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Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by extension: 5:45pm On Jan 20, 2012
Nigeria is still redeemable if we delete 100 of them.I strongly recommend Col.umar retired of kaduna state to do the job.
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by Nobody: 5:48pm On Jan 20, 2012
"Rochas Okorocha. - New kid on the block that has set out to a running start with some very sly skillful touches. Would be be if he completes his move from SG united to FG united. "

Don't you dare mention Rochas Okorocha here angry angry wetin dey worry u sef? We dey talk about corrupt officials you dey call Okorocha abi e get wetin e dey owe u before? angry mtcheeew
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by BigBenoski(m): 5:51pm On Jan 20, 2012
@Jmain; great team but u left out orji uzor kalu, the only player who was lockd in a ferocious tackle with OBJ and survived 2 tell tales. This player, considered by many as an all time great, is a clinical finisher with 143 count charges (sory goals) to his name in just 2 caps. His private trainer (his mother) is known 2 be the best in raising amazing young talents, only compared with arsene wenger. More on the prolific finisher- orji kalu to come,
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by begwong: 5:54pm On Jan 20, 2012
okija shrine or whatever.I guess you mistakenly add Rochas name by an outright oversight instead of Ohakim.Kindly do the needful by changing your list b4 d final submission to FIFA biko!
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by IykeD(m): 7:07pm On Jan 20, 2012
I haven't seen this guy's name that owns almost every house in Asokoro. Even most embassies pay rent to him,  that big thief, T.Y Danjuma or has he been suspended too for doping? What of El-Rufai, Nuhu Ribadu. Ok i need to come up with a more technical and tactical team that can beat all the teams here and even the best of Barcelona squad.Stay tuned! Awo Oles, Bastards as Sowore rightly called them.
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by Mogidi: 7:19pm On Jan 20, 2012
Am dumbfounded that a fine and skillful player in the name of Tinubu was not the 1st on many people's list.

This is why Tinubu is tops
Born in 1952 he's talent was apperent at an early age and by the time you say T he was off to the US. Whilst there he showed a great promise as a brusque and aggressive player. He made his professional debut in 1992 (playing on the left as senator) and by 1999 his international debut (Governor). He had a very disappointing season playing on the left and in no time moved to the right.
Playing on the right he made his name as All Criminals of Nigeria (ACN) player of the year. He became a prolific winger and ACN all-time leading earner with more than #5000000000 goals in all competitions (ie local, state and federal).


To be continued>>>>>
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by dayokanu(m): 7:20pm On Jan 20, 2012
The Coach- OBJ

Technical Adviser - IBB

Fitness coach- Tony Anenih

Psychologist- Alamieyeiseigha
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by IykeD(m): 7:23pm On Jan 20, 2012
Mogidi:

Am dumbfounded that a fine and skillful player in the name of Tinubu was not the 1st on many people's list.

This is why Tinubu is tops
Born in 1952 he's talent was apperent at an early age and by the time you say T he was off to the US. Whilst there he showed a great promise as a brusque and aggressive player. He made his professional debut in 1992 (playing on the left as senator) and by 1999 his international debut (Governor). He had a very disappointing season playing on the left and in no time moved to the right.
Playing on the right he made his name as All Criminals of Nigeria (ACN) player of the year. He became a prolific winger and ACN all-time leading earner with more than #5000000000 goals in all competitions (ie local, state and federal).


To be continued>>>>>




I think you should be the official commentator for all matches to be played by these thieves, i mean teams!
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by kamuzu(m): 7:24pm On Jan 20, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin am still laughing.

Mogidi:

Am dumbfounded that a fine and skillful player in the name of Tinubu was not the 1st on many people's list.

This is why Tinubu is tops
Born in 1952 he's talent was apperent at an early age and by the time you say [b]T
he was off to the US. Whilst there he showed a great promise as a brusque and aggressive player. He made his professional debut in 1992 (playing on the left as senator) and by 1999 his international debut (Governor). He had a very disappointing season playing on the left and in no time moved to the right.
Playing on the right he made his name as All Criminals of Nigeria (ACN) player of the year. He became a prolific winger and ACN all-time leading earner with more than #5000000000 goals in all competitions (ie local, state and federal).

[/b]
To be continued>>>>>



Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by jmaine: 7:35pm On Jan 20, 2012
BigBenoski:

@Jmain; great team but u left out orji uzor kalu, the only player who was lockd in a ferocious tackle with OBJ and survived 2 tell tales. This player, considered by many as an all time great, is a clinical finisher with 143 count charges (sory goals) to his name in just 2 caps. His private trainer (his mother) is known 2 be the best in raising amazing young talents, only compared with arsene wenger. More on the prolific finisher- orji kalu to come,

I know . . . . Orji is busy battling for a shirt . . .it's a close call with him and Gbenga daniel at the moment . . .the coaching staff would come to a decision soon  . . . .
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by marvel4ben: 7:59pm On Jan 20, 2012
1.LATE UMARU MUSA YAR ADUA (WIKILEAK)
2.BOLA AHMED TINUBU
3.IBRAHIM BADAMOSI BABANGIDA
4.GEN.SANNI ABACHA
5.ALIKO DANGOTE
6.GEN.ABDUSALAM
7.ATIKU
8.OTEDOLA
9.JAMES IBORI
10.GOV.MIMIKO
RESERVE,
1.TONY ANENIH
2.LUCKY IGBINEDION
3.DAVID MARK
4.DIMEJI BANKOLE
5.ANDOOAKA
6.LATE S M AFOLABI
7. THE PERSON READING THIS NAMES,
Thanks
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3.
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Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by akpan123(m): 8:03pm On Jan 20, 2012
THANKS FOR THE CONTRIBUTION.
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by executinal(m): 8:04pm On Jan 20, 2012
Loi, grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by alex406(m): 8:22pm On Jan 20, 2012
executinal:


Jersey no:

1) Ojo Maduekwe ( The safe hands and the silent mafia who keeps the team ticking . . .he is known to initiate successful attacks from the deep . . . His is an integral member of team and the closest ally to the team captain OBJ . . Being the vice captain himself)


2) Andy Uba( the dark work horse of the team, does his job quietly and effectively )


3) Ikuforiji ( left back, a good team player who also supports the attack . .his combination with Tinubu on the left side is deadly)

4) Senator David Mark ( Defensive midfielder, holding the forth for the NASS against the executive)

5) Atiku ( The rock solid defender who puts attackers where they belong . . .very unrelentless in his crunching tackles . .though he is temperamental atimes even to his fellow team mates)

6) Author Nzeribe ( Another no nonsence defender who doesn't take shyte from any one, even from  his coaches)

7) James Ibori ( utility winger, can also play as a supporting striker) . .though currently injured and receiving medical attention in the UK.

8 ) Tony Anenih ( Mr fix it, always linking the midfield with attack)


9) OBJ , Present team captain with years of experience under his belt ( Mr potent . He never misses the shot . . .ruthless in front of the goal . .  and a very cunny striker to deal with )

10) 1BB ( The most tricky of the lot . . . The all seeing and all knowing player . . . His passes are visionary . . . Defenders are always caught napping whenever he delivers his deft moves . . He is good with both feet and also contributes with loads of goal via free money sorry i meant kicks)

11) Tinubu ( The whiz on the left . .you see him coming but you are helpless . . . His skill level is awesome . . .and he is also a team leader)



More to come . . . the competition is too high for first team place . .so we are looking for ways to trim down this awesome talents


. . . Screening in progress . . .This team has passion to play the footy



TEAM UPDATE

Reserve

12) Diprieye Alams ( A very potent attacking midfielder with a good eye for goals . . .But his selfishness for goals without being a good team player caused friction between him and the team captain OBJ . . He had to be benched to avoid distraction on the field

13) Tom Ikimi ( good defensive midfielder but lacks the required stamina and tenacity to maintain a shirt . .currently on loan)

14) Lucky Igbinedion ( Ruthless defender  . . .but his knack for red cards has made him a huge risk to play, hence lost his shirt . .  he is dirty player who needs polishing to be the finished good.


15) Dimeji Bankole ( a young promising full back with injury prune glass legs . . . He is out for the season due to an achilles tendon . . The doctors feel he might not play the footy again . . .sad . . .cos he was primed for big things . .


Team coach . . . The indestructible Umaru Dikko . . . with Dan Etete and T.Y Danjuma assisting . . .

NB: with competition so high . . There might be more surprises as the passionate contestants fight for shirt

Screening in progress . . .do not disturb . .  all camera men and agents e.g Swiss bank representatives are banned . . . .
You made my daycant stop laughing>, lol
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by merengue: 9:17pm On Jan 20, 2012
Goalkeeper: OBJ (Solid as a rock, only conceded one goal in his over 50 year career)

Center Back: Tony Anenih (Tough, uncompromising tackler. Ever present in the team)

Center Back: Diepriye Alams (Clever player, sometimes disguises as an opposing player)

Left Back : Ikedi Ohakim (Spent time as fitness coach during the last season of Otokoto FC. Staked his claim for a starting place in just four seasons)

Right Back: GEJ (Team's weak link, very slow but with experienced personal trainers)

Defensive Midfielder: Atiku Abubakar (Hard tackling player with a "thou shall not pass me" mentality. Lost position to GEJ but is staging a comeback )

Right Winger: Bola Tinubu (Smartest player on the team, always evading tackles from all comers. Contender for role of deputy captain)

Left Winger: Dieziani Madueke (Accurate crosser, highest number of assists for her cabals (sorry strikers)

Attacking Midfielder: Mike Adenuga (Playmaker extraordinare, always looking to create goal scoring opportunities for his fellow players (IBB, Tinubu et al)

Second Striker: Orji Kalu (Never say die striker, always coming back to score rebounds despite rough tackles received)

Main Striker & Captain: IBB (Revamped the entire team. Sharp shooter who never misses, goals aplenty, no cautions in a glittering career)

RESERVES

Reserve Goalie: Aliko Dangote (Always in the shadows, never coming out to stake a first team place but earning biggest bonuses)

Center Back: GEJ (Very loyal to his captain, allows other players to score from all directions)

Reserve Midfielder: David Mark (Ever present in every team, has had limited playing time)

Ghost Striker: Ifeanyi Ubah (New kid on the block, came straight from the academy into the team)

Utility Player: Emeka Offor (

COACHING CREW

Coach: Tony Elumelu and Jim Ovia (Always offering expert advice on investment (sorry, scoring opportunities)

Technical Adviser: Okonjo-Iweala (Expert opinion with access to Champions League teams)

Cheerleaders:
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by akpan123(m): 9:44pm On Jan 20, 2012
THE BEST COME BACK KID PLAYER TO COME OUT OF  RETIREMENT. AND SCORE A LOT OF GOALS. IS OBJ.    NO CAN BEAT THAT RECORD. I DEY LAUGH. AND NOW


STILL COACHING THE NEW PLAYERS.
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by kelz88(f): 10:20pm On Jan 20, 2012
I wish they would just drop dead.
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by maki(f): 10:23pm On Jan 20, 2012
1-11: Peter odili angry
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by MOM1(m): 10:54pm On Jan 20, 2012
The list is endless, we can have a team A,B,C,D ETC,
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by Werehkpe: 11:33pm On Jan 20, 2012
Phew for the first time 9ra land has sed sumthing good about GEJ ooooooo.

His name aint on any of the list this far. UP GEJ
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by IykeD(m): 1:27am On Jan 21, 2012
Wereh kpe:

Phew for the first time 9ra land has sed sumthing good about GEJ ooooooo.

His name aint on any of the list this far. UP GEJ

Read again! This time around use originals lens and you will see his name everywhere. He is a big thief, i mean player!

The only name that hasn't come up in any team here and will never, is Buhari's. That means a lot!
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by Rad1cal: 2:24am On Jan 21, 2012
Comic nairalanders  grin

All fights, aggression, abuses, curses without jokes, makes political section ardents very mean

a needed relief from all feuding members cool
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by vokalguy(m): 2:50am On Jan 21, 2012
What formation will they be playing? 4-4-2 or 4-3-3?
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by juman(m): 7:57am On Jan 21, 2012
IBB was handsome when young. grin

Ole bastar.d.

Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by juman(m): 8:18am On Jan 21, 2012
Bo-large:

the complete team a goooooooooooooooooooooooal jubilation!

Abi o, team Completed.

Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by 1025: 8:25am On Jan 21, 2012
1. PDP
2. PDP
3. PDP
4. PDP
5. PDP
6. PDP
7. PDP
8. PDP
9. PDP
10. PDP
11. PDP

RESERVER TEAM
PDPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP - POWER.

THESE PLAYERS ARE THIS SKILLFUL THAT THEY CAN FIT INTO A ANY FORMATION BE IT 4-4-2, 4-3-3 OR EVEN 4-5-1 WITH OBASANJO AS THE LONE STRIKER.
THEY ARE ALL TESTED AND TRUSTED PLAYERS WHO CAN PLAY WELL IN ANY PART OF THE FIELD - VERSATILE PLAYERS YOU CAN CALL THEM.
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by juman(m): 3:08pm On Jan 21, 2012
Our tadition and culture are myth and are big lies!!!!!!!!!

Who follow the tadition and culture? Nobody.

THe old people that suppose to be the custodian of the tadition and culture, find them too difficult to follow.

Do they expect the young people to be the custodian? We don't have anything like tadition and culture. They are BIG LIES.

Also our religions are meaniless in our lifes. That's why we have this kind of declining country.

Hmmm. That generation of people!
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by donobi(m): 4:57pm On Jan 21, 2012
My official refree for the match is Adams oshiomole who is always officiating the match between this cabals & the spectators i mean (Nigerians) that ve come to watch the match, but always quick to give penalty when govt increase petrol price but amend a little to please the fans called Nigerians & he's enjoying his loot i mean (governor) from the match fixing he did between the cabals & Nigerians which is fuel sudsidy.
The stadium is Aso rock.
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by akpan123(m): 11:00pm On Jan 21, 2012
ibori injured while playing for his foriegn team. so will he be out of competition for some years, which him speedy recovery.
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by manosteel(m): 6:17am On Jan 22, 2012
These postings are funny and at the same time objective. We may have so many criticism against our president, but really not so much on corruption and that is why his name has just appeared ones. He found himself leading one of the most corrupts party in Africa, definitely he won't come out unsmeared.
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by olawalebabs(m): 6:21am On Jan 22, 2012
Most people on this thread are use to watching Atlantic conference league with few having time to watch Savannah conference, up here the league is more interesting, we parade top players like Makarfi and VP Sambo (between them they share a goal record of 50b goals in their 11years strikers in kaduna league), we also have the Akume and Suswan, holding firm the benue wing of the team, what about Dariye (always sharp as ever), the experience players include T Y Danjuma (now retire to the oil rich club), IBB, Abdul Salam. So when next the team list will be presented, these players deserve a place in the team.
Re: Nigerian Most Corrupt Best 11 Team by juman(m): 3:47pm On Jan 22, 2012
Congrats to all that make the team, the blood money they stole and stealing are bringing result.

Over 150 people died in Kano and God knows how many wounded people will also die.

Our people are now dying in SCORES not more in DOZENS.

Hope next our people are not going to be dying in hundreds.

I know that they (the corrupt people) and their families are enjoying the sad moment for the masses.

Congrats to them again!

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