She left me for NO JUST CAUSE! One day, she visited me unxpectedly [already had a new boyfriend but was hidding it from me]. Right on the act of forking her, the boyfriend called and asked "where are you now?" The followin was her response: ~~> "I taught I told you that my friend was sick? Im right here with her now beside her sleepin bed [and the fool self just believe, can u imagine?]!

^^^ Very funny, reminds me of my ex, actually make ex ex. She was on on top of me making love when another guy called, I guess another boyfriend cos her movement changed. she told d guy she was sleeping, I had to pump her and she screamed, d guy asked what and she said, it was nasty really

neneo:

Had this g/f in my 3rd year @ d university, i thot she was madly in luv wiv moi cuz she's always there nd keep saying 2 any1 who cared 2 listen hw much she luved me, then it was valentines period nd she bought me a gift wiv a card, i was in her room when i opened d card nd found out that it was addressed 2 another guy, nd 2 cap it all a guy came in like 5 minutes after 2 ask her who was bearing d name on d card she gave her(my name), i gave d guy d card wiv me nd he gave his 2 me!, we ended up being laughing it off nd i broke up wiv her afterwards,

Ranoscky:

She left me for NO JUST CAUSE! One day, she visited me unxpectedly [already had a new boyfriend but was hidding it from me]. Right on the act of forking her, the boyfriend called and asked "where are you now?" The followin was her response: ~~> "I taught I told you that my friend was sick? Im right here with her now beside her sleepin bed [and the fool self just believe, can u imagine?]!

Jeovy:

^^^ Very funny, reminds me of my ex, actually make ex ex. She was on on top of me making love when another guy called, I guess another boyfriend cos her movement changed. she told d guy she was sleeping, I had to pump her and she screamed, d guy asked what and she said, it was nasty really

All of you guys are lying!

Women don't cheat. They always end a relationship before moving to the next one.

Men are the bastards.

I dont understand people that dont cheat!!!! is that possible? Well wont call it cheating, just extra-exploring, its wonderful really,

nicely

gave me CD's to keep
arrant nonsense

I have a girlfriend who says she is a virgin, while i was away for two months, she had a male visitor who lived with her for two weeks, My friends told me upon my return. She didnt deny it but swore nothing like sex happened. just smooching

^^^^^^^^^^^^ damn bro

my GF ra-ped me.

refused to let me date her friend who was hotter, fitter and lusher

Tee_Jay:

refused to let me date her friend who was hotter, fitter and lusher

Na wa for her !

she once told somebody on fone that she was with a friend(me)and i realy realy dealt with her biggerly

Tee_Jay:

refused to let me date her friend who was hotter, fitter and lusher

hmmmmmmmmmm i love ur use of words!

LUSHIER!!!, ol boy i don get hard on  just saying the words!!.chei  full hips  and  erect defiant br[i]eas[/i]ts!

neneo:

Had this g/f in my 3rd year @ d university, i thot she was madly in luv wiv moi cuz she's always there nd keep saying 2 any1 who cared 2 listen hw much she luved me, then it was valentines period nd she bought me a gift wiv a card, i was in her room when i opened d card nd found out that it was addressed 2 another guy, nd 2 cap it all a guy came in like 5 minutes after 2 ask her who was bearing d name on d card she gave her(my name), i gave d guy d card wiv me nd he gave his 2 me!, we ended up being laughing it off nd i broke up wiv her afterwards,

RTFLMAO that girl is wicked too bad but not so smart

She called off the relationship over the Phone last year, now she is sorry, but am dead scared!!!!!

He forgot my birthday this year.

But I pay back as a batch. LOL

Happy belated birthday Lovey

LOL thanks.

Ma pleasure sweetie . .what month and day?

March 26.

ohh good to know . . lovely month.

after having a bad fight with his family he left for a road trip and did not tell me.

he was gone for two months!

ceasyc:

This is a marriage that cost me N8.8 million.

And so?

Who beg him?

ceasyc:

I did so much for them and in the end they paid me bad. However, my father in-law was not part of this whole mess. He was reluctantly dragged into it due to his weakness before his wife. I had to forgive and just accept D with all the mess she has found herself.

I applied for her to the British High Commission to be given a 2yrs Settlement Visa 2 WEEKS AGO to enable her move over and live with me in the UK. she got it.

And he wonders why she behaves the way she behaves.

My silly ex. . Starving my dog for over 42 hours when I was away for a business trip. Knowing that love that dog more than I loved her.

bein datin a guy 4 past 8 mnths,and not even a single gift 4rm him, even durin ma b day,he was d last person to call and he did not get me anyfin, after a while i jst decided to break up wif him, its not all abt d mini buh at least show u care by little gifts

driek:

bein datin a guy 4 past 8 mnths,and not even a single gift 4rm him, even durin ma b day,he was d last person to call and he did not get me anyfin, after a while i jst decided to break up wif him, its not all abt d mini buh at least show u care by little gifts

Explain what you had to offer in the relationship.

What was the value you added to his life?

hmm

There was this girl I dated. she was such a greedy girl, Always asking for money after sex (I used to help her out with money b4 but later it started getting too much so I stopped), Infact she acted like an ashy, And to cap it up, On my bday after bringing some yeye gifts(boxers and white vest) she said she wanted to break up with me, I swear I wan cry, And she could not give any concrete reason, Anyway she later said that day dat she was joking, After I've begged her for over 2hours, Our relationship was neva the same after that and we finally broke, My friends started calling her a witch because of that.

12 inches!:

There was this girl I dated. she was such a greedy girl, Always asking for money after sex (I used to help her out with money b4 but later it started getting too much so I stopped), Infact she acted like an ashy, And to cap it up, On my bday after bringing some yeye gifts(boxers and white vest) she said she wanted to break up with me, I swear I wan cry, And she could not give any concrete reason, Anyway she later said that day dat she was joking, After I've begged her for over 2hours, Our relationship was neva the same after that and we finally broke, My friends started calling her a witch because of that.

You never had a relationship in the first place.

Take it as a lesson, and learn how and when to tell a girl to fck off.