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Re: Ituen’s 10 Commandments Of Dating (guys Take Note) by Migines(m): 5:25pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
Lol. But be carefull not to hit her arm wit a stray bullet, the heart area will do just fine. |
Re: Ituen’s 10 Commandments Of Dating (guys Take Note) by topeteadr(m): 1:28pm On Nov 03, 2007 |
Bue he he he he he he he he he he. |
Re: Ituen’s 10 Commandments Of Dating (guys Take Note) by Phiniter(m): 3:11pm On Nov 04, 2007 |
We'd have to review this commandments, Remix em |
Re: Ituen’s 10 Commandments Of Dating (guys Take Note) by ravenzord(m): 1:27pm On Nov 05, 2007 |
with a dad like u,ur daughters wil NEVA date |
Re: Ituen’s 10 Commandments Of Dating (guys Take Note) by Migines(m): 3:01pm On Nov 05, 2007 |
. . . they will, but serial killers who will be a match 4 u. |
Re: Ituen’s 10 Commandments Of Dating (guys Take Note) by ituen(m): 3:51pm On Nov 05, 2007 |
I will review the commandments and make it stricter |
Re: Ituen’s 10 Commandments Of Dating (guys Take Note) by Phiniter(m): 8:12am On Nov 07, 2007 |
I was wondering Ituen, maybe you'd lease one of your daughters, to me, you see, i'm real good at breaking these commandments infact they ar too small, was expecting mor like fifty more, you see, the more broken commandments the better |
Re: Ituen’s 10 Commandments Of Dating (guys Take Note) by ituen(m): 3:13pm On Nov 07, 2007 |
I shld lease my daughters? What an insult!!! *shouts* Clem, Aiphie, Mimiko, Tessybaby n Enny!! come here. Do u want this man?? |
Re: Ituen’s 10 Commandments Of Dating (guys Take Note) by Phiniter(m): 5:47pm On Nov 08, 2007 |
*reduce his voice and talks to him queitly* ah ah my friend, must you raise an alarm? why not lets negotiate this like mens instead of getting the women involved *hands him some envelops containing money* |
Re: Ituen’s 10 Commandments Of Dating (guys Take Note) by ituen(m): 12:38pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
take the money quietly I dont know why u have to bribe me. I've told you my daughters will have the final say |
Re: Ituen’s 10 Commandments Of Dating (guys Take Note) by Migines(m): 1:29am On Nov 10, 2007 |
Lol. But u still keep d moola? |
Re: Ituen’s 10 Commandments Of Dating (guys Take Note) by Migines(m): 1:30am On Nov 10, 2007 |
Lol. But u still keep d moola? |
Re: Ituen’s 10 Commandments Of Dating (guys Take Note) by ituen(m): 1:58pm On Nov 10, 2007 |
Miggy, i'm a good citizen of this country. and i will not do anything to jeopardize the nation even though it involves taking bribe (openly) |
Re: Ituen’s 10 Commandments Of Dating (guys Take Note) by Migines(m): 5:07pm On Nov 10, 2007 |
Nice. But u can take it behind the curtains ryte? |
Re: Ituen’s 10 Commandments Of Dating (guys Take Note) by saucekid(m): 8:44pm On Nov 10, 2007 |
**knock knock**this is the EFCC ITUEN QUICKLY BRINGS OUT THE ENVELOPE CONTAINING THE BRIBE MONEY AND HANDS IT OVER |
Re: Ituen’s 10 Commandments Of Dating (guys Take Note) by showbobo(m): 9:20pm On Nov 10, 2007 |
hmmm.EFCC indeed.*this life don spoil,make AGBERO sef dey claim EFCC* |
Re: Ituen’s 10 Commandments Of Dating (guys Take Note) by Phiniter(m): 5:56pm On Nov 11, 2007 |
saucekid: EFCC puts the envelope in the back of their pocket Ehen, you 'd go before our panel for further interogation, any thing you say, would be used against you in the court of law |
Re: Ituen’s 10 Commandments Of Dating (guys Take Note) by ituen(m): 10:19am On Nov 13, 2007 |
but i have a legal phone call to make. Calls Mike Okiro. Okiro settles the affair, takes the envelope, split it it into 3, and takes one-third, leaving me with two-thirds |
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