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Arcsniper: Wat am i hearing?

Metalbell: What is a Mikel?
1. A Magician: He's right in front of you for 90
minutes, but you only get to see him for 30
seconds picking up a yellow card.
2. A Mikel is a Nigerian Ferrari with the engine of a Picanto.
3. A Mikel is anything that has weight, occupies
space, breathes but remains stationary.
4. A Mikel is a confused strolling object that has
no focus. 5. It is an SI unit for measuring
deceleration, e.g the car decelerated by 2 mikel/ sec.
6. The botanical name of a snail, Mikelis Obilis.
7. Anybody who can pass the ball but can't shoot,
cross, head, or be creative. e.g, My grandma is a
Mikel.
8. A mikel is that footballer who is allergic to goals. What does Mikel mean to you?
A professor was asked and he has this to say:
1. A mikel can be define as a person/object that
runs/walks/hops/strolls/jogs/crawl from one
side of the field to the other, eg obi is a mikel.
2. IDIOM: /to be in a mikel with one/: to be tired, lazy, weak, refusing to be active, energetic , or just
being lazy with a friend or lover etc.

Tuntheycr7: All songs by Taylor Swift does the magic....

djchukwy: ...akwa ibom al d way....tuesday where u at ?....i pray 4 jorney mercy ...4 al d 2013 batch c new corp members...al z wel....AMEN

jeok: I've been posted to lagos state alongside 3 other of my coursemates!
#madonna uni- d list must hv been pasted by now, I got my info from an inside source.

joedrae: Who else has been posted to Lagos Abi na only me go serve in Lagos ni....LOLzzzzz

HaykayIsOkay: PM your pin.

HaykayIsOkay: See as house fool aπϑ even D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y run over with many guest. Viewing this topic: timdan(m), lewizylee(m),
mayowa102(m), Omoaka11(f), dimplecakes(f), jeok(m),
ujezeez(m), Hemical, opeyemmmy(m), BabyTee1(f),
Gigateem, fayator(f), XpensiveT(m), HaykayIsOkay(m),
all-is-well, gfree5(m), temiosunrinde(m), ellapius(f),
Cutejay(f), scopeman24 and 7 guest(s)
Dimple, you D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y here wey everyone they look for you for †ђξ BBM group?

ellapius: Gud pm house pls anby news from uniben?

Benzyyn: Pheeew..!! Akwa ibom here i com!! Whuz wit me?? Evening homiz

rolandy22: MAU akpugo..#REPPing Pet. ENG.

rolandy22: Morning C13, call up number on my mind #REPPING MAU#

shawylux: Like seriously? I don't tink dey ll be that fast to start sharing the letter by tomorrow. I ll just chill @ home until I hear they ve started sharing @ okija that's when I ll leave for Elele

shawylux: Dats very possible bro. With Madonna University, anything can happen.

gal10: AFAM ndo, ebezina inugo! they can't hear u and besides WE DON WIN already! all d rest is STORY! we got our points simple! stop hating!

gozie186: Nice work boys,more goals and gud defendin in d 2nd half

HaykayIsOkay: Conversation bwt ladies.....

Adary: I Just got a new BOYFRIEND
Dimple: Is he handsome ?
Winnie: Is he rich
Helen:hope he got swags
Cutejay: Cal him to take us out.
Now Guys.....
Haykayisokay: I just got a new GiRLFRIEND
Frazegidi: Hw far, you don f*ck am
Legend: Wen She sabi f*ck
Stanzo: She get friends
Pablo: abeg make she carry them come or give us their
number..
True or False?
Lolz

Sotenna: If I go talk to any girl at all e go be after camp.
I don't play a loosing game. What happens if they post your camp virtual girlfriend to a different end of the state. Me go pad up my wallet, but na me and a few guys of my liking go flex the money, at least guys don't forget their buddies. Lol.