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Big Mistake by ptaller(m): 11:33pm On Nov 24, 2007 |
A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday. As they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would strike the right note. Romantic but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Sears and bought a pair of white gloves. The younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and he got the panties. He mailed them to his sweetheart with this note enclosed: Darling, I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair that she had been wearing for the past three weeks, and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and they looked really smart. I wish that I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt, other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing. |
Re: Big Mistake by Migines(m): 12:56am On Nov 25, 2007 |
Lol. Nice1 |
Re: Big Mistake by clemcykul(f): 4:13pm On Nov 26, 2007 |
hmmmmm |
Re: Big Mistake by Emperoh(m): 5:33pm On Nov 26, 2007 |
Gud one. But lets stop copy and Paste. |
Re: Big Mistake by segunpc(m): 2:50pm On Nov 27, 2007 |
it's tight! i read it when i wasn't in a good mood but i end up smiling. i really like it. thanks. |
Re: Big Mistake by ituen(m): 1:28am On Nov 28, 2007 |
didnt som1 post this a day back |
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