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Sunday School by BASETSANA(f): 1:38pm On Oct 15, 2007 |
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school.Usually she slept through the class.One day,the teacher called on her while she was napping"Tell me Mary,who created the universe?When Mary didnt stir,little Johnny an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her,took a pin and jabbed it in her rear."God Almighty!"shouted Mary and the teacher said "very good" and Mary fell back to sleep.A while later,the teacher asked Mary'Who is our Lordand Saviour?"But Mary didnt even stir from her slumber.Once againJohnny came to the rescue and struck her again"Jesus Christ"shouted Mary and the teacher said "very good" and Mary fell back to sleep.Then the teacher asked Mary a third question"what did Eve say to Adam after she had her 23rd child?"And again Johnny jabbed her with the pin.this time Mary jumped up and shouted"if you stick that damn thing in me one more time,l will break it in half, the teacher fainted, |
Re: Sunday School by chiboyz(m): 1:43pm On Oct 15, 2007 |
Nice joke. Hi baby how is the weather in SA? 'am planning a trip next week. |
Re: Sunday School by tessybaby(f): 1:45pm On Oct 15, 2007 |
@chiboyz na wa oh don't u want to come to Cameroon too? am jealous |
Re: Sunday School by chiboyz(m): 1:47pm On Oct 15, 2007 |
wetin be your own. |
Re: Sunday School by tessybaby(f): 1:48pm On Oct 15, 2007 |
u want know? |
Re: Sunday School by chiboyz(m): 1:49pm On Oct 15, 2007 |
yeh tessy Babe i wanna know |
Re: Sunday School by tessybaby(f): 1:56pm On Oct 15, 2007 |
ok I'll tell u |
Re: Sunday School by BASETSANA(f): 2:04pm On Oct 15, 2007 |
its cold chiboyz but that doesnt stop you from coming does it, you most welcome |
Re: Sunday School by topeteadr(m): 2:17pm On Oct 15, 2007 |
Nice joke but heard it b4 |
Re: Sunday School by anycorner(m): 4:03pm On Oct 15, 2007 |
nice joke |
Re: Sunday School by mimiko(f): 4:13am On Oct 16, 2007 |
hehehehhe i dont mind himsticking it here |
Re: Sunday School by kronkykay(m): 4:27am On Oct 16, 2007 |
o-m-g |
Re: Sunday School by chiboyz(m): 3:44pm On Oct 16, 2007 |
BASETSANA: Any chance of hooking up with you when i do come? i'll be in Jo'borg. |
Re: Sunday School by Nobody: 4:16pm On Oct 16, 2007 |
AH ah so funny guys |
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