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| Obj Lie-clock by beyunce(op): 11:29am On Mar 24, 2006 |
Stella died and went to heaven , As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. the hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's my husband Obasanjo's clock?" asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan, its rotating with high speed, |
| Re: Obj Lie-clock by Z4M4eva(f): 11:32am On Mar 24, 2006 |
l.o.l |
| Re: Obj Lie-clock by Babybee(f): 3:09pm On Mar 24, 2006 |
looool  |
| Re: Obj Lie-clock by actoor(m): 6:43pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
nawooooo |
| Re: Obj Lie-clock by segunpc(m): 8:50am On Mar 03, 2008 |
oh what a superb joke. i really really really really really really really really really really love it. good one poster. |
| Re: Obj Lie-clock by actoor(m): 9:52am On Mar 03, 2008 |
;d |
| Re: Obj Lie-clock by brimbrack(m): 10:09am On Mar 03, 2008 |
nice remix |
When You Inherited A Wall Clock From Albert Einstein • Akpos And The Lying Clock At Heaven's Gate • Funny Alarm Clock's. I Exactly Need One=) • 2 • 3 • 4