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Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by Nobody: 7:28am On Feb 08, 2012
Odas! Odas!
All the seadogs, it is time to guarantee the security of Captain Blood. Ahoy!
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by FXKing2012(m): 7:34am On Feb 08, 2012
Onlytruth:

Prof Soyinka should relocate to the East and stay there. Nothing will happen to him there. He can choose between Owerri (Imo) and Uyo (Akwa Ibom); he will be very safe there.
He needs a place with very low Muslim population (whether locals or migrants) in Nigeria.
That man is an asset and must be protected by all means.  cool

You have spoken the truth. The east is the only safe part of Nigeria being the lowest in Muslim population.
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by ULSHERLAN(m): 7:40am On Feb 08, 2012
captain blood should be protected by his frat mate @least they can now face boko harams
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by Johnpaul2k2(m): 7:49am On Feb 08, 2012
i think the SSS needs to Shave their 'Prick' Beards cheesy grin
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by Mucokey(m): 7:58am On Feb 08, 2012
9ja! Wat a country, thrilling n threatening 1 with suprises
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by PA1982(f): 8:05am On Feb 08, 2012
Could we have a source for that rumour?
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by shafanik: 8:08am On Feb 08, 2012
Based on my scientific research with proof of evidence, Wole Soyinka's beard is made up of highly energetic atomic particles that can be used as a weapon of mass destruction against the Boko Haram. These people don't know what they are saying, if Soyinka shaves his beard the whole of Nigeria will explode!
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by ifihearam: 8:11am On Feb 08, 2012
If soyinka shaves his beards what happens to his hair ni?so he can only be identified with the beards abi?idiots
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by lakesider(m): 8:13am On Feb 08, 2012
People just saying rubbish, which human is not an asset,the truth is that the nigeria government has turned nigeria into a refuse dump where scavenggers just come in to do anything they want.
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by babestella: 8:24am On Feb 08, 2012
That hair and beards are Wole Soyinka's ID ooooooo. The man will not shave any thing because it amounts to changing his ID.
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by mustspin: 8:31am On Feb 08, 2012
FXKing2012:

You have spoken the truth. The east is the only safe part of Nigeria being the lowest in Muslim population.
a very silly statement
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by Baawaa(m): 8:43am On Feb 08, 2012
The Prof. is an old man. I believe the age has started telling.

Meaningless
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by Konnektions146(m): 9:12am On Feb 08, 2012
y should he shave it?
wat is BH issue with the beards, this guys re just oppressing people around naija
i dont like beards though but for God`s sake, that is His identity as SOYINKA, what a rub bis h, absolute
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by safarigirl(f): 9:16am On Feb 08, 2012
Hahaha, this has to be the joke ☺₣ the millenium. Soyinka should shave what? His signature beard? Just cos ☺₣ Ǟ bunch of illiterate, blood thirsty parasites? Who'll recognise him without the beards?
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by dj5naira(m): 9:18am On Feb 08, 2012
Empty threat! Wack Advise!
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by adewale005: 9:18am On Feb 08, 2012
Silly words of advise,
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by Chiori(m): 9:23am On Feb 08, 2012
What a silly joke
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by pcicero(m): 9:44am On Feb 08, 2012
@zugoboss
I know but it's not proper on a forum like this. BTW, Captain Blood is not bush name but pyratical name.
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by Nobody: 9:56am On Feb 08, 2012
Odas! Odas!
All the seadogs, it is time to guarantee the security of Captain Blood. Ahoy!
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by Beaf1: 10:03am On Feb 08, 2012
You guys dont get it. Soyinka is not qualified to keep beards. Boko are coming after Wole because he is not a muslim and kept a long beard. Only them can keep beards cheesy
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by Detongue: 10:13am On Feb 08, 2012
Lol, sea dogs how far?
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by Eltonluigi(m): 10:15am On Feb 08, 2012
Wow, SSS want Professor Dumbledore to shave his signature beard ?? They must be clowning!!!
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by emmatok(m): 10:17am On Feb 08, 2012
Beaf!:

You guys dont get it. Soyinka is not qualified to keep beards. Boko are coming after Wole because he is not a muslim and kept a long beard. Only them can keep beards cheesy

What!!!

So only Muslim are allowed to keed beards.
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by Chiori(m): 10:37am On Feb 08, 2012
No more pyraticals here. Just die it.
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by nagoma(m): 10:44am On Feb 08, 2012
@onlytruth

Asking Soyinka to relocate to the SE! That man is ten times more valuable to the igbo kidnappers than to Boko Haram. His masters , the Americans can pay $10 million ransom. Are you sure you are not working with them?
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by BigBenoski(m): 10:45am On Feb 08, 2012
He'l even shave d villi around his intestinal walls if they ask, dude sabi fear pass anything! He couldnt talk in abacha's face, na boko mumuram una wan mek im defy. Mek i hear smtn jor
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by Kabai: 11:15am On Feb 08, 2012
I see this as a koke! Joke! Joke! Big joke! But whether it be joke or real, Soyinka is our father, the first son of Oluwa. Nothing can hurt him and go free. BH masters and their cohorts should watch it. We know them and we will take them on one by one. Moreso, the entity called Nigeria will tople, and there will be no hiding place for the worms. We don't make noise. Our father must not be hurt!
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by stepo707: 1:22pm On Feb 08, 2012
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Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by onyxo76(m): 3:31pm On Feb 08, 2012
am i missing something here? why is sss asking soyinka to shave his beard? was his life threatened? and even so if there is a threat, do you think shaving his beard will offer him am good disguise?
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by SNCOQ3(m): 7:21pm On Feb 08, 2012
Hey guys, i suggest you just laugh it off in togolese french. Its a silly joke from wazobiareport.

http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/Boko-Haram-death-threat-SSS-advises-Wole-Soyinka-to-shave-beard
Re: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by sammyke(m): 10:08pm On Feb 08, 2012
onyxo76:

am i missing something here? why is sss asking soyinka to shave his beard? was his life threatened? and even so if there is a threat, do you think shaving his beard will offer him am good disguise?

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