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Cia Test by Digital(f): 8:41am On Oct 09, 2007
CIA Test shocked shocked

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!” The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”

The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”

The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”
Re: Cia Test by sniperwolf(m): 12:22pm On Oct 09, 2007
I didn't understand the last paragraph
Re: Cia Test by Migines(m): 12:25pm On Oct 09, 2007
The guns chamber waz empty so she beat him to death.
Re: Cia Test by sniperwolf(m): 12:28pm On Oct 09, 2007
Interesting,

I like the name Digital
Re: Cia Test by Digital(f): 1:38pm On Oct 09, 2007
sniperwolf:

Interesting,

I like the name Digital

sniperwolf, i like your name too, but not as kool cool as the name DIGITAL
tongue grin
Re: Cia Test by Migines(m): 1:41pm On Oct 09, 2007
Na wao.
Re: Cia Test by Digital(f): 2:09pm On Oct 09, 2007
Migines:

Na wao.
na real wah

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