We members of the jokes section, dare our colleagues here in the Romance section for a friendly soccer much.
as a result of this, we ve invited all our key players to camp, hoping to hear from you soon, ie if you go fit. . .

GOALKEEPERS: DANI1LUV (TP MAZEMBE), OTOORO(WARRI WOLVES) ODE REMO(FREIBURGH, GERMANY),

DEFENDERS:BUNMIOGUNS(UDINESE, ITALY), SKALES (ENUGU RANGERS), OLAWALEBAB(ARAB CONTRACTORS, EGYPT), SUTOBOY( ASEC , IVORY COAST), BEN10 (BOLTON, ENGLAND), BRIGHT (UNATTACHED), BUSHY-ANUS(AC MILAN, ITALY),

MIDFIELDERS: KELLYNOAH(ENYIMBA), LUCARIO(NEWCASTLE, ENGLAND), EKEROYAL (SANTOS, BRAZIL), MIKUS (KOTOKO, GHANA), EL GUAPO ( AL SADD, QATAR), NEW BIN(MAN CITY, ENGLAND), BASHY-DEMY(GENOA, ITALY)

STRIKERS: DONKOLLIONE( BARCELONA, SPAIN), BIN GBAGBO(REAL MADRID, SPAIN), HONERIC1(EAGLE CEMENT), BOOQEE (UNATTACHED)


HEAD COACH:SEUN THANK U!!!

When you ask people who can't really play footy what position they play, they'll always say "Centre- Forward", or "no. 9". Nuff said.

Hehe, so who is our coach naaa, i want to play 4!!

Flashaldrin, a legendary, england based defensive midfielder, plying his trade in liverpool, england a real club hero on a royal princely weekly wage of £1470, 000.
By far eclipsing that of the world's best players, lionel messi and cristiano ronaldo. He is not known because he prefers to keep his profile low, as many clubs would likely release atomic bombs just to get his signature and he doesnt want to be an agent of death like ramsey.
only few brave strikers get behind him and they do so without the ball
many midfielders leave the ball for him when he gets to them as they cant risk being out with injury for 5 yrs at the least.
when he is on the pitch, the two central defenders can be seen pinging on their blackberries as they have little or nothing to do.
simply put, he is a real life football cheat!

ArQueBusieR:

When you ask people who can't really play footy what position they play, they'll always say "Centre- Forward", or "no. 9". Nuff said.

then i really know how to play footy

laff wan comot my two balls

Play soccer with clowns? . Killz what do u think?

Romance Section Team list:

Goalkeepers:

FREECOCOA (Enyimba, Aba), IDOWUOGBO (Bukola Babes, Ilorin), LOLALUV (Kano Pllars)

Defenders:

MRROWNJAY (PSG, France), PENDO89 (11 men in Flight, Swaziland), FLASHALDRIN (Flash FC, Rwanda), CHIMEZIE (Deportivo Wanka, Peru), DYT (Chaco For Ever, Argentina), GOLDIELUKS (Benue Cement of Gboko), MRS CHIMA (United Africa Tigers, Namibia), INKED NERD (Insurance Management Bears, Barbados), SCASH (El Kanemi Warriors of Maiduguri)

Midfielders:

IJOGS K (Botswana Meat Commission FC, Botswana), LEFULEFU (Unemployed at the moment, training on the streets of Agege), SEEDORD (Young Boys Berne, Wankdorf Stadium, Switzerland), CORK (Unemployed, we just dey help am, whether God go help make him find club), COOGAR (Sharks of Port-Harcourt), IYATRUSTEE (Sunshine, Akure), TALINA (Al Ahly of Egypt), ARQUEBUSIER (Zamfara United), XYNERISE (Santos, Burundi)

Strikers:

SEXKILLZ (Total Big bullets, Malawi), BABE! (unemployed - walking the streets of Helsinki. We just dey help her too make e no be like say Coachilla na male chauvinist), SLIMYEM (Kwara United), ONILA (RC BOBO, Burkina faso), TELLWISDOM (Police Jinja, Uganda), Rokiatu (Monrovia Club Breweries, Liberia)

Reserves:

190 (Formerly of Wankie Fc, Zimbabwe. Presently unemployed, and on a long term injury layoff. It is feared that his career may have come to an irredeemable end), MZDARKSKIN (Club and footballing condition unknown. Has previous history of instability so we're willing to take a chance she might show up on match day)

Coach: JOBFRONT ([b]Se[/b]MEN Pedang, Indonesia)

FYI, those are all real FCs and you're all on enviable salaries. GO ROMANCE FC! GO!

^^^ i'm a defensive midfielder, gawdammit!!!

Flashaldrin:

^^^ i'm a defensive midfielder, gawdammit!!!

You play where you're placed or risk being dropped!!!

What is Benue state of Gboko. Mouthaction you no well at all.

Goldieluks:

What is Benue state of Gboko. Mouthaction you no well at all.

It's Benue CEMENT. Na STRONG women dey play there

wtf

Oh my! Im on the team? ( Talina frantically googles the rules for soccer! )

Jokers FC.

MarcAnthon:

It's Benue CEMENT. Na STRONG women dey play there

Oh really?

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