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Our Motherland, Could This Be True? Haaaaa! by Nobody: 2:43pm On Jan 11, 2012
Fashola is working,
Oshiomole is Bulldozing,
Akpabio is Constructing,
Peter Obi is dulling,
Uduaghan is Laundering,
Iweala is Blabbing,
Sanusi is deceiving,
Obahiagbon is grammertizing,
Patience is Blundering,
Boko Haram is bombing,
Fuel is rising,
Nigerians are protesting,
The masses are suffering,
Our Nation is scattering,
Our senators are wasting,
The Christians are praying,
JONATHAN is LOOKING !!
, Oh! the world is watching


cry cry



grin grin grin grin
Re: Our Motherland, Could This Be True? Haaaaa! by Nobody: 2:52pm On Jan 11, 2012
in addition,

bingbagbo is sleeping. . . .
bunmioguns is farting. . . . .
bright007 is shitting. . . . . . .
DONKol-wateva is boring. . . . .
Daniluv is moderating. . . . . .
Ben-10 is cartooning. . . . . .
mrs chima is **ing. . . . . . .
boogee is boogeeing. . . . . .
el guapo is stooling. . . . . . .
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to cut the long story short,

OTOORO IS PRAYING AND STUDYING.
that's what gentle men do, right?

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

cool
Re: Our Motherland, Could This Be True? Haaaaa! by bunmioguns(m): 3:58pm On Jan 11, 2012
otooro:




otooro is sleeping. . . .
Otooro is farting. . . . .
Otooro is shitting. . . . . . .
Otooro is boring. . . . ,
Otooro is bleeping. . . . . . .
Otooro is stooling. . . . . . .
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to cut the long story short,

Bunmioguns IS PRAYING AND STUDYING.
that's what gentle men do, right?

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

cool

Only you!!!!

And beside































Where is the Joke
Re: Our Motherland, Could This Be True? Haaaaa! by mikuz(m): 5:16pm On Jan 11, 2012
@op,
wait . . What class are you?
Re: Our Motherland, Could This Be True? Haaaaa! by bingbagbo(m): 6:53pm On Jan 11, 2012
JOKE GRADING: E




REMARKS: MORE ROOMS FOR IMPROVEMENTS
Re: Our Motherland, Could This Be True? Haaaaa! by Nobody: 8:45pm On Jan 11, 2012
bunmioguns:

Only you!!!!

And beside































Where is the Joke

i already told you, open your eyes like these: shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


mikuz:

@op,
wait . . What class are you?


do u need a private tutor? i will help u, don't worry. . . . . grin grin grin


bin gbagbo:

JOKE GRADING: E




REMARKS: MORE ROOMS FOR IMPROVEMENTS

bingbagaun, na wa u, u no dey try at all ooooo

undecided undecided undecided undecided


I NOW CROWN MYSELF THE BEST JOKER grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Our Motherland, Could This Be True? Haaaaa! by Nobody: 9:44pm On Jan 11, 2012
^^
@ otooro
u dont know wu ur joking with angry
me n ur papa wu boring pass? angry
Mind ya sef

ediotic nonentity,
Re: Our Motherland, Could This Be True? Haaaaa! by bright007(f): 11:05pm On Jan 11, 2012
@poster:u need 3 bottles of subsidy bitters to cure ur epileptic brain of its malfunctioning *
Re: Our Motherland, Could This Be True? Haaaaa! by mikuz(m): 1:20am On Jan 12, 2012
*breaks a subsidized coke bottle on otooro's head*
Re: Our Motherland, Could This Be True? Haaaaa! by Nobody: 2:36am On Jan 12, 2012
DONkollione:

^^
@ otooro
u dont know wu your joking with angry
me n your papa wu boring pass? angry
Mind ya sef

ediotic nonentity,

u harsh ooo,  no be yoke joke
mstchewwww. .  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed


bright007:

@poster:u need 3 bottles of subsidy bitters to cure your epileptic brain of its malfunctioning *

**takes a table tennis bat and hits it back to the subsidized sender**  grin grin grin grin


mikuz:

*breaks a subsidized coke bottle on otooro's head*


**otooro was wearing a helmet, takes a piece of the bottle and sends it into mikuz's subsidized butt**  grin grin grin
Re: Our Motherland, Could This Be True? Haaaaa! by Nobody: 2:43am On Jan 12, 2012
^^

very very very long peniss poster above me,
Re: Our Motherland, Could This Be True? Haaaaa! by Nobody: 2:48am On Jan 12, 2012
DONkollione:

^^

very very very long peniss poster above me,


THIS THREAD IS RATED 18+, SO DONko-wateva, find ur class else whr! u can check education or games sections.

cool
Re: Our Motherland, Could This Be True? Haaaaa! by Nobody: 2:54am On Jan 12, 2012
^^
very very very dry comment above me i must alwayz confess

masturbator! angry
Re: Our Motherland, Could This Be True? Haaaaa! by Nobody: 8:39am On Jan 12, 2012
:p :p :p :p :p :p

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