? because you have been trained to always get the last word kiss wink We have gone over this grin
Sure why not 

Once again I'm not gay undecided please save your se.x talk for your customers tongue

Never said I was a cyber terror? You really need to stop overhyping me, it reeks of an inferiority complex on your part kiss sad

Cyber riff raff lipsrsealed was that your best?

Nope, Mondays through Fridays cool

Are you too afraid to say f.uc.k lol
When you say Phocking it makes you look like a retar.d
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:53am On Jan 14, 2012
Crayola1:

well of course now? because you have been trained to always get the last word kiss wink We have gone over this grin
Sure why not 

Once again I'm not gay undecided please save your se.x talk for your customers tongue

Never said I was a cyber terror? You really need to stop overhyping me, it reeks of an inferiority complex on your part kiss sad


At least gay peeps swing one way.
You are bi-gay. . .from one hole to anoda! BIHOLAR!!! cry
Tufiakwa! Pooh eater! grin
Who dash you cyber terror? Cyber nuisance of a coward you mean? cheesy
Come and type your junk.

AWOYA! grin
Write for yourself. . . you are the one without an independent leg to stand on on NL. . . Stop being a groopy!
YOU ARE TOO OLD. . . . "inelastic"! wink
See as associating with moi gives you salace from your miserable life on or off NL. . .
My sweet Ikebe nor let you sleep.
AGRO DON CATCH YOU AGAIN. . . Mu he he he he
Sorry I don't do NL tadpoles or 'babies who are STUDENTS. . . You need pocket money? Go and meet Florence Ita Giwa!!! grin

NL troll police! HA!
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 7:58am On Jan 14, 2012
Lasinoh:

At least gay peeps swing one way.
You are bi-gay. . .from one hole to anoda!
Tufiakwa! Pooh eater! grin
Come and type your junk.

AWOYA! grin
Write for yourself. . . you are the one without an independent leg to stand on on NL. . . Stop being a groopy!
YOU ARE TOO OLD. . . . "ineleastic"! wink

Okay, the opposite of gay is straight and they too swing one way

You mean bisexual? Bi-gay did you coin that up yourself grin

You do realize straight women participate in BehindBased se.x Are you sure you live in America? Wait you live in Texas, where sexua.l educatution is forbidden no wonder undecided

No you have posted enough junk for the both of us  grin
I've pretty much caused you to have a fit of insanity with no help from anyone, so why exactly do I need a groupie?
That's good to know  cool

Lol if it allows you to sleep better at night you are welcomed to believe I miserable in my life. Misery like company right? grin

Do you want me to look at your behind  lipsrsealed no thanks I'm good, I have my own if I need to see a female behind undecided

Why would I need pocket money? I have a job at Wal mart remember smiley

Nope not the troll police either cool
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 8:03am On Jan 14, 2012
You can close it up here  grin provide us with your closing thoughts  cool

Any last remarks

Hurry up I haven't got all day like you do you know undecided
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 8:05am On Jan 14, 2012
Of course I coined the words. . . My originality. cheesy
You bungling ijjiota with pooh brain cells!
BIHOLAR POO EATER ARE ALLOVER THE WORLD.
No wonder your posts smell of poo-poo! wink

Habaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. . . I need more junk from you.
See all the efforts you spent to get my attention. . .AS ALWAYS.
Kpele o! NO. . .is NO!
Head to NL Romance section for your 'kind'!
CYBER DESPERADO! grin
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 8:08am On Jan 14, 2012
Crayola1:

You can close it up here  grin provide us with your closing thoughts  cool

Any last remarks

Hurry up I haven't got all day like you do you know undecided

Are you looking for a way out of this?
Oh no dia.
Stay here and gossip some more.
Or are you tired of your Multi-Users?
Your pals don die? wink

I don't take orders from you. . . you daft fowl! cheesy

Please show us your 'Blue fimms' with O'Seun Jesu!!! cheesy
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 8:12am On Jan 14, 2012
Lasinoh:

Of course I coined the words. . . My originality. cheesy
You bungling ijjiota with pooh brain cells!
BIHOLAR POO EATER ARE ALLOVER THE WORLD.
No wonder your posts smell of poo-poo! wink

Habaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. . . I need more junk from you.
See all the efforts you spent to get my attention. . .AS ALWAYS.
Kpele o! NO. . .is NO!
Head to NL Romance section for your 'kind'!
CYBER DESPERADO! grin

I thought so  smiley
Um ok don't know if that actually means anything
Bi-Polar your mean? Biholar is not a word
You are the expert on these kinds of things cheesy

grin grin

Well you actually started responding to my posts after stating you were going to ignore me? Either you are that desperate for companionship or it takes very little to get a rise out of you grin
I wish you you'd understand that No is No, you went from insults to hitting on me  shocked
Last I checked this is a free forum and I can post wherever I like, but if you are becoming overwhelmed you are welcomed to leave  wink
Once again never said I was a cyber anything but you love addressing your superiors with honorifics I guess cool
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 8:14am On Jan 14, 2012
Crayola1:

I thought so  smiley
Um ok don't know if that actually means anything
Bi-Polar your mean? Biholar is not a word
You are the expert on these kinds of things cheesy

grin grin

Well you actually started responding to my posts after stating you were going to ignore me? Either you are that desperate for companionship or it takes very little to get a rise out of you grin
I wish you you'd understand that No is No, you went from insults to hitting on me  shocked
Last I checked this is a free forum and I can post wherever I like, but if you are becoming overwhelmed you are welcomed to leave  wink
Once again never said I was a cyber anything but you love addressing your superiors with honorifics I guess cool


Which or your posts?
The ones with you used with your Awo suicidal IDs or your Ojukwu cowardly ones? cheesy
Glad you know this is a public forum and not your concentration camp! kiss
There are no trolls ona PUBLIC form.
You local tout!
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 8:16am On Jan 14, 2012
^^
Well point out the accounts then smiley
Public forums are safe harbors for trolls like you grin especially with this crappy forum system tongue
I own a concentration camp? Who knew shocked

Lasinoh:

Are you looking for a way out of this?
Oh no dia.
Stay here and gossip some more.
Or are you tired of your Multi-Users?
Your pals don die? wink

I don't take orders from you. . . you daft fowl! cheesy

Please show us your 'Blue fimms' with O'Seun Jesu!!! cheesy

Nope just want you to finish up here, since you love getting the last word
dia is pidgin for there not dear  cool
Gossip? Your real life is common knowledge, it no longer is gossip  grin
Once again I've only had this account I know for a fact you have had several accounts, bring out your proof of my alleged accounts wink

Well you have been responding to all my posts, seems like you respond on command wink

I have know idea what any of those things are can you decode your stripper lingo for the rest of us smiley

Yawn hurry up now  grin
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 8:19am On Jan 14, 2012
Prove what?

Private life my azzzzz!!! Who wanno know?
Thank God I nor tief likey ya Platimonkey fat Abia H-elephant azzze!
My husband and children nefa quench!
I ain't no disease-infested Christain/Barrrren divorcee widow likey ya!!!
Whooooo hoooooooo!!!!! kiss


I don't come from a wretched home like you!
No criminal record sweeeerie! Not illegal!!! cool
I dun owe nobarrry. Not a phocking Christian like you phocking from website to website, including all branches of WAZOBIA Nkwobi joints all over UK with your anus! HA! No Husband! No child! Even one orphan from OKJ zipcode to call your own! cry
Lonely, miserable, wor-wor old Mgbeke cargo!!!!


Hail Holy PCOS Queen Mgbeke Harlot of WAZOBIA restuarant of the UK!!!!
Assssssshawo Nkwobi!!!! Biholar/Asssshawo Frying Pan!!!

Mu he he he he he he he


The more the merrier. . .dealing with one demon is boring.
I prefer the NL 'coogar' ones. . .the Ogbonge supa moderator phocker one. wink
Please, keep them coming. Do I look like somenoe with HBP? grin
Let me use you as my private entertainment on NL. . .  cheesy
CHEAP ENTERTAINMENT. . .No cost! Not even sleep time. cheesy
Respond to your command? Oh Jes O!
I am hooked on you. . . You are mine for ever.
Ewu! wink
If you are tired. . .let one of your 'relief-pitchers' use your NL account as usual.
Like you share RECYCLED poohsies and d-e-e-ks! cheesy
Mu che che che che che
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 8:24am On Jan 14, 2012
Lasinoh:

Prove what?
The more the merrier. . .dealing with one demon is boring.
Please, keep them coming.
Respond to your command? Oh Jes O!
I am hooked on you. . . You are mine for ever.
Ewu! wink

My multiple accounts of course, innocent until proven guilty?
Keep what coming
Try to separate your work life from the discussion lipsrsealed
No wonder you are in Texas, if you were in Nigeria they would have thrown you in jail for being gay shocked
Even goats seem to be smarter than you cool


Well I enjoyed the laughs and watching you come up with half baked insults.

I've got a long day ahead of me while you will remain at your post until I return smiley

You now are allowed the last word, do make it a good one wink
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 8:25am On Jan 14, 2012
Crayola1:

My multiple accounts of course, innocent until proven guilty?
Keep what coming
Try to separate your work life from the discussion lipsrsealed
No wonder you are in Texas, if you were in Nigeria they would have thrown you in jail for being gay shocked
Even goats seem to be smarter than you cool


Well I enjoyed the laughs and watching you come up with half baked insults.

I've got a long day ahead of me while you will remain at your post until I return smiley

You now are allowed the last word, do make it a good one wink



Please, don't go naaaaah
Haba! wink
Jobless cow! grin
Do you want me to win this round?
I have not 'climaxxed' yet o. wink
Abi don't you want me to reach my 'pinnacle' with your miserable azzze? cheesy

A long day indeed. . . yahoo-yahoo 419 Ole! grin

C'mon get lost. . . your irrelevant imbe-cile! angry
Irritattng azze hole!
Why wait till you return.? Pass the baton to one of your fellow e badu belle and e jolosi cyber harlots. Preferably the one with stinking Gambari poohsie! grin Your ex-phock rag! Desperate cyber harlot! cheesy
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by saiyaman: 8:32am On Jan 14, 2012
Wow what a thread cool
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 8:39am On Jan 14, 2012
Next cyber nonentity please. . .
Any takers? cheesy
Useless, ugly, sexually-frustrated, LONELY, poverty-stricken desperados that never mind their own businesses.
Come and type your rubbish.
Phocking Nigerian Niggers! cheesy
Ewus Oil-Subsidy!
Awon Borrow-Borrow Make Me Fine Economists And Politicians.
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

Next please. . . I say.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!!! cool

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