mkmyers45:

You come dey use am form abi? See you head  

I'm sorry sir. But why would i change a winning team/formation? I be Arsene wenger?

rabzy:

When we dey cross expressway with james bond skills everyday,
When we dey pass thru window or open the booth to enter 'danfo', (i remember the times we do that in OAU, when we dey struggle for bus to go town, people still dey for door dey struggle when we don occupy the whole back seat, the look on their faces was unforgettable).
When we dey run from Mopol wey dey catch roger every evening
When Omota/conductor wan beat u up at the slightest provacation,
Wen everyday den dey break your baf/bucket wen una dey struggle for water for tap.
Wen u dey hold ur pocket, watch your back as u dey waka for road.
When gbomo gbomo dey find how e go take carry you go do juju since when u be 5.

You gats to wake up to survive for lag.

~Killz~:

I'm sorry sir. But why would i change a winning team/formation? I be Arsene wenger?

ArQueBusieR:

There's nothing captivating about Lagos IMO.

Ejiné:

Yeah, Lagosians are quite ignorant.
To the average Lagosian, once you're from Abia, you're from ABA.
Once you're from 'North' (even if it's Benue), you're HAUSA

But you've got to give it to these guys, they ARE street-smart; and boy, do they know how to have fun.

oyb:

see these village jjc hicks hating on omo ekos

dude, you can't take the heat  get out of the jungle and go back to your pissant village

berra go back to your villa b4 we fine you for counting cars - you have to pay to count them

chei! eko; city of hustlas

You need to get a life, am suRe you are one of the agberos in lag, smh 4u

djojo:

Don't mind the OP, maybe he as dull himself when he came to lagos.
Lagos is just like London or Napoli New york where u need to be very smart and wise otherwise the pple will take u for granted.
I remember a day in computer village while i going somebody just whispered at my back and i mistakenly looked back, mean while i wasn't the person the guy was calling, after looking back he said i should come and i went to meet he and  he almost collect all my money with he ordinary mouth cos he saw me with new phone, he said he will call his boyz to collect tht phone from me pointing to some pple saying he is wit gun, it was only because i looked back tht was what put me into the mess,

Guy u need to use ur brain and energy in lasgidi, now tell me how will someone tht got his money without any ease will not wise up or think he is smarter.

Big up to lagosian and lasgidi as a whole