To the person lying about Benin - Ore road. I travelled the Shagamu - Ijebu Ode stretch in November and with 4 guys in the car, it was a less than pleasant experience as each one of us shouted to the driver to either swerve left or right everytime we carme up to a pothole. This confused the driver and he went into almost every pothole.

If you say your journey on the 2nd was one of your best, it is either you are being economical with the truth or your flight from MMIA only took you as far as one of the undeveloped west African countries.

ola_pluto :
Very soon, they will unwind the words. We will stop having minister for science and technology, we will have Minister of Science, Minister of State for science, Minister for Technology, Minister of state of technology. Minister for Niger, minister for Delta, minister for state of Niger, minister for state of Delta, minister for pet, minister for roleum, and watch out for Reno making the ministerial list as Minister for facebook, twitter and nairaland resources.
U don dey mad abi! Dat was rly funny. Abeg i no fit laff again.

norrisman:

To the person lying about Benin - Ore road. I travelled the Shagamu - Ijebu Ode stretch in November and with 4 guys in the car, it was a less than pleasant experience as each one of us shouted to the driver to either swerve left or right everytime we carme up to a pothole. This confused the driver and he went into almost every pothole.

If you say your journey on the 2nd was one of your best, it is either you are being economical with the truth or your flight from MMIA only took you as far as one of the undeveloped west African countries.

Sir, Here on Nairaland, there are special Assistants on Benin-Ore road propaganda.

They will always lie and spin.  

I have maintained that what we should have protested for is for that damn constitution of ours be re-written to forestall profligacies like this.

share ur national cake and moinmoin. I now understand why subsidy must go. Yeye people

Special adviser on Patience Jonathan's spoken English

You did not add;

Special adviser for Facebook Matters
special Adviser for Nairaland issues

Whos is the Special Adviser on "Big stouting and peppersouping" to General GEJ

PapaBrowne. . . Special adviser on spins. 
Beaf. . . Special adviser on evasion.

^^Werperi, Senior Special Adviser Spin -II (states)

Omo_Tier1:

^^Werperi, Senior Special Adviser Spin -II (states)

Did you not hear - Weleriperi has been upgraded to Chief Commissioner of South/South Propaganda and Junk Journalism, Ahead of @BEAF

You forgot the SSA on maritime affairs.little wonder that they all do nothing besides frittering away our oil forex junketting the world on shopping sprees which of course is work for them.

shouldn't he appoint a special adviser on cassava bread and special adviser on ogogoro? (i hear he doesn't joke with the stuff)

Akiika:

I have maintained that what we should have protested for is for that damn constitution of ours be re-written to forestall profligacies like this.

People protested for that too. It was part of the #occupynigeria demands. Next time join them and make your grievances heard. They need your support to change a culture of corruption and restructure this nation.

Laugh won kill me oooooooooooooooo

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This is no joke.
There is a Ministry of State Sponsored Terrorism, A Minister, Permanent Secretary, P.A, Assistant P.As, Senior Special Adviser, P.A to the Senior Special Adviser, and so on
and it has its own budget too, but its an in house parade.

And i'm sure that's why he looks so confused,  because he has so much jobless people around him. I can now see why he's ill-adviced on most issues everytime. 'adviser on new media' 4 what? I'm sure that's where he spends most of his time following social networking ASHAWO and innocent nigerians are dieing because of poor governance. I'm not suprised, those people are ripping from where they sowed, they helped pdp 2 rigg the election.  Somebody call this barefooted swamp dweller(GEJ) to order,pls.

soon to come, senior special adviser to the first lady on public English speaking. I believe she has an adviser on English matters already

macmoyor:

Very soon, they will unwind the words. We will stop having minister for science and technology, we will have Minister of Science, Minister of State for science, Minister for Technology, Minister of state of technology. Minister for Niger, minister for Delta, minister for state of Niger, minister for state of Delta, minister for pet, minister for roleum, and watch out for Reno making the ministerial list as Minister for facebook, twitter and nairaland resources.
U don dey mad abi! Dat was rly funny. Abeg i no fit laff again.



this is dem hilarious, I no fit laugh oooo

lmaooo! minister for pet minister for roleum

I WON BECOME SPECIAL ADVISER ON FUEL SUBSIDY MATTERS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Na dat one dey pain U
How dem dey waste on top d unconstitional office of the first lady, for all those talkin constitut