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I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by Nobody: 2:22am On Jan 24, 2012
Poliçemen saw a man carring goat passing thier checkpoint, the man tied a rope at d neck of d goat and he pulled d goat along. They stoped him and asked










" where is ur drivers licence n plate no ? "





d GOAT fainted grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by MrResource(m): 3:53am On Jan 24, 2012
Funny title
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by Ozegbe(m): 5:45am On Jan 24, 2012
so because u want your post to get to 1000 u want to us to keep reading such trash. U need to quit smoking
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by james2man: 3:39pm On Jan 26, 2012
You have achieved your aim you post don reach 1000 so what else?You must have other target, Funny
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by Nobody: 3:47pm On Jan 26, 2012
Another dull thread, poster and earlier comments!

wink

but, funny title. . . grin
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by sutoboy(m): 3:58pm On Jan 26, 2012
so we go dey read useless thread from you till you reach 1000?

chai we don die!
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by StudioCFR(m): 7:17am On Jan 27, 2012
@op

Stay away from cheap drugs . . .


* I know sey u.go wan insult me now cuz of my advice*
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by Nobody: 10:17am On Jan 27, 2012
^
studio ma frend i dey addicted pls helep me b4 its 2 late? *sobs bitterly*
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by DAZZLINGM(f): 2:59pm On Jan 27, 2012
u dis donkollione, uah just a case
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by Nobody: 3:02pm On Jan 27, 2012
^^

wat did i do? *sobs*
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by Nobody: 3:28pm On Jan 27, 2012
^^^ too bad, so sad!!!! d.ickonllione!!!!

tongue
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by Nobody: 3:33pm On Jan 27, 2012
^^@otoorobong

Ur english name is it DICKson? Bcus d way i dey use eye see u ya yoruba name go b Bolaji(bj)
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by Nobody: 4:25pm On Jan 27, 2012
^^^ grin grin grin grin grin grin

i'm frm pluto, can't u see? undecided

my real name na plutolina

wink
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by Nobody: 4:31pm On Jan 27, 2012
^^@oto

i know i know, Even ya kokonut head if i break am water no go dey inside!

Oloriburuku!
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by Nobody: 4:34pm On Jan 27, 2012
^^^ backfire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*pours cele water on his head*
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by angelz(f): 10:25am On Jan 30, 2012
Good, since l cant read up 2 a 1,000 of such post,
den l'l stay clear of any of ur post DON.
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by angelz(f): 10:32am On Jan 30, 2012
Good, since l cant read up 2 a 1,000 of such post,
den l'l stay clear of any of ur post DON.
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by bunmioguns(m): 2:05pm On Jan 30, 2012
where is d Joke
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by Nobody: 5:44pm On Jan 30, 2012
^^
check ur BUSHY ANUS boy!


@angelz ,
Hw far? grin
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by bingbagbo(m): 5:52pm On Jan 30, 2012
bunmioguns:

where is d Joke


ask your momma!!! grin
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by Nobody: 5:54pm On Jan 30, 2012
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Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by Nobody: 5:57pm On Jan 30, 2012
@otooro

re u possessed? angry





no offence! angry
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by Nobody: 6:40pm On Jan 30, 2012
i think we need to see one-on-one!

because, i feel like beating someone up right now! angry angry angry angry

cool
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by Nobody: 7:13pm On Jan 30, 2012
^^

ur papa dey house?
Re: I No Go Rest Until My Post Reach 1000 by sutoboy(m): 10:43am On Feb 01, 2012
both of you should be deal with as soon as i get my bleeper working

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