My very close pally wey we roll back then for street right now dey lament about im marriage.im don dey married now for three yrs to one preety yellow skinned igbo girl but omo the guy no just dey happy at all.Accordin to wetim im yearn me he say the babe just dey starve am with s3x.He say na one christian brother be introduce the girl to him and wen dem dey date she be lay down a number of rules which includes
1: no tourchin
2:no kissin
3:no holdin hands
4:no rubbin her ikebe
5: and of course no yanshin
now as an upright bobo wey no believe in immoral behaviour im be follow all the rules but then since wen dem don marry and im suppose expect im reward the babe still no dey gree make dem yanshin.Even at all b4 dem wan do their yanshin(s3x) na so the babe go tell am say make dem pray to get baba God approval on wetin dem wan do.Na so she go pray oooo for two hrs dey call on holy ghostand na so my pally manhood go just fall.even at times in the middle of the night na so dis girl go jus jump on top of bed dey shout on top of her voice,"thunder by fire!! thunder by fire!!!, let all my enemies die! die!! die!!!, holy ghooooost!!! fiiiiiireeeeee!!! holy ghossst!! fireeeee!!!!!".the wahala never finish for there oooo.on fridays im wife no dey gree at all make im touch am because she say friday na a day wey dem dey meditate for their church and every first sunday of the month if my pally just touch dis im wife small na so she go jus halla and say,"get behind me satan!".Now my pally say the thing don tire am and he be wan take fight go im wife church go fight the pastor but i be come beg am and tell am say the thing go backfire if he take such foolish step.right now my pally just dey suffer and im no know wetin im go do so na im he come meet me for advice and me sef wan get advice from una on dis issue as well.

(farts profusely)

yooo madam chima hws it hanging?

lefulefu:

yooo madam chima hws it hanging?

You wants to know how are my nuts hanging?   Why don't you come taste and see?

LMAO lefulefu no go kill person

Tell your guy to yarn her him mind then maybe her mama/pastor if she no gree. If every fail sharp sharp make him divorce make konji no kill am

Wetin pain me pass for the guy na the the no rubbing nyansh rule.
No mind Mrs Chima. Im no sabi warfi na im dey do am.

LOL

lef do u have a friend that is without issues??  

Wetin dey make this one laugh?

pendo89:

lef do u have a friend that is without issues??  

ehn so u wan tell me say u no get problem?

Pendo no get problems ooo

Mynd_44:

Wetin pain me pass for the guy na the the no rubbing nyansh rule.
No mind Mrs Chima. Im no sabi warfi na im dey do am.

But ma guy dat one no be problem na. Even if the chick na born throwe dat one no be gbese. If dem pray finish, if in take 3 hrs 2 pray. When prayer finish, oga suppose tell madam. Eh! madam, God no go hear our prayer if we no thank am wella 4 keeping us alive 2 prayer 2 am. Tell am say oga God go dey vex say dey never collect dat something since dey marry, abi na man like u wey ur guy marry. If dat one no work, no be im wife wey she be. Oga suppose be smart about how 2 obtain d goodies.

I think the wife is a transgendered

All this people with demand grammar self. Wetin be transgendered again?

Lefulefu fable master u don come again bloody liar.

Please check your dictionary. (transgendered)

I have a dictionary of pidgin English and your word no dey there

S-h-e-m-a-l-e

Mynd, he be like say na juju you take enter higher institution.

@Mynd, he be like say na juju you take enter higher institution.
@mrs chima, did you eat a rotten egg & beans? Your farts dey smell like a dead rat!

@Mynd, he be like say na juju you take enter higher institution.
@mrs chima, did you eat a rotten egg & beans? Your farts dey smell like a dead rat!

Mynd_44:

I have a dictionary of pidgin English and your word no dey there

arrived:

@Mynd, he be like say na juju you take enter higher institution.

everyone knows dat ur dictionary of piggin english has no meaning cos piggin english is something that is still evolving

lefulefu:
Even at all b4 dem wan do their yanshin(s3x) na so the babe go tell am say make dem pray to get baba God approval on wetin dem wan do.Na so she go pray oooo for two hrs dey call on holy ghostand na so my pally manhood go just fall.even at times in the middle of the night na so dis girl go jus jump on top of bed dey shout on top of her voice,"thunder by fire!! thunder by fire!!!, let all my enemies die! die!! die!!!, holy ghooooost!!! fiiiiiireeeeee!!! holy ghossst!! fireeeee!!!!!".

He should just gag her

please can someone summarise what lefool is saying?

na wa for this mata o. Na im wahala be dat o. I sure say him don break correct girls dem heart say na religious person wey never do him want. Well, God don catch am!

tellfoolish how are you feuding?

hi too. . . you know i can't smoke alone, you are my smoking buddy

this guy is 2 funny!

Lefu, u don dey madt[img]http://www.sympato.ch/smileys/ane.gif[/img]

Mynd_44:

Wetin pain me pass for the guy na the the no rubbing nyansh rule.
No mind Mrs Chima. Im no sabi warfi na im dey do am.