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Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Nobody: 8:42pm On Feb 15, 2012
mikuz:

Because the mumu thread made the front page.
Mtchew
are u serious?? So it made the front page?! Oh my. . .! smiley well mikuz, are u been jealous or something?? undecided
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by mikuz(m): 8:52pm On Feb 15, 2012
Jealous?
Smh
of all the threads that I have seen make it to the front page; this is the most boring!!
Nonsense!!!
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by jimctu: 9:52pm On Feb 15, 2012
Chocolate, I hate chocolate ¬¬


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Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Ranoscky(m): 12:02am On Feb 16, 2012
Was xpectin funny replies, but lo and behold, the responses here are as boring as the word "BORING!"
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by dani1luv: 12:11am On Feb 16, 2012
I got flowers. .Spent most of my time tryna prepare egusi soup with em' only to dzcovr dey whr











ugwu leaves
smh
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by bunmioguns(m): 2:35am On Feb 16, 2012
Booque sef don make d homepage *kiss her on d forehead*

Attagirl
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by jackpot(f): 6:26am On Feb 16, 2012
booqee:

are u serious?? So it made the front page?! Oh my. . .! smiley well mikuz, are u been jealous or something?? undecided
you guys are making this section so boring with all these crappy comments sad

and lest I forgot, this thread is a massive failure cos it's got no funny replies

*oya, begin cry* tongue grin
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by skales(m): 8:32am On Feb 16, 2012
Any thread I (Young Skales) no pick interest on dey end up been a failure

Dis thread for example

Even the lousy OP sef is boring
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by dani1luv: 8:39am On Feb 16, 2012
Nna mhennn
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by skales(m): 8:51am On Feb 16, 2012
The thread no dey move at all

First time my thread made the front page sometime last year, I recorded 202 replies under 20minutes and about 13pages over all


Lol


Dis is boosqees thread 3rd day for home page and nothing is happening

*smh* grin
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by dani1luv: 9:05am On Feb 16, 2012
skales:

The thread no dey move at all

First time my thread made the front page sometime last year, I recorded 202 replies under 20minutes and about 13pages over all

Lol


Dis is boosqees thread 3rd day for home page and nothing is happening

*smh* grin
who ask this one naw, for your mind naw, grin if e sure for you post the link tongue

Nor be booqee's fault nah grin grin na ha flat b.re.ast wey powdered milk full inside cause am grin grin
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Nobody: 9:56am On Feb 16, 2012
Whatever! Whats important is, it made the front page. So skales and jackpot, u can get as jealous as u want, grin it doesn't move a muscle. . .u hear cool.
dani1luv:

who ask this one naw, for your mind naw, grin if e sure for you post the link tongue

Nor be booqee's fault nah grin grin na ha flat b.re.ast wey powdered milk full inside cause am grin grin
uhmmm. . . .dani are u mistaking me for ur girlfriend, rokiatu?? Look well abeg.
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by dani1luv: 10:42am On Feb 16, 2012
booqee, I dont have a gurlfriend, , the only gurlfriend I have is chibaby, u dig dat??
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Ranoscky(m): 12:54pm On Feb 16, 2012
booqee:

Whatever! Whats important is, it made the front page. So skales and jackpot, u can get as jealous as u want, grin it doesn't move a muscle. . .u hear cool. uhmmm. . . .dani are u mistaking me for ur girlfriend, rokiatu?? Look well abeg.
Omo mehn, ur breasteminus no bad at all oo! Lots of Cow Bell in it. E gud to take cure dis cold wey dey catch me now, walai.
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by mikuz(m): 2:55pm On Feb 16, 2012
lol
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Nobody: 3:00pm On Feb 16, 2012
dani1luv:

booqee, I dont have a gurlfriend, , the only gurlfriend I have is chibaby, u dig dat??
sharraap ur mouth dani! U told me lastweek dat ur girlfriends name is rokiatu. Why, u even told me dis same thing dat, she's got a flat br.eastt full of cowbell powdered milk, but dat u love it dat way. And now, u come here denying d poor mushin girl! angry mtcheww.
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Nobody: 3:07pm On Feb 16, 2012
Confirm Corn! grin grin grin
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Nobody: 3:18pm On Feb 16, 2012
Ranoscky:

Omo mehn, ur breasteminus no bad at all oo! Lots of Cow Bell in it. E gud to take cure dis cold wey dey catch me now, walai.
ranoscky have u taken ur medication dis afternoon? If u haven't, pls do, so better words go comot for ur mouth. grin
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Nobody: 3:27pm On Feb 16, 2012
skales:

The thread no dey move at all

First time my thread made the front page sometime last year, I recorded 202 replies under 20minutes and about 13pages over all


Lol


Dis is boosqees thread 3rd day for home page and nothing is happening

*smh* grin
i don tell u before sey u go good for selling oroki herbal mixture. Why don't u steer ur talent to that side? tongue elejo wewe!
Besides why haven't we seen d link to the non-existing thread dat u're talking about?
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by dani1luv: 3:34pm On Feb 16, 2012
booqee:

sharraap ur mouth dani! U told me lastweek dat ur girlfriends name is rokiatu. Why, u even told me dis same thing dat, she's got a flat br.eastt full of cowbell powdered milk, but dat u love it dat way. And now, u come here denying d poor mushin girl! angry mtcheww.
Jesus Christ of Nicodemus!! shocked shocked booskey grin grin you can lie ehn, no wonder you can never grow tall. .smh

El Guapo:

Confirm Corn! grin grin grin
This one wey you open you 23. .you dun win lotto?? undecided
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Nobody: 4:04pm On Feb 16, 2012
Dani who says i'm short I'm not short, i'm average, close to been tall. Stop saying what u don't know! angry lying mod! undecided
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by mikuz(m): 4:07pm On Feb 16, 2012
stop claiming what you are not.
Short sutupid girl!
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by dani1luv: 5:11pm On Feb 16, 2012
booqee:

Dani who says i'm short I'm not short, i'm average, close to been tall. Stop saying what u don't know! angry lying mod! undecided
Taking it personal!??. . . . .Am sorry
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by jackpot(f): 5:13pm On Feb 16, 2012
booqee:

Dani who says i'm short I'm not short, i'm average, close to been tall. Stop saying what u don't know! angry lying mod! undecided
SMH angry

boosqee, I don turn my lappie upside town and tried re-reading this your sentence many times, yet it is not funny! sad

Bite me, ouchhh tongue tongue cheesy
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by EFULEFU1(m): 6:30pm On Feb 16, 2012
;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by swtchicgurl: 8:16pm On Feb 16, 2012
very very funny people, buh, grin grin grin cowbell powdered milk!!!!! yuk!!!!! grin

i wont watch u talk to booqee like that! angry

*gives them a knock each* angry
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by jackpot(f): 8:32pm On Feb 16, 2012
^
as if your own bweasts never sag~ tongue
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Nobody: 8:33pm On Feb 16, 2012
dani1luv:

Taking it personal!??. . . . .Am sorry

fear fear moderator! mstchewww!  angry angry angry
u dey fear woman ni   undecided
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by dani1luv: 8:46pm On Feb 16, 2012
swtchicgurl:

very very funny people, buh, grin grin grin cowbell powdered milk!!!!! yuk!!!!! grin

i wont watch u talk to booqee like that! angry

*gives them a knock each* angry
Including me? undecided

Well, I dont need the knock. .am bald aready

otooro:

fear fear moderator! mstchewww! angry angry angry
u dey fear woman ni undecided
I fear the hole inbtw her legs. .sango, amadioha and okukporoji dwells in there
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by swtchicgurl: 8:46pm On Feb 16, 2012
jackpot:

^
as if your own bweasts never sag~ tongue

i heard u had ur head checked and they found nothing there  undecided undecided undecided

*no offense*
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Nobody: 8:50pm On Feb 16, 2012
jackpot:

^
as if your own bweasts never sag~ tongue


dani1luv:


[color=#000099]I fear the hole inbtw her legs. .sango, amadioha and okukporoji dwells in there

these are harsh! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked *runs outta thread at the speed of light*
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by swtchicgurl: 8:51pm On Feb 16, 2012
dani1luv:

Including me? undecided

Well, I dont need the knock. .am bald aready


obviously  grin  *rubbing him softly and tenderly on the bald head*

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