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Men Are Made Up Of Useless Things by Free(f): 6:14pm On Mar 19, 2006 |
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless "things?" * He has an Adams apple that isn't an apple, * Two calves that will never become cows, * A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere, * A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything, * Twenty nails that won't hold a board, * A chest that won't hold linen, * Two tits that won't give milk, * Two buns that won't feed anyone, * A belly button that won't button, * Two balls that won't roll, * An ass that won't pull a plow, * An organ that won't play music, * A cock that won't crow, , And what are YOU laughing about? You've got a pussy that won't catch mice!! |
Re: Men Are Made Up Of Useless Things by spikelord(m): 2:03am On Mar 20, 2006 |
I thought u were not going to talk about the ladies!!! |
Re: Men Are Made Up Of Useless Things by Oracle(m): 4:51am On Oct 06, 2006 |
This is really funny. p*ssy that can't catch mice |
Re: Men Are Made Up Of Useless Things by iice(f): 4:53am On Oct 06, 2006 |
Cool lmfao |
Re: Men Are Made Up Of Useless Things by EmemJU(f): 3:14pm On Oct 06, 2006 |
Haha. Couldn't resist |
Re: Men Are Made Up Of Useless Things by imomoh24(m): 4:53pm On Oct 06, 2006 |
saw ur reply,and tot i gotta read her stuff, and men are u good hey u good and some more. |
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