~Killz~:

The rate at which dumb threads are created on this section is skyrocketing, and needs to be curbed! This is now more like a complain section than a romance section. Nothing romantic goes on here! Every guy who got played out of his money chooses the romance section to vent his anger on ladies! I mean, what the hell is sooo romantic about not being so smart. What do we do?

If you have a complain about a particular tribe, pls take it to the cultural section. if you have a complain about "Nigerians" pls take your ish to the cultural section! This section is supposed to build my romance hormones, not dwindle them for chrissakes!

If you have a Gender joke, i.e comparing girlfriend to peddlers, pls take your joke to the Joke section. For a while now, the romantic side of me has not be radiating and that's to be blamed on spurious superfluous threads. . .

I don tire!

~Killz~:

For a while now, the romantic side of me has not be radiating and that's to be blamed on spurious superfluous threads. . .

I don tire!

kokoye:

Perfect excuse for not buying someone a valentine gift  . . .keep it up bro

Chairman free me o. . . I dey fex!

For example, what's soo romantic about this thread? It's obvious it's a big joke!

The much anticipated Valentine for this year has just been cancelled !!!! Here is a mathematical proof.

14-02-12 = 0

Prove me wrong ooo!!!

~Killz~:

Chairman free me o. . . I dey fex!

CD-ROM GIRLS She is always faster and faster. And makes noise while at it!
EMAIL GIRLS Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense . And the other two you already knew! HARD DISK GIRLS She remembers
everything, FOREVER.
FLASH DISK GIRLS These ones are used on too many machines and are responsible for spreading dangerous viruses
INTERNET GIRLS Difficult to access. And they are slow too. And the fast ones are costly!
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS She makes horrible thing look beautiful.
SCREENSAVER GIRLS Good to be seen. Otherwise she is good for nothing. But at least she is beautiful.
RAM GIRLS She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS’ GIRLS Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SERVER GIRLS Always busy when you need her.
GOOGLE GIRLS Know it alls. STAY AWAY FROM THESE ONES!
VIRUS GIRLS Also known as “wife”. When u are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all ur resources. If u try to uninstall her u will lose something, if u don’t try 2 uninstall her you will lose everything…
So … what type are you or what type have you met?And guys,wht type u
wanna hook up with this valentine?

What's Romantic about that post up there? It's another nonsense joke disguising as romantic!

This happened to me gan gan! Something happened while I stood in a BRT bus today, a slim, fair, beautiful lady of my height was right in my front. I later saw that she was swinging more than the bus moved her, especially when it's towards the back. She would sometimes take a brief look below my belt. At other times she would rub her hip on my, U know!, another time she would position the center of her bum on the thing. When I looked at her face, she was sweaty & closing her eyes gently as if in ecstasy.
I was surprised & didn't know what to do.

Do ladies take advantage of guys like this? If it's a guy who did it what could have happened. Has anyone experienced a similar thing before?

Pls, can someone tell me how this thread contributed romantically to his/her life?

kokoye:

^^^
I can tell . . .coolu temper.

This phone is affordable . . a perfect val gift for her 

[url]http://www.oohwee.net/2011/02/21/vertu-signature-cobra-%E2%80%93-310000/[/url]

Bro, she doesnt celebrate valentine na. . .

Can You Marry A Rastaman/woman?

Like hell, this thread is a waste of some nice space! WTF. No romance content AT ALL!

Am really confused now and I need help/usefull advice asap,
There's this very close friend of mine, one of my best friends around, we do visit each other, I go to his house,he comes to mine, but as time went on I noticed his mother was gettin too fond of me, she aproached me a couple of times asking me out, at first I was turnin her down but she started giving me money, am talking big money here, I couldn't resist, now we'v Were Intimate a couple of times, my main problem now is that I feel very guilty whenever I see my friend, am trying to stop this whole thing before my friend finds out but the mother is not making things easy for me, she claims she loves me, please how do I get out of this mess??

It's obvious this guy needs to see a shrink! I mean, this is some deep psychological issue surrounding him. Should my romance life be bothered with such balderdash? How does this story make me more romantic? Psychology section needed. . . Anyone?

Flashaldrin:

So this is were the final e-fight for the night will be happening. Subscribing. . .  
mynd, grab some popcorns while coming!!!

Pls can someone get this whippersnapper off my arse already? WTF do you mean e-fight? Subscribe till you fall asleep, and choke on your popcorn cos you aint getting none!. . . "Piss".