amu ukwu:

this man again , so this malaria never still leave you. This na 2012 no be 2011 any more oh.

no let 'em boko haram people catch you with your yeye mouth.

lefulefu:

my yoruba friend Temitope wey i know back then wen i serve for Ibadan dey a serious dilemma right now.There is this hausa girl wey this my yoruba pally dey roll with and this my pally love the guy die.she is from kano state and her name na Aminatu but wan thing wey i know like about this babe be say she too dey wear hijab and she dey cover face all the time.Me sef never see this babe leg once because na inside hijab she dey cover but then this my pally so dey obsessed with dis babe.the thing be say my pally Temitope wan marry Aminatu the hausa girl but the problem wey he get be say the girl senior brother na member of boko haram.from wetin i don hear frm one olofofo this girl brother even get senior position for the group.right now fear dey catch my friend small small but he still dey insinst on marrying aminatu but then i don warn already say if dis im brother hear na kill he go just kill am.my pally na member of believers love world and he say he go try to convert this babe to im church.i don tell am say na fire he dey play with oo but im no wan hear.my fellow nairalanders abeg na how una want make i pursuade my pally make im no go ahead with dis dangerious relationship.i don alreaydy tell am make im get one good girl for im church wey he go marry but im no wan listen ooo

emöfine:


Okay this is what your dear pally must do . . . at precisely 11:59pm before the total eclispe and when phcn go strike he must employ a decoy so that he can switch his babe with the imposter, after all na hijab she dey wear everytime how dem go take know, but sha make the imposter resemble the girl small so that her brethren no go suspect. After the switch your pally's babe for throw away her hijab - since she be undercover and now operating under a new identity she must also try look the part, ehen.
After the two lover birds have been smuggled out of the country your friend better get that girl to the nearest police station and make she tell them everything about these boko boyz jor . . .if she wants to live a life without watching her shoulders or doesn't intend to be a premature widow she better spill alright because it would be safer for her, your friend and Nigeria as a whole if her blood sucking brother is detained ok.

P.S. I'll personally ask James Patterson to write chapter three of your captivating thriller
*rolls over with laughter *

Adanora:

Dis Lefu guy, e bi like say dem flit ur brain.

tellwisdom:

Darksin, why are u hatin nau??

MsDarkSkin:

hating on whom?  Lefool? LWKMD! NEVER!!
God go punish me that day!!!  I'm just being honest! The guy is NOT normal

hating on whom?    Lefool? LWKMD! NEVER!!
God go punish me that day!!!  I'm just being honest! The guy is NOT normal  

God will never punish u. Just get some jokes from him and u wld be fine