Father: boy, what is 1+1?
Boy thinks for a while and confesses he does not know.
Angered, the father jumps up and shouts:
Ehn! Boy, if I give u 1 akara, I later add another 1, how many akara you go get?
Boy replies 2 akaras!
That's better, said the father.
What about 1-1?
Boy yet again didn't know the answer.
The father now outraged, jumps again and this time shouts:
Boy, if I give you 1 akara, I com collect am back, wetin go remain for ya hand?
Boy replied: Na d oil

But why aint this funny?? Damn!!

haters re welcome too!!!!!




ad to ans ur question is bcus u re blockhead dat y u cant differentiate btw funny jokes ad write ups

And why would i hate you?

bcus u hate my jokes

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Guy thanks for that tutorial I appreciate it a lot...
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