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Nigeria Airways: by Free(f): 5:38pm On Mar 20, 2006 |
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (Boneyface) welcoming you on board of Nigeria Airways. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. This is flight 126 to Lagos. Landing in Lagos is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the South. If luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your village! Nigeria Airways has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure, I announce that starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!. To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin biscuits! For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God! We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Air Barka, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window. There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark! Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your set-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat , and for those of youwho can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardesswho will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase." ENJOY Nigeria Airways ! |
Re: Nigeria Airways: by Dojo(m): 5:44pm On Mar 20, 2006 |
[color=Black][/color] Don't know what to say. |
Re: Nigeria Airways: by thelma2(f): 6:01pm On Mar 20, 2006 |
Re: Nigeria Airways: by tolutope(m): 6:33pm On Mar 20, 2006 |
men this is the wildest 1 so far, |
Re: Nigeria Airways: by Ben13: 2:10pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
Lol Enjoy~! |
Re: Nigeria Airways: by EmmyBoy2(m): 10:25pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
cool, used to have this joke back in the days |
Re: Nigeria Airways: by imback1: 1:49am On Mar 11, 2010 |
I remember when nairaland joke section used to be the effing sh#t but we now have this useless moderators that have succeeded in messing things up u sure have ruined the fun for all of us |
Re: Nigeria Airways: by Nellyon(f): 3:40pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
Are u commenting on the joke or beefing ex jokes and useless moderators?this joke is so very hilarious and creative. |
Re: Nigeria Airways: by Ben13: 4:01pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
^^Thank you |
Re: Nigeria Airways: by goodieyar(f): 4:07pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
come on fellow nigerians , i dont mean to be a kill joy or anything but confess positive about your country this joke does not sound very patriotic and shouldnt be on nairaland cuz 4rm my point of view this shud be a patriots forum! i can not laugh at the down fall of my own land and their dwindling aviation sector, it is clearly stated in the bible (in jeremiah) that the success of your country determines how far you go pls read it up and God bless u as you do i know i wud get insults and boo's and many more but im just telling you what i think |
Re: Nigeria Airways: by Ben13: 4:15pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
That was a nice speech, goodie-yar. . .One jokes with anything in this life. Even the Americans that it's believed everything works good for also make jokes about some of their sectors. It's nothing~! That's why it's called a Joke! The "Joke" is funny. . .pls laff |
Re: Nigeria Airways: by DONFASZY(m): 4:24pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
I LIKE JOKES THAT FLOWS WITH REALITY LIKE DIS, 9JA DON SUFFER BU-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA If luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your village! Nigeria Airways has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! |
Re: Nigeria Airways: by Ben13: 4:26pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
DON FASZY: Don~! |
Re: Nigeria Airways: by tolu001: 7:11pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin biscuits! Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your set-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat , and for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase." I laugh in buns buns |
Re: Nigeria Airways: by studio43(m): 11:01am On Mar 13, 2010 |
Free: Stupid joke |
Re: Nigeria Airways: by Arcani: 9:14pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
@POSTER, hmmmm, I would have appreciated this if twas or is real but then , I no fit rate sha |
Re: Nigeria Airways: by Nobody: 5:36am On Mar 27, 2010 |
lol |
Re: Nigeria Airways: by studio43(m): 7:51am On Mar 27, 2010 |
Unpatriotic nigerians mmtchew see as them just dey laugh there country |
Re: Nigeria Airways: by EfemenaXY: 12:56am On Jun 04, 2010 |
Free: What a wacko joke!! Love this |
Re: Nigeria Airways: by Nobody: 9:16am On Jun 04, 2010 |
joke is funny but is even older than the internet. |
Re: Nigeria Airways: by EfemenaXY: 9:19am On Jun 04, 2010 |
^^ I know, but it still makes me laugh though |
Re: Nigeria Airways: by StudioCFR(m): 9:20am On Jun 04, 2010 |
Hehehe |
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