Life Lessons from the National Geographic Channel

- When you are born, you will share your birthday with 17 million people.

- During your 10 years in school, you will have an average of 17 friends

- By the time you are 40 that number will have dropped down to 2

- You will grow 950 km of hair

- You will laugh an average of 18 times a day

- You will walk the equivalent of 3 times the circumference of the Earth

- You will eat 30 tons of food

- You will have one opportunity in 10 of getting electrocuted

- In average, you will spend 10 years of your life in work

- 20 years sleeping

- 3 years sitting on the toilet

- 7 months waiting in traffic... {multiply by 10-20 if you stayed all your life in lagos}

- 2 months waiting on hold on your phone....{if you no be flasher and your peeps are rich}

- 12 years watching TV

... and 19 days looking for the remote.

This leaves you with one fifth of your life to actually live...

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

...............................................

LATEST AUTO SECURITY: https://www.nairaland.com/681293/latest-auto-security-38k-promo

nw seriously @ OP


where is d joke?

3yrs in the toilet got me laughing

I wonder how many months or years should be deducted for time spent on nairalnad?

Ɣ☺ΰ must be joking.

12 yrs watching TV? Not me...when I should be working
Guy, u funny sha...

im sure you would have spent 5years on net and 2years on nairaland only. ;Dim sure you would have spent 5years on net and 2years on nairaland only.

Tayo-D:
I wonder how many months or years should be deducted for time spent on nairalnad?

I wonder too

Lol funny ish.

...and 15yrs making love...9yrs romancing and kissing...

Watching tv for me and nairalanding would be like 40 years so that's not entirely correct.

Kolo...!

Prolly 3years dancing and 10years bathing..
Nice joke.. realistic though..

[b]You will laugh an average of 18 times a day[/b]


with nairaland, i laugh like 50 times a day

Tayo-D:
I wonder how many months or years should be deducted for time spent on nairalnad?

Exactly what came to my mind......

;Di laf 200 times a day

WTF WTF re u kidding?
did u intensionally forget sex or wat?

[quote author=blayz0923]How many do we spend on watchin Indecency pls!!!!!!

- 3 years sitting on the toilet
what? hahahahahahahaaaa........ [color=#006600][/color]

The old Nairaland had a timer. I was shocked at the first day I spent and subsequently cut down.

Funny but true sha.

mine will be 30 years in the laterine because, i already spend 2 hours once i get to the laterine

So how many years do we spend fucking.......lol