Migines gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife, Clemcy naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What's up?" he asks.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries Clemcy.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son (Kronkykay) comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Freezy is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

Migines slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother (freezy) totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

"You bastard!!!" says Migines. "Clemcy is having a heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house naked scaring the kids?"

Meet me at the hospital, they're putting bandages on my ribs.

Guy, you have lost it. I give up on you.
But is miggy really that . . . . . .

Hmn! how come i'm not seeing this as a mere joke? I smell a rat (sniff siff)

@Freezy*advising* dont try that or else your's would be worse than mine.

trouble dey come o!

Serious trouble.

[i][/i]God do you this this is funny? nope its just rip cracking

_{sniffs around nairaland}-------i smell nothing!
migines is this true?
clem-------can i say u are**************************************


holding my ribs. ouch i think i broke 1

You're what.

@ituen
*doz d 5-finger thing*
G*D PUNISH YOU!!!

U wunt get ne where try to ridicle me in d name of posting a joke.
ITUEN!
*then says quietly*
i always 4get i'm a gentle man.
This is 4-0

nice one

opari!!! hv finally given up on u guys

opari!!! hv finally given up on u guys

@Mig

no vex oh. More to come

check out: Ituen's 10 commandments of dating my daughter

Chai!!! Miggie what av u done to Ituen and to think that my poor Clem's in d middle of it all 
And u uncle Freezy how irresponsible can u get ? As for that amebo, Kronkykay he sud be taught a lesson don't u think?

@Aiphie
and what sort of lesson might that be?

na wa

If you guys think this is a joke, I am not never gonna trust you with my wife ever, when i eventually find one that is. What a bunch you are

all freezy had to do was give kronky some sweets

roflmao

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huh huh very funny.

nioce one

why don't you guys stop chasing these small girls and actually find a girlfriend?

@naijagurly
Dont talk oh. Or they will start with you

Pls tell him/her to shut up.

I laughed till I slept last night, when i woke up I was still laughing

chei ya. good to know that cos laughter is the freest medcine in naija

folahann:

I laughed till I slept last night, when i woke up I was still laughing

guy, take it easy. that one don dey pass be careful

Yeah the symptoms of m*d*e*s are already showing their faces. *no be me say am oh na keypad type am*.

na ur sister type am abi?

Ituen something is wrong somewhere i think you should go back and sleep for five minutes then wash your face.
I said (KEYPAD) not (SISTER).