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A Day Off by feelgood(m): 3:55pm On Apr 23, 2008
A Day Off

I bet it was really tough being an Apostle of Jesus. I mean, what if you wanted a day off?

You ring up Jesus and say, "Jesus, I'm sick today. I'm running a little fever and feeling congested, so I won't be able to make it to today's sermon. What? Say that again. I'm cured?"
Re: A Day Off by StephenP(m): 3:57pm On Apr 23, 2008
Tight joke.
Re: A Day Off by tufe(m): 4:14pm On Apr 23, 2008
nice cheesy
Re: A Day Off by ituen(m): 5:50am On Apr 24, 2008
i dont understand

but since u guys say its tight, me i go grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: A Day Off by segunpc(m): 9:21am On Apr 24, 2008
mr.ituen u know jesus is a healer na!

so being sick no be excuse because him go heal u straight.

nice joke.
Re: A Day Off by tufe(m): 1:09pm On Apr 24, 2008
ituen IQ na zero na cheesy
Re: A Day Off by segunpc(m): 4:40pm On Apr 24, 2008
no blast mr.ituen o.
Re: A Day Off by tjtj1(m): 5:25pm On Apr 24, 2008
lmao, imagine a suicide bomber calling in sick too on the dau hes suppose to die grin
Re: A Day Off by ituen(m): 5:19am On Apr 25, 2008
thanks segun

do i sense loyalty from ur quarters? wink wink wink
Re: A Day Off by segunpc(m): 9:20am On Apr 25, 2008
i ve always been.
Re: A Day Off by chistiana(f): 4:08pm On May 02, 2008
nhhhhhhhhhh grin grin grin grin grin na true talk
Re: A Day Off by Nobody: 8:50am On May 03, 2008
Re: A Day Off by clemcykul(f): 12:14pm On May 03, 2008
is it possible for me to be healed of bla bla bla?
Re: A Day Off by Nobody: 12:32pm On May 03, 2008
Go shark scordi undecided
Re: A Day Off by clemcykul(f): 12:48pm On May 05, 2008
yeah i will

why dont u screw yerself huh?
Re: A Day Off by Nobody: 8:13pm On May 05, 2008
@ clemcykul

Teach me
Re: A Day Off by Nobody: 8:17pm On May 05, 2008
hehehe nice one wink
Re: A Day Off by joey007(m): 8:42pm On May 05, 2008
yeahp grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: A Day Off by tytylayor: 2:12pm On May 06, 2008
so tight
Re: A Day Off by Tattooboy: 2:19pm On May 06, 2008
not to be like ituen, nice joke grin
Re: A Day Off by oluyemimi(f): 10:40am On May 08, 2008
u go work so teeeee!!! if u die sef u go resurrect grin grin grin
Re: A Day Off by clemcykul(f): 11:13am On May 08, 2008
@info i dont teach dullards cuzz even though i do it for yrs u will never learn so use ur instinct and do it yerself!

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