*Because i know how to dodge pore holes when i drive

* Have a Nigerian passport that requires visa to even south Africa ( mean transit visa self to step at their airport)
* because when i'm abroad and everywhere is silence i usually wonder if nepa as taken the light
* i speak pidgin English
* because i'm streetwise
* because the police have tried to kill me several times just for driving
*because i know how to cut corners and love it
*

My corrupt mind

BECAUSE I UNCONTROLLABLY SCREAM ''UP NEPA''
BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TO AVOID BEEN CHEATED, I SHARP DIE.

Babamide:

I can open the cork of a soft drink with my teeth. That makes me nigerian

Chei!!

lets see. . . . . . . this old green passport in my drawer!

possibly the fact I speak a Nigerian language, I don't look Nigerian but the parents do so *kanye shrug*

queensmith:

lets see. . . . . . . this old green passport in my drawer!

possibly the fact I speak a Nigerian language, I don't look Nigerian but the parents do so *kanye shrug*

what exactly do you mean by "Nigerian language"?

what dies nigerian language mean? i will just guess it's a language from nigeria?

Guys, let me derail a little bit. I haven't travelled a lot and it's actually my first time in Dubai and Abu dhabi, I love my country but I am so ashamed of it, it's not just the wonderful things here but the peace, a system that's innovative and works.

As in ehn, I am so pained.

^^ you say that now, wait til you get to London!
Why else will doctors forsake medical degrees and doctorates to drive taxis? Lol.
Unfortunately there are one too many countries that are far better than Nigeria

I'm Nigerian because i've successfully scammed the same set of hundred+ fellow nigerians 5 times.

Hmmm. For many, it ultimately comes down to the Nigerian Police/Army.

1.I can trek from mile 2 to badagry,inshort I've trecked from Rumuola to iwofe under hot sun before.
2.On how i blow pidgin give you,you go sempe for me.
3.Person no fit easily chance me.
4.I eat fufu more than anyone i know.
5.I can easily adapt anywhere i find myself etc.

Ehen this is very important,I write expo on my white handkerchief\piece of paper,I end up chewing and swallowing the paper whenever i think the supervisor suspects foul play.

where is my bliss4lyfe

alj harem:

where is my bliss4lyfe

why do u want my wife

Born,Bred & living in Nigeria

1. My diversity
2. Mu ability to blend with any culture anywhere in the world.
3. My passport qualifies ♍€ for VIP treatment in any international airport in the world.
4. Ability to talk my way out of trouble.
5. The ability to make anyone believe I'm better than them, even when sometimes, I may ΩØƚ be

@freecocoa
What's "sempe"? You see i'm not really a Nigerian.

because we are use to hardship
can't see very well at night cos there is no electricity
we feel galloping each time we walk cos of bad roads
can't afford to eat good food {optional}
can't eat my food with a glass of milk or juice
can't see very well cos of too much GARRI drinking
na waaaoooo
and lot more

My small town is in nigeria.

Im a nigerian because i think and act like all of u here.

My superb offline vernacular.

Everthing.

freecocoa:

1.I can trek from mile 2 to badagry,[/b]inshort I've trecked from Rumuola to iwofe under hot sun before.
2.On how i blow pidgin give you,you go sempe for me.
3.Person no fit easily chance me.
4.[b]I eat fufu more than anyone i know.
5.I can easily adapt anywhere i find myself etc.

**faints**

Because my name is OLAYEMI and the name of my president is PRESIDENT GOOD LUCK EBELE JONATHAN.

~Bluetooth:

**faints**

*searches him and takes his wallet,then pours him water* wake up o please.

afam4eva:

@freecocoa
What's "sempe"? You see i'm not really a Nigerian.

It means you'll duff your hat for me.

From most of the replies here, you will all thus agree that nigeria is nothing but a geographical expression.

Logic Mind: From most of the replies here, you will all thus agree that nigeria is nothing but a geographical expression.

olodo, the UN is made up of nations all of which can be defined by any dullard as geographical expressions. Nigeria is a prominent member of the United Nations

If you can prove to me that you can watch a football match between Nigeria and Ghana and root for Ghana, then I may be willing to accept that you are not a Nigerian. Your copied post in of itself proves that you are a Nigerian, and by golly you'll always remain a Nigerian.

Logic Mind: From most of the replies here, you will all thus agree that nigeria is nothing but a geographical expression.

LOL. . .illogical brain MUST be so disappointed that 100% of every poster are POSITIVELY NIGERIAN despite that Nigeria is soooo far from perfect! No one even blinked at paying attention to the answer you were hoping for LWKMD! Okay, me I be Naija guy original, been and lived in the North, East, West, love my friends from everywhere and girlfriends? Yes, from the North (wish I had more), East (dey plenty die, in fact more than the average number), West (dem dey), and from the many beautiful tribes all around Nigeria. I can't list all of them and I LOVE YOU, yes I do! Insha Allah, I will be in Naija sometime and I can't wait to see y'all!