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Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:15am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! Your goal is to prove that you can write epistles on NL and you can have the last word. Nothing else. You are looking for one crawfish award from NL? Let me help you out. Here comes page 5 darling. . .let us keep going. I have all night! |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 7:15am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Lasinoh: Wow dance monkey dance Look I've already have a trained animal for my act And you answered the question when? Oh no wait tribalism is your answer The ber? Is that hooker talk? Like you ber your John for a quarter? Monkey dance monkey dance I love it |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 7:18am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Lasinoh: Are you backing out? Say it ain't so Its like I've stunned you into submission Remember I can't have the last word?! I've trained you to respond to all my posts, you can't help yourself Why not, I like awards No thanks I don't take help strangers, especially mentally ill ones I know you have all night, this is your life. Its as close to normalcy as you will ever get in your life Monkey dance Monkey dance My friend dance now dance, you can't help it you are born that way |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:18am On Jan 14, 2012 |
I need a good insult or two. . .I have met my match. WOOOOOE IS ME!!! Olodo rabata! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE PLEAAAAAAAAAAASE!!! What else do you have to write. . .? You are waaaaaaaaaaaaay above me. So keep it going ODE!!! Backing out ke? NEVER!!!! I want to read more epistles of JUNK! Keep shooting please. Mu he he he he he he In fact make I go quench my television. HAIL MY CYBER CONQUEROR. . . Oloshi! . The time is 12:20 Oya. . . start writing more JUNK! |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:23am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Ode. . . I dey wait o! |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:24am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Monkey don quench? Crayola1 whia you dey o! Is this how you wanno win the war of wits? Abi you are composing your next FACEBOOK epistle. . . or calling for a life line? Please, I have all night. . .bring your skanky arzzze here and keep it here. MODA FOKA! |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 7:25am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Lasinoh: Your match? No I don't play in the same league as you but that was cute that you actually thought we were equals Well before you wrote my novels of what I think were supposed to be insults and the seem to get shorter as we go along You finally realize your decrepit state Acceptance is the first step Lol what have you run out of English words to insult me in? Really come now. Nothing much just enjoying the fruits of my labor, watching you go mad is quite funny I'm glad you have recognized You are willing to turn off your only other source of joy the tv? For me? How sweet You first my dear, as I am never able to get the last word according to you |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:27am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Make I balance for my bed well-well. . . And the winner is Crayola1. Madam e badu belle and e jolosi cyber anus phocker of NL. Mu che che che che che Nor quench o. . . More epistles please. . . . This moo moo don begin use double and triple spacing to write epistles? ALAKORI!!! This is for life baby. Keep going. O ancient Roman Conqueror. . . I am shaking in ma BUUUTOCKS!!! Mommy pleaaase. . .I won't do it again. Phocking tard! |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 7:30am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Your turn Don't disappoint this time |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 7:32am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Good stuff I dare say its prolific Please continue, don't stop on my behalf |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:35am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Oh no! You say you be super star. . . Make I learn from you. Loko! You don taya? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. . .azzzwipe! I am so in awwwww of ya azzze! NL come and save me. Sit here. . . I have all night for you native goat! |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:36am On Jan 14, 2012 |
We have reached first to blink contest. Oh Platimommy! Onye oshi! This wan wey you dey do neck like "Baby Elephant" Platimonkey so. . . You wanno 'inspire' me? |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 7:36am On Jan 14, 2012 |
I know you don't tire this is your life you know so I give you the floor Its hard to have a one man contest This is your time to shine, you've been trained now perform It's beautiful, you bark even when you are not prompted |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:38am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Ooooooooooooh. . . Bravo! Humpty-Dumpty phase. . . Fat arzzze! No sit here. You sick muppet! You don taya? I have been trained to perform what? Phock with my anus like you? |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 7:39am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Lasinoh: Encore! Encore! Give the people what they want And she's been trained so well she doesn't even realize it, I impress myself sometimes Lol Fat joke and anus jokes, don't worry folks she's just warming up |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:41am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Black and white movie phase. . . Beautiful. Mooorreee please! Monkey see monkey do. I think you wanno type epistles? Begin dey write. . .O WORTHY COMPETITOR. I bow. . .O conqueror of NL. . . I have not received my whooping yet o. Harder. . . Harder!!! |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 7:43am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Lasinoh: I've given you the floor to perform your act, you don't want it anymore? You complained I was talking too much so I'm letting you talk You do realize I'm not gay save that kind of talk for your female customers Go back to the tribalism thing you do, its way more funny |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:46am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Look this moogoo! You are the last to enter the thread. You gonna be the first to leave for sure. Abi you don chop all the your crayon for ya crayola box block ya dull brain finish? Stay here. . . I am running away from a cyber terror oooooh. . . Who born you? CYBER RIFF-RAAAA[size=20pt]T[/size]! You got 'saturday' class? Phocking student! |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 7:49am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Lasinoh: well of course now? because you have been trained to always get the last word We have gone over this Sure why not Once again I'm not gay please save your se.x talk for your customers Never said I was a cyber terror? You really need to stop overhyping me, it reeks of an inferiority complex on your part Cyber riff raff was that your best? Nope, Mondays through Fridays Are you too afraid to say f.uc.k lol When you say Phocking it makes you look like a retar.d |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 7:53am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Crayola1: At least gay peeps swing one way. You are bi-gay. . .from one hole to anoda! BIHOLAR!!! Tufiakwa! Pooh eater! Who dash you cyber terror? Cyber nuisance of a coward you mean? Come and type your junk. AWOYA! Write for yourself. . . you are the one without an independent leg to stand on on NL. . . Stop being a groopy! YOU ARE TOO OLD. . . . "inelastic"! See as associating with moi gives you salace from your miserable life on or off NL. . . My sweet Ikebe nor let you sleep. AGRO DON CATCH YOU AGAIN. . . Mu he he he he Sorry I don't do NL tadpoles or 'babies who are STUDENTS. . . You need pocket money? Go and meet Florence Ita Giwa!!! NL troll police! HA! |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 7:58am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Lasinoh: Okay, the opposite of gay is straight and they too swing one way You mean bisexual? Bi-gay did you coin that up yourself You do realize straight women participate in BehindBased se.x Are you sure you live in America? Wait you live in Texas, where sexua.l educatution is forbidden no wonder No you have posted enough junk for the both of us I've pretty much caused you to have a fit of insanity with no help from anyone, so why exactly do I need a groupie? That's good to know Lol if it allows you to sleep better at night you are welcomed to believe I miserable in my life. Misery like company right? Do you want me to look at your behind no thanks I'm good, I have my own if I need to see a female behind Why would I need pocket money? I have a job at Wal mart remember Nope not the troll police either |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 8:03am On Jan 14, 2012 |
You can close it up here provide us with your closing thoughts Any last remarks Hurry up I haven't got all day like you do you know |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 8:05am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Of course I coined the words. . . My originality. You bungling ijjiota with pooh brain cells! BIHOLAR POO EATER ARE ALLOVER THE WORLD. No wonder your posts smell of poo-poo! Habaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. . . I need more junk from you. See all the efforts you spent to get my attention. . .AS ALWAYS. Kpele o! NO. . .is NO! Head to NL Romance section for your 'kind'! CYBER DESPERADO! |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 8:08am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Crayola1: Are you looking for a way out of this? Oh no dia. Stay here and gossip some more. Or are you tired of your Multi-Users? Your pals don die? I don't take orders from you. . . you daft fowl! Please show us your 'Blue fimms' with O'Seun Jesu!!! |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 8:12am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Lasinoh: I thought so Um ok don't know if that actually means anything Bi-Polar your mean? Biholar is not a word You are the expert on these kinds of things Well you actually started responding to my posts after stating you were going to ignore me? Either you are that desperate for companionship or it takes very little to get a rise out of you I wish you you'd understand that No is No, you went from insults to hitting on me Last I checked this is a free forum and I can post wherever I like, but if you are becoming overwhelmed you are welcomed to leave Once again never said I was a cyber anything but you love addressing your superiors with honorifics I guess |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 8:14am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Crayola1: Which or your posts? The ones with you used with your Awo suicidal IDs or your Ojukwu cowardly ones? Glad you know this is a public forum and not your concentration camp! There are no trolls ona PUBLIC form. You local tout! |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 8:16am On Jan 14, 2012 |
^^ Well point out the accounts then Public forums are safe harbors for trolls like you especially with this crappy forum system I own a concentration camp? Who knew Lasinoh: Nope just want you to finish up here, since you love getting the last word dia is pidgin for there not dear Gossip? Your real life is common knowledge, it no longer is gossip Once again I've only had this account I know for a fact you have had several accounts, bring out your proof of my alleged accounts Well you have been responding to all my posts, seems like you respond on command I have know idea what any of those things are can you decode your stripper lingo for the rest of us Yawn hurry up now |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 8:19am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Prove what? Private life my azzzzz!!! Who wanno know? Thank God I nor tief likey ya Platimonkey fat Abia H-elephant azzze! My husband and children nefa quench! I ain't no disease-infested Christain/Barrrren divorcee widow likey ya!!! Whooooo hoooooooo!!!!! I don't come from a wretched home like you! No criminal record sweeeerie! Not illegal!!! I dun owe nobarrry. Not a phocking Christian like you phocking from website to website, including all branches of WAZOBIA Nkwobi joints all over UK with your anus! HA! No Husband! No child! Even one orphan from OKJ zipcode to call your own! Lonely, miserable, wor-wor old Mgbeke cargo!!!! Hail Holy PCOS Queen Mgbeke Harlot of WAZOBIA restuarant of the UK!!!! Assssssshawo Nkwobi!!!! Biholar/Asssshawo Frying Pan!!! Mu he he he he he he he The more the merrier. . .dealing with one demon is boring. I prefer the NL 'coogar' ones. . .the Ogbonge supa moderator phocker one. Please, keep them coming. Do I look like somenoe with HBP? Let me use you as my private entertainment on NL. . . CHEAP ENTERTAINMENT. . .No cost! Not even sleep time. Respond to your command? Oh Jes O! I am hooked on you. . . You are mine for ever. Ewu! If you are tired. . .let one of your 'relief-pitchers' use your NL account as usual. Like you share RECYCLED poohsies and d-e-e-ks! Mu che che che che che |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Crayola1: 8:24am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Lasinoh: My multiple accounts of course, innocent until proven guilty? Keep what coming Try to separate your work life from the discussion No wonder you are in Texas, if you were in Nigeria they would have thrown you in jail for being gay Even goats seem to be smarter than you Well I enjoyed the laughs and watching you come up with half baked insults. I've got a long day ahead of me while you will remain at your post until I return You now are allowed the last word, do make it a good one |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 8:25am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Crayola1: Please, don't go naaaaah Haba! Jobless cow! Do you want me to win this round? I have not 'climaxxed' yet o. Abi don't you want me to reach my 'pinnacle' with your miserable azzze? A long day indeed. . . yahoo-yahoo 419 Ole! C'mon get lost. . . your irrelevant imbe-cile! Irritattng azze hole! Why wait till you return.? Pass the baton to one of your fellow e badu belle and e jolosi cyber harlots. Preferably the one with stinking Gambari poohsie! Your ex-phock rag! Desperate cyber harlot! |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by saiyaman: 8:32am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Wow what a thread |
Re: Benefits Of A Disintegrated Nigeria by Lasinoh: 8:39am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Next cyber nonentity please. . . Any takers? Useless, ugly, sexually-frustrated, LONELY, poverty-stricken desperados that never mind their own businesses. Come and type your rubbish. Phocking Nigerian Niggers! Ewus Oil-Subsidy! Awon Borrow-Borrow Make Me Fine Economists And Politicians. Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!! Next please. . . I say. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!!! |
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