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Letter To Bill Gates by cshetty666: 5:17am On Dec 05, 2008
Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft, ?

Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you
to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're -scooter' is available in system? I find
only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the
door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was
unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon
which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a
single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the
PC at home only

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My
Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my
office hours.


Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS, ?


Re: Letter To Bill Gates by romsky: 8:41am On Dec 05, 2008
Re: Letter To Bill Gates by sholabanke(m): 7:33pm On Dec 05, 2008
@ romade
why you dey cry?
Re: Letter To Bill Gates by Magnate021(m): 1:36am On Dec 07, 2008
Re: Letter To Bill Gates by bydot1(m): 1:42am On Dec 07, 2008
Re: Letter To Bill Gates by CrazyMan(m): 2:11am On Dec 07, 2008
Nice joke
Re: Letter To Bill Gates by dbaptist1(m): 8:58am On Dec 07, 2008
too scientific
Re: Letter To Bill Gates by krama(m): 12:26pm On Dec 07, 2008
Re: Letter To Bill Gates by cshetty666: 5:39am On Dec 08, 2008
Re: Letter To Bill Gates by just2nice(m): 8:12am On Dec 08, 2008
I [b]n[/b]ike the joke.
Re: Letter To Bill Gates by cshetty666: 7:23am On Dec 09, 2008
descriptive pls
Re: Letter To Bill Gates by sholabanke(m): 7:09pm On Dec 10, 2008

I [b]n[/b]ike the joke.
I Adidas the joke
Re: Letter To Bill Gates by cshetty666: 9:54am On Dec 11, 2008

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