A Yoruba Man and an Ibo man were caught in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer. They were arrested and taken to the Sheikh's palace for judgement and both were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after some lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you 2 wishes before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!"The Yoruba man thought for a second then said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." And my second wish is that you flog me only 20 strokes of the whip.He was whipped, and luckily for him, the pillows helped to make the pain of the whip lesser.:$The Ibo man saw this; thought for a second, then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness for the wishes. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available.""If you so desire," the sheikh replied with a puzzled look on his face, ,"And your second wish??", And the ibo man smiled and replied, tie this yoruba man to my back,

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Interesting couple wed in grand style

well nice joke bt it had been posted here before

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