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Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mcnepow(m): 7:21am On Mar 19, 2012
booqee: @ekeroyal, thanks! But i'd have prefered nl1 guys, walahi i'm not feelin nl2. Either way, i'm jokin oh, me i don't need nl guys abeg oh
do u know hw many heartz u just broke??
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 7:27am On Mar 19, 2012
^are u one of them?? ......hmmm.....??
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mcnepow(m): 8:28am On Mar 19, 2012
booqee: ^are u one of them?? ......hmmm.....??

Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by KINGwax(m): 9:00am On Mar 19, 2012
dani1luv: and u want us to be friendz wt the way u gossip, insult nd talk about me?? Hell No!


I have seen this joke before!
seen this joke? Biliv me, u must knw d joke cos it's so STALE! Aint that so dear boogue?
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 5:44pm On Mar 19, 2012
KINGwax: seen this joke? Biliv me, u must knw d joke cos it's so STALE! Aint that so dear boogue?
my dear are u talking to me or dani1luv? U're quoting him, but you're talking to boogue(oh thank goodness! my name isn't boogue!). then so who d hell are u talking to then??!!! undecided

i see that u need lessons on how to use nl2. Okay our first class tonight, NLD101- Intensive Quoting Techniques>.
So i'll be expecting u.....
See ya! tongue
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by dani1luv: 5:51pm On Mar 19, 2012
Booqee, I luv you kiss
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by dani1luv: 5:53pm On Mar 19, 2012
booqee: my dear are u talking to me or dani1luv? U're quoting him, but you're talking to boogue(oh thank goodness! my name isn't boogue!). then so who d hell are u talking to then??!!! undecided

i see that u need lessons on how to use nl2. Okay our first class tonight, NLD101- Intensive Quoting Techniques>.
So i'll be expecting u.....
See ya! tongue
Booqee and dani1luv - the same person grin grin
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by jackpot(f): 6:23pm On Mar 19, 2012
dani1luv:
Booqee and dani1luv - the same person grin grin
by the time you become a gyel and see your first menses i know you'll revert that statement! tongue cheesy
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mcnepow(m): 6:36pm On Mar 19, 2012
jackpot: by the time you become a gyel and see your first menses i know you'll revert that statement! tongue cheesy
Buhahahahahaha!
lecshurer, u badt! grin
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 9:07pm On Mar 19, 2012
dani1luv: Booqee, i luv u
dani1luv:
Booqee and dani1luv - the same person grin grin
errr.....excuse me?? who is dani1loff?? I'm trying to recollect.....
u don't look familiar?? undecided angry
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 9:13pm On Mar 19, 2012
mcnepow:
mcnepow: do u know hw many heartz u just broke?
hey! If switchicgurl reach here and knife you, omo i no go know u again oh, na on ur own u dey! undecided
U know ur wife can be so jealous, so no need messing around. Ok?!
tongue
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by swtchicgurl: 10:54pm On Mar 19, 2012
booqee:
hey! If switchicgurl reach here and knife you, omo i no go know u again oh, na on ur own u dey! undecided
U know ur wife can be so jealous, so no need messing around. Ok?!
tongue

*rubbing my fist in anger, waiting to blow. . . . . . .*
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 11:01pm On Mar 19, 2012
*wondering who she's thinking of blowing, me or mcnepow?? ...its def mcnepow. Yeah*

hey mcnepow! Neva knew ur wife's a husband beater! She's comin for u! Run for ur dear life pls! tongue
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mikuz(m): 11:45pm On Mar 19, 2012
booqee: *wondering who she's thinking of blowing, me or mcnepow?? ...its def mcnepow. Yeah*

hey mcnepow! Neva knew ur wife's a husband beater! She's comin for u! Run for ur dear life pls! tongue
booqée, a useless girl known for always talking trash!
rubbish.
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by jackpot(f): 5:32am On Mar 20, 2012
^*laughs and faints* grin cheesy
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mcnepow(m): 5:46am On Mar 20, 2012
booqee: *wondering who she's thinking of blowing, me or mcnepow?? ...its def mcnepow. Yeah*

hey mcnepow! Neva knew ur wife's a husband beater! She's comin for u! Run for ur dear life pls! tongue
Lol. .
dnt be afraid
Its a romantic blow kiss
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 7:29am On Mar 20, 2012
mikuz: booqée, a useless girl known for always talking trash!
rubbish.
okay i finally noticed u. So now can u shift to one side, make i see better people?? Mtcheww.....
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 7:31am On Mar 20, 2012
mikuz: booqée, a useless girl known for always talking trash!
rubbish.
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mikuz(m): 7:44am On Mar 20, 2012
booqee: okay i finally noticed u. So now can u shift to one side, make i see better people?? Mtcheww.....
*slaps her soft yansh twice* grin
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 7:51am On Mar 20, 2012
mikuz: *slaps her soft yansh twice* grin
*use butcher's knife to cut his dicckk off!* angry
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mikuz(m): 8:03am On Mar 20, 2012
booqee: *use butcher's knife to cut his dicckk off!* angry
*she didnt realise i had a knife-proof on my di ckk,mikuz trails her and looses her bra. grin
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 8:15am On Mar 20, 2012
Oh sorry i just remembered ur dick is 'uncuttable'...knife proof?!
I'd forgotten dat d gods had locked ur dicckk for life after u offended them. Sorry case..... tongue
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 8:20am On Mar 20, 2012
^^Oh goodness! Why isn't dis picture showing nah?? Another nl2 problem?? Mtcheww..... angry
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mikuz(m): 8:28am On Mar 20, 2012
booqee: Oh sorry i just remembered ur dick is 'uncuttable'...knife proof?!
I'd forgotten dat d gods had locked ur dicckk for life after u offended them. Sorry case..... tongue
booqee why are you always talking about my thing? stop oh before it would start giving me a standing ovation, make dem no say i ra ped you here for nothing.grin
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by ekeroyal(m): 8:43am On Mar 20, 2012
dani1luv: Booqee, I luv you kiss

I laughed until i pissed my trousers out. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
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Please express yourself after all you're a 1/2man with 1/2joystick or is it microphone? Pls Boo listen to him so that he doesn't
die of masturbation. grin grin grin grin
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by dani1luv: 8:57am On Mar 20, 2012
jackpot: by the time you become a gyel and see your first menses i know you'll revert that statement! tongue cheesy
booqee sef dey see menses?? shocked shocked grin grin
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by dani1luv: 8:58am On Mar 20, 2012
booqee:
errr.....excuse me?? who is dani1loff?? I'm trying to recollect.....
u don't look familiar?? undecided angry
booqee, why this thangs dey pain u nah? undecided
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by jackpot(f): 9:00am On Mar 20, 2012
ekeroyal:

I laughed until i pissed my trousers out. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
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Please express yourself after all you're a 1/2man with 1/2joystick or is it microphone? Pls Boo listen to him so that he doesn't
die of masturbation. grin grin grin grin
if them ask you from where you learnt that, don't say it's from me oo! cheesy
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by dani1luv: 9:01am On Mar 20, 2012
ekeroyal:

I laughed until i pissed my trousers out. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
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Please express yourself after all you're a 1/2man with 1/2joystick or is it microphone? Pls Boo listen to him so that he doesn't
die of masturbation. grin grin grin grin
lmao grin grin I laff you in pidgin grin
okponu of the highest-order grin
you dun c my joystick before?? undecided angry
oh you dun watch me and booqee bluefilm grin grin
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by jackpot(f): 9:03am On Mar 20, 2012
dani1luv:
booqee, why this thangs dey pain u nah? undecided
your prick is paining her? I doubt that.
Her thing can swallow both your lean short pencil and your scrotum sac! tongue
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by dani1luv: 9:07am On Mar 20, 2012
jackpot: your prick is paining her? I doubt that.
Her thing can swallow both your lean short pencil and your scrotum sac! tongue
plus my leg join grin grin grin
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by ekeroyal(m): 9:08am On Mar 20, 2012
jackpot: your prick is paining her? I doubt that.
Her thing can swallow both your lean short pencil and your scrotum sac! tongue

hahahahahahahahahaha, pls you guys should spare me. Am laughing away my lunch already.

Dani's in trouble.

@Dani, what's okponu?

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