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Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by dani1luv: 9:10am On Mar 20, 2012
ekeroyal:

hahahahahahahahahaha, pls you guys should spare me. Am laughing away my lunch already.

Dani's in trouble.

@Dani, what's okponu?
for your mind you dey chop eba and okro grin grin

okponu means (stupid, Ode, fool etc.) grin grin grin
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by ekeroyal(m): 9:48am On Mar 20, 2012
dani1luv:
for your mind you dey chop eba and okro grin grin

okponu means (stupid, Ode, fool etc.) grin grin grin

OMG! You're hitting me really hard Dani. You're a spoilt fufu. embarassed embarassed
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 12:16pm On Mar 20, 2012
Jackpot and dani. I just wonder how u guys managed to escape from kirikiri prison.
Fooolish boiz!
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mcnepow(m): 12:18pm On Mar 20, 2012
booqee: Jackpot and dani. I just wonder how u guys managed to escape from kirikiri prison.
Fooolish boiz!
U nor even get respect for elders undecided
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by dani1luv: 12:20pm On Mar 20, 2012
ekeroyal:

OMG! You're hitting me really hard Jackpot. You're a spoilt fufu. embarassed embarassed
chineke!! shocked shocked JackPot, ah dey feel you.. tear him anus grin grin

booqee: Jackpot and dani. I just wonder how u guys managed to escape from kirikiri prison.
Fooolish boiz!
e dey pain booqeee grin grin
I be Michael Scofield Nah cool
--
oboi!! wonder'z shall never end grin
abi na lie say your tomatoe nor
fit consume transformer grin grin
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by dani1luv: 12:20pm On Mar 20, 2012
mcnepow:
U nor even get respect for elders undecided
who put your mouth?? angry grin
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 12:37pm On Mar 20, 2012
dani1luv:
chineke!! shocked shocked JackPot, ah dey feel you.. tear him anus grin grin


e dey pain booqeee grin grin
I be Michael Scofield Nah cool
--
oboi!! wonder'z shall never end grin
[s]abi na lie say your tomatoe nor
fit consume transformer[/s] abi na lie say your tomatoe nor tight?? Ee tight well well! grin grin
yes i know say my thing tight wella smiley cheesy.
At least i still better pass u: If erect, ur kpekus is d size of my little finger! grin So dani whats even d normal size sef?? Good Lawd! shocked
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 12:39pm On Mar 20, 2012
mcnepow:
U nor even get respect for elders undecided
who are d elders?! Mtcheww! angry
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by dani1luv: 12:46pm On Mar 20, 2012
booqee: yes i know say my thing tight wella smiley cheesy.
At least i still better pass u: If erect, ur kpekus is d size of my little finger! grin So dani whats even d normal size sef?? Good Lawd! shocked
chei i dun suffer for booqee handz grin grin
c pepper seller dey claim virgin grin grin
you wan knw the size?? shocked grin grin
come closer grin grin
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by jackpot(f): 1:00pm On Mar 20, 2012
booqee: yes i know say my thing tight wella smiley cheesy.
At least i still better pass u: If erect, ur kpekus is d size of my little finger! grin So dani whats even d normal size sef?? Good Lawd! shocked
come on, be proud of the wideness of your second mouth jor
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 1:48pm On Mar 20, 2012
funny pipo..... lolmao
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by dani1luv: 1:57pm On Mar 20, 2012
DONkollione: funny pipo..... lolmao
where you go? undecided undecided
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 3:00pm On Mar 20, 2012
Hey donkollione! Where've u been?! I've really missed u!
[s]Or u dint have enough money to load money on ur phone to browse[/s]
jackpot: come on, be proud of the tightness of your second mouth jor
yeah jackpot i'm very proud of the tightness.
See dani even jackpot, without seeing me, believes i'm so very tight! And of course he's right.
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mikuz(m): 3:55pm On Mar 20, 2012
booqee: Hey donkollione! Where've u been?! I've really missed u!
[s]Or u dint have enough money to load money on ur phone to browse[/s]
yeah jackpot i'm very proud of the tightness.
See dani even jackpot, without seeing me, believes i'm so very tight! And of course he's right.
for your mind.
Olodo!
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by jackpot(f): 4:13pm On Mar 20, 2012
^you dey mind her?

Instead wey she go buy me wine sake-for-say I dey hail and extol her elastic anatomical features, she come her dey misquote pesin anyhow sad

mtchew
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mcnepow(m): 4:19pm On Mar 20, 2012
dani1luv:
who put your mouth?? angry grin
Who nor put my mouth??
Later na me she go begin disrespect angry
mstcheewww tongue
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by dani1luv: 4:23pm On Mar 20, 2012
mcnepow:
Who nor put my mouth??
Later na me she go begin disrespect angry
mstcheewww tongue
you this local champion grin
you dey do like person wey engine oil
dey work with him brain undecided
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mcnepow(m): 4:46pm On Mar 20, 2012
dani1luv:
you this local champion grin
you dey do like person wey engine oil
dey work with him brain undecided
And u dis village headmaster grin
u too dey do like person wey him subscription for sense don finish tongue
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by dani1luv: 4:52pm On Mar 20, 2012
mcnepow:
And u dis village headmaster grin
u too dey do like person wey him subscription for sense don finish tongue
so, you sef dey subscribe for sense?? grin
i sure say your server na Terry G "Free Madness" grin grin
I trust nigerians nah grin grin
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 5:44pm On Mar 20, 2012
Stew pid thread derailers! All of u! angry mtcheww.....

@mcnepow. You must be seventy years old or above? Right? shocked grin

Respect d elders?? Tah!
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by dani1luv: 5:46pm On Mar 20, 2012
booqee: Stew pid thread derailers! All of u! angry mtcheww.....

@mcnepow. You must be seventy years old or above? Right? shocked grin

Respect d elders?? Tah!
booqee please, fall in love with me sad
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 5:55pm On Mar 20, 2012
dani1luv:
booqee please, fall in love with me sad
haven't i told u before dat i love u? Oh...i tot i did.
So dani i loff u.
Now what next?
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by swtchicgurl: 6:20pm On Mar 20, 2012
*vomiting*
wat a thread! sad
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 7:15pm On Mar 20, 2012
smh
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mcnepow(m): 7:20pm On Mar 20, 2012
booqee: Stew pid thread derailers! All of u! angry mtcheww.....

@mcnepow. You must be seventy years old or above? Right? shocked grin

Respect d elders?? Tah!
Booqee, m 17. .
I swaarigad! kiss
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mcnepow(m): 7:23pm On Mar 20, 2012
swtchicgurl: *vomiting*
wat a thread! sad
U pregnant??
.
~vicky~:
smh
Nxt time. .
sy[b]B[/b] grin
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by jackpot(f): 8:36pm On Mar 20, 2012
swtchicgurl: *vomiting*
wat a thread! sad
vamoose jor~

This thread is out of bounds for flat-chested dark-skinned girls looking like Mike Tyson on a mini-skirt.

Go borrow nip,ples first before coming back cos you ain't busty tongue tongue grin grin

take a look at booqee's. Look at those two conic pawpaw-like melons on her chest. Person fit use am do pillow take rest sef. *licks tongue* wink cheesy
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by swtchicgurl: 9:00pm On Mar 20, 2012
jackpot: vamoose jor~

This thread is out of bounds for flat-chested dark-skinned girls looking like Mike Tyson on a mini-skirt.

Go borrow nip,ples first before coming back cos you ain't busty tongue tongue grin grin

take a look at booqee's. Look at those two conic pawpaw-like melons on her chest. Person fit use am do pillow take rest sef. *licks tongue* wink cheesy

i've never read anything more idiotic! mtchew tongue
besides, i can run a milk industry with my endowments! tongue
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 9:56pm On Mar 20, 2012
swtchicgurl: *vomiting*
wat a thread! sad
oh boy! mcnepow u don enter ur own oh! Swtchicgurl don get belle for u! tongue
Switchicgurl pls go see ur doc. grin
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 10:04pm On Mar 20, 2012
jackpot: vamoose jor~

This thread is out of bounds for flat-chested dark-skinned girls looking like Mike Tyson on a mini-skirt.

Go borrow nip,ples first before coming back cos you ain't busty tongue tongue grin grin

take a look at booqee's. Look at those two conic pawpaw-like melons on her chest. Person fit use am do pillow take rest sef. *licks tongue* wink cheesy
i swear! d next time u make lewd comment about certain part of my body, ehn, u will just wake up d next day and see dat ur joystick has disappeared! Don't u have females in ur family? Or u nor get girlfriends?? Doing like as if u've never seen girl before! Mtcheww..... Fooolish! angry
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 10:05pm On Mar 20, 2012
^ shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by swtchicgurl: 10:10pm On Mar 20, 2012
booqee: i swear! d next time u make lewd comment about certain part of my body, ehn, u will just wake up d next day and see dat ur joystick has disappeared! Don't u have females in ur family? Or u nor get girlfriends?? Doing like as if u've never seen girl before! Mtcheww..... Fooolish! angry

GBAM! well said booqee! he's a very very stewpid fellow! instead of appreciation, he writes rubbish!
i think i like d bold part! grin grin grin grin

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