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Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by dani1luv: 8:56pm On Feb 16, 2012
otooro:


these are harsh! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked *runs outta thread at the speed of light*

okoro? really?? should i modify it? lipsrsealed

swtchicgurl:

obviously grin *rubbing him softly and tenderly on the bald head*
I dont understand english
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by jackpot(f): 9:43pm On Feb 16, 2012
swtchicgurl:

i heard u had ur head checked and they found nothing there  undecided undecided undecided

*no offense*
look at this flat-chested dark-skinned Togolese shortt engine

I must confess you look like Mike Tyson on a wig and sunshades~ tongue tongue cheesy
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Raxxye(m): 9:43pm On Feb 16, 2012
dani1luv:

Jesus Christ of Nicodemus!! shocked shocked booskey grin grin you can lie ehn, no wonder you can never grow tall. .smh
This one wey you open you 23. .you dun win lotto?? undecided


lmao. Somebody should hold me,

Booqee, choose from these two **shows two clenched fists**, FIGHT or PLAY?
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Nobody: 7:52am On Feb 17, 2012
dani1luv:

This one wey you open you 23. .you dun win lotto?? undecided

Dani Dont u think Goin' back to that Night School would be a GOod Idea? undecided undecided undecided
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by swtchicgurl: 12:30pm On Feb 17, 2012
jackpot:

look at this flat-chested dark-skinned Togolese shortt engine

I must confess you look like Mike Tyson on a wig and sunshades~ tongue tongue cheesy

embarassed embarassed embarassed cry cry cry
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Nobody: 7:29pm On Feb 17, 2012
jackpot and mikuz, especially jackpot, why are u guys always out to look for my trouble? I'll be on my own but u'll always want to look for ways to annoy me. undecided before i just use to think u guys were simply stewpid naturally, but now i know better. I know u guys are actually foooolish, ccrazy, madd, empty headed, daft and not funny at all. Why don't u phuck off from my thread and go kiss d devil himself. Bullshit!

@dani. Walahi na for inside ur own prickkk dem go find amadioha, okukporoji, and sango! Say a loud amen to dat! angry undecided

@switchicgurl. Ee be like say dat knock will not be enough for these guys. More pls. . . .
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Nobody: 7:32pm On Feb 17, 2012
Raxxye. I chose fight. And make it hard pls. . .
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by mikuz(m): 8:10pm On Feb 17, 2012
Booqee
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by dani1luv: 8:57pm On Feb 17, 2012
booqee, smh, no wonder ur bo,o,bs r sagged, Mhen only u? U r endowed oh,
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by mikuz(m): 8:58pm On Feb 17, 2012
Booqee
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Nobody: 10:27pm On Feb 17, 2012
Mikuz
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Nobody: 10:29pm On Feb 17, 2012
Dani, u know mukina is my sister, i have d power to order u banned for life! angry don't try me!
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by mikuz(m): 11:10pm On Feb 17, 2012
Booqee dont mind him
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by swtchicgurl: 12:29pm On Feb 18, 2012
i've noticed u only comment nicely on ladies' post
and harshly on guys' undecided undecided undecided
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by dani1luv: 12:49pm On Feb 18, 2012
boqee, go ahead
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by ekeroyal(m): 1:18pm On Feb 18, 2012
Well, well, having heard lots if shi.t here can we maintain proper decorum and go back to what Boo asked? Or are you guys saying you never got a val's day gift?

As for me I got ,










pls scroll down,






emmmm,






scroll more pls,












OMG! I forgot undecided
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Nobody: 1:20pm On Feb 18, 2012
^^ wat'a d meaning of this nonsense! is that supposed to be a joke!
wat rubbish! u've grown past this eke! with that ur turban-eclipsed head! angry




grin
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by ekeroyal(m): 1:25pm On Feb 18, 2012
otooro:

^^ wat'a d meaning of this nonsense! is that supposed to be a joke!
wat rubbish! u've grown past this eke! with that ur turban-eclipsed head! angry




grin

if you ever abuse my turban again, I'll bomb your joystick with dynamite.
YOU
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by swtchicgurl: 1:27pm On Feb 18, 2012
what's joystick? undecided undecided
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Nobody: 1:36pm On Feb 18, 2012
Ekeroyal abeg talk d thing wey u wan talk joor! angry What did u get??
Otooro, whats yours. You guys should talk and stop derailing d thread for goodness sake!

@dani. Don't worry i've forgiven you. Go and sin no more.

@switchicgurl. U really want to know d meaning of joystick?? Eh? When u reach 18, i go tell u. grin



or better still ask ur husband mikuz.
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by swtchicgurl: 1:39pm On Feb 18, 2012
booqee, don't worry tell me the meaning of joystick?

does mikuz or ekeroyal have one too?
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by mikuz(m): 1:49pm On Feb 18, 2012
Switchicgurl
whats that?
Are you making a mockery of your husband to be or what?
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Nobody: 1:52pm On Feb 18, 2012
swtchicgurl:

booqee, don't worry tell me the meaning of joystick?

does mikuz or ekeroyal have one too?

grin grin grin grin grin OMG!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin mikuz dat serves u right!
lwtmboxers oooooooooooooooooooo

grin grin grin grin
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by dani1luv: 5:13pm On Feb 18, 2012
I dont have a joystick too


booqee, 4 ur mind nw
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Nobody: 5:17pm On Feb 18, 2012
^^^ we knw dat already dani! wat do u need a joystick for smallboy!!! angry angry angry

but, wait ooo,

i'm sure u gave it out in exchange for BB porsche for your val! angry

warra pity! angry
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by dani1luv: 5:18pm On Feb 18, 2012
whats a bb p u r s e?
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by swtchicgurl: 5:26pm On Feb 18, 2012
no one has answered my question

wat's joystick??
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by dani1luv: 5:34pm On Feb 18, 2012
^A short kpekus, like mikuz's
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by swtchicgurl: 5:43pm On Feb 18, 2012
wat's kpekus? undecided undecided undecided

and does mikuz have one too? wat about u dani? wat about booqee, does she have one too?

is it a biscuit or sweet?

tell me more pls
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by Nobody: 1:48am On Feb 19, 2012
Switchicgurl Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ still haven't known †ђξ meaning Anyway ȋ̝̊ don't av oh! ȋ̝̊ can never av in Jesus name :-/ undecided mikuz has it but It'ڪ very small, d size of Ūя̲̅ smallest finger(Ђδω Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ manage sef? Dani ąЙd̶̲̥̅̊ otooro do not av, though dey're supposed †☺ have. Maybe they used it fƠ̴̴̴̴͡я̲̅ money ritual.





By now, Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ should know the meaning of joystick!
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by ekeroyal(m): 6:23am On Feb 19, 2012
yea Boo---->I got a '' '''' em! Pls wait am looking for the name in a dictionary. The problem is I can't find the picture there as well. I'd have taken a pic of myself in it & posted but the mate's a bit harsh. She says no eye except ours must see it.

swtchicgurl:

booqee, don't worry tell me the meaning of joystick?

does mikuz or ekeroyal have one too?
Now this is suppossed to be a joke 'cos it ain't true. I've got a heavy-duty nozzle not joystick. Joystick's for kids like otooro.
*sentiments though*

Moreso, Swtchicgurl(sounds like a networking device) lest I forget you have to tell us how old you are(according by Boo) plus a proof of your birth certificate then we can assign a capable hand to give ya otoororials tutorials.
Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by swtchicgurl: 11:33am On Feb 19, 2012
^^ eke, don't worry, i'm more than 18. wink

@booqee, why is mikuz's own small and eke said his is a heavy-duty nozzle?
also, why don't you want one?

y did dani use his own for rituals?!!!! undecided undecided undecided undecided do i need one too, how do i get one?

pls answer my questions, i'm more confused than before embarassed embarassed cry cry cry cry

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