₦airaland Forum

Seun: I am food secured and eating satisfied, My problem is to feel what hunger is like, such a remote location will be my teacher. GET me Micheal over the fone, it will be a perfect place for me to hide away from my poor neigbhours and my looting of Aro in Abeokuta or Aso in Abuja

@ikamefa, Extending the invitation to U! is to see that sweet lady blue aint gonna get hurt, just like a kinda chaperon 4her been within a distance of 40miles 1 acre.
There alwaz an apple of tender mercies hanging allround the canopy of strange Ulambator, u can have ur fill

bari kade, Even Christ Jesus rebuked severly the Pharises and having ears but can not hear and having eyes but can not see or read,(Jews) They re always occupied with desires and intents of their hearts which re inimical to God's.Misleading and been mislead

Efen: The almighty God is in heaven waiting for his Son Christ Jesus to return and give the account of his stewardship whih christ did 40 days after his ressurrection Open Your bible and read (Acts of Apostles Chapter 1vs 3) and he did went to his faher into heaven itself to give this account which will warrant his former rightfull place before he can down to the earth (Hebrew 9:24) read "For Christ entered not into a holy place made with hands which is a copy of reality, but into heaven itself now to APPEAR before the PERSON of God. Compare aslo hebrews 10vs 12 ypu maybe suprised that apostle Paul reffered him there as a man.

Efen facts about Jesus have to be put aright, apostate proffessed weed like christains have done grave danger to christainity by devil induced teachings and customs, sowing these confusion have gone a long way barring many to come to accurate knowledge of God and His Son. That Jesus is not God The Almighty is not an insult or degrading to him, rather let him be appropiated the title due him.(!1) as the firstborn son of God,and the beginining of God's creation, (2) As God's servant and savior of mankind through his sin atone sacrifices.

@shashan think and meditiate on those scriptures, if you actually know what thinking and meditiation is all about

Peace and Quiet head to Ikogosi Warm Spring Resort,(OsunState) Onicha Alona Ranch,(Delta State), IBB Golf Course (Abuja)

Picturesque Places Okigwe,Jos.

Mingle With Natives: Usha (Abuja), Zimbabwe (Keffi)lively spot.

Dont bother much about Odudu RANCH unless u re heeled in Money (a Weekend Stay from N100k

Do You Have? Or Do You Want To Buy? As For The Companies They Re Scattered In Lagos, but most of them are converting their boiler firing system to diesel, its used as a heating oil in oversea countries and in some cement plant,crane,forklift hydraulic system
As for availability in Nigeria presently forget it,(Crude oil can be a subsitute) It can only be imported from overseas.
Chasing after anyone who said he have will result in jokers who always misrepresent themselves as seller, Talking seller draft and sign SPA,BUER accepts, seller this, buyer that, blah blah blah none of them can not differentiate kerosine from base oil.

If you want it and the company is here in Nigeria, importation is the best,(I have a contact consultant of a refinery in Porto finlad that can flood your street and beyond with the prodcut) if someone have contacted you over the internet,pls scram or if you had posed as NNPC GMD OVER THE INTERNET WITHOUT KNOWING WHERE NNPC BLDG IS IN LAGOS OR ABUJA OR EVEN THE BUILDING COLOR. Please the yr 2007 is still very young for you to find more useful enterprises to keep urself busy

What Your Back, There is a MAN Diesel landtrain behind your back! THIS YEAR 2007

damadsuite: Thanks for that compliment, whenever i crashed into Lagos,am gonna buy u a cuppa of coffee and buttered toasted chips at Silverbird Galleria.

What re nairaland folks for! Other than watch my back, and find a shoulder to lean on

Proverbs Chapter 11 vs 9: "By his mouth the one who is an apostate brings his fellowman to ruin".

Job Chapter 13 vs 16: "Before him (God) no apostate will come in"

"Your Are the Christ the Son of the living God" So says the bible at Mathew 16:16

kitaun: I felt inclined,(period) She is 14yrs Older than me! She MUST have seasoned like a 106yrs Old Scotish Whiskey. What can a man ask for other than hang her over my fire place, And watch events go by. She is the only seasoned lady in the whole murky world of nairaland

I Am A Gentleman awared GCFR yesterday, Couldnt Hurt A Lady, Separated 4rm The Boyz, Every Mother's delight

kiki! Do U Have To Burn The Pastor's Cable? Please i invite you to read my mad ranting in the journal forum titled "Conversation Inside My Head" U will get damn converfused

Might have to speak to the post master general, if he happens to be available. Sweet Warm Girlie!

Lady Bluenubian! What did ya say to my proposal? Or we can have a strange getaway to Ulambator the forest of 1000virgins and i will feed you sweet honey cakes and raisin soaked in truffles. Do we invite ikamefa?

Lady Bluenubian! I will wash your feet in butter and rinse your hands in milk, a holiday with me to copacabana beach will truly refresh your dainty soul

Mukina2[flash=200,200][/flash]: U looked and have a child innocence about U! U re such a sweet woman child

Lauryn: I have aged as Johnnie Walker Whiskey,Wiser (woulnt like to grow younger) Immense financial Success (I cab buy New York and Manhattan)with its accompanied disease have gone into my head,

I invite you and blunubian to a naked beach party, Will ur Mommas allow?

Nairalander ladizzzzzzzzzzzzz see my profile,i smelt of crude oil money, i have a lot to give, and read my mad ranting in the journal forum entitled "Conversation Inside My Head"

Naijacutee: My parcel was delivered precisly to the sea port city of Molde. Might be your person in Norway went there with oluwole papers, and find it difficult to move freely about in town, ccross check.
EMS has a global network, Our own Nipost convinced me.

One sunday the pastor stood before the congregation and informed them that he had bad news and good news.

He procceded to tell the audience that the church required the sum of N50,000 naira to fix the leaking roof. The congregation groaned.

The pastor cut them short by dishing out the good news:there was enough money to cover the repairs.

The congregation breathed sigh of relief and cheered. "The final piece of bad news" said the pastor "is the money is still in your pockets"

Damadsuite statement for any comer to deal directly with MTN,GLO,OR CELTEL is misleading,You cant if your re not their Principal dealer,But they will refer you to deal with these Principal dealers, on matter of recharge card,or voucher for a better bargain.

For the benefit of all Nairalanders who re in lagos, find below the list of eligible MTN Principal dealers.

LAGOS DEALER PRINCIPAL OUTLET LIST

NO DEALER CODE NAME OF COMPANY LAGOS
Lagos
1 001 AFINBO NIGERIA LIMITED Plot 859 Bishop Aboyade Cole, Victoria Island


Lagos
2 0027 NETCELL LIMITED Suite 4, Lafayette Mall, Plot 1436, SanusiFafunwa, Victoria Island, Lagos

Lagos
3 0005 EIL TELECOM LIMITED 7c Oduduwa way, GRA, Ikeja


Lagos
4 0006 EMATES 3RD Avenue K Close, House 1, Festac town


Lagos
5 0018 KPS LIMITED 1, Abiola Segun Ajayi Street, Off Etim Inyang CresentVictoria Island, Lagos
61 Isheri Road, Ogba

Lagos
6 0010 GSM TECHNOLOGIES 224 Etim Inyang Crescent, Victoria Island


Lagos
7 0031 REYOMS Plot 1398B, Tiamiyu Savage Street, Victoria Island

Lagos
8 0012 HOLE 19 32 Musa Yardua Street, off Idowu Martins, V/Island


Lagos
9 0015 INTERCOMM 311 Wharf Road, Brosette Compound, Apapa


Lagos
10 0016 IWT - PHONEXPRESS 31 Saka Tinubu Street, Victoria Island


Lagos
11 0019 LEGACY CONSULTS LIMITED NICON Building 118/120 Broad Street First Floor, Lagos



Lagos
12 0020 LINKLINE NIGERIA LTD Suite 28 Tafawa Balewa Comple Race Course, Onikan

Lagos
13 0021 LOBATEX 17 Adeola Odeku Street, Victoria Island, Lagos

Lagos
14 0023 MOBILE SYSTEMS LIMITED 64 Awolowo Road, Ikoyi, Lagos



Lagos
15 0025 NEET NIG LTD 43 Akin Adesola Street, Victoria Island, Lagos

Lagos
16 0026 NERO COMMUNICATIONS A14/15 Ikota Shopping Complex, Victoria Garden City, Lekki




Lagos
17 0032 ROYAL STRIDE TELECOMS GROUP 57 Allen Avenue, Ikeja, Lagos


Lagos
18 0033 RTB TELECOM 18 Fatai Atere Way, Matori


Lagos
19 '0034 SIEMENS LIMITED 98/100 Oshodi-Apapa Expressway, Isolo


Lagos
20 0036 SMARTCELL (NEXT) 7 Aerodrome Road, Apapa

Lagos
21 0038 SPEAKEEZEE CELLULAR & 92 Awolowo Way, SW Ikoyi, Lagos
PAGING SYSTEMS

Lagos
22 0039 TELFIELD NIGERIA LIMITED Nikky Africana Plaza 70C Allen Avenue,Ikeja



Lagos
23 0042 VISTAR 2A Osborne Road, Foreshore Towers, 9th Floor, Ikoyi,
Lagos


Lagos
24 0044 WPC - MOBILE PHONE WAREHOUSE 3 Imam Augusto Close, Off Olasa Street, Victoria Island, Lagos


Lagos
25 0056 WAVETECH PHONEHOUSE 110 Awolowo Road, Ikoyi


Lagos
26 0013 HYCON MILLENIUM SERVICES Hycon Suite, 1st Floor Lapal House,


Lagos
27 0004 CHUCKCORP Superior Motors Building, 39 Alhaji Tokan SAlaka Estate, Western Avenue, Surulere, Lagos

Lagos
28 0059 PHONELINKS 118 Bode Thomas street, Surulere


Lagos
29 0041 TELIPOINT - ANDCHRISTIE 48 Raymond Njoku Street, Ikoyi, Lagos


Lagos
30 0014 IDEAL INFOSYSTEMS 2 Wharf Road, Apapa, Lagos


Lagos
31 0045 ZERO NINE ZERO 32 Ezekiel Street,Off Toyin Street, Ikeja


Lagos
32 0007 REDSTAR EXPRESS 12 Rasmon Street, Off Osolo Way, Ajao Estate, Isolo
Apapa

Lagos
33 0062 CYBASE LIMITED 23 Fatai Atere Way, Matori, Mushin



34 Lagos SIMBA TELECOM 61 Awolowo Road, Ikoyi
0008


35 Lagos THE PHONESHOP LIMITED 33 Adetokunbo Ademola Street, Victoria Island
0077


36 Lagos FLOWELL SERVICES LIMITED 1 Motorways Avenue, Alausa Ikeja
0065


37 Lagos MYLOID TELECOMMUNICATION LTD 37 Saka Tinubu Street, Victoria Island
0024


38 Lagos SKYNET TELECOMMUNICATION LIMITED Suite 28 RodeoMall, 148 Obafemi Awolowo Way, Ikeja
0035


39 Lagos OFFICE MAX Century 21 Mall, Mega Plaza, 14B Idowu Martins Street, V/I
0067


40 Lagos MURHI INTERNATIONAL NIGERIA LIMITED Plot 45 Omole Industrial Layout, Ogba
0082


41 Lagos DELTATEL COMMUNICATIONS LIMITED 27 Sanusi Fafunwa Street, Victoria Island
0084



42 Lagos MACAW INTERNATIONAL 27-29 Adeyemo Alakija Street (Top Floor) Victoria Island
0090


43 Lagos BRILLIANT TELECOMMUNICATION LIMITED 2/4 Abebe Village Road, Iganmu Surulere
0085

44 Lagos
0088 CONTACT INTERNATIONAL COMMUNICATION 9 Calcutta Crescent Apapa


45 Lagos
0087 FALUMS LIMITED 25/27 Ogudu Road, Ojota



46 Lagos IYKE COLLINS INVT LTD Prince's court 37 Ahmed Onibudo Street, Victoria Island


47 Lagos
0093 BTN NIGERIA LIMITED 23 Festival Road, Victoria Island


63 Opebi Road, Ikeja
48 Lagos GLAMOUR C & I LIMITED Alade Market Obafemi Awolowo Road, Ikeja
Ibara Roundabout, Abeokuta
Ring Road, Ibadan


49 Lagos OFFICE DEVICES LIMITED 117 Allen Avenue, Ikeja
0103


50 Lagos 21st CENTURY TECHNOLOGIES 249A Muri Okunola Street Victoria Island



51 Lagos SKIVAM LIMITED 79 Adeniran Ogunsanya street, Surulere



52 Lagos WATCHERS TELECOMMUNICATION LIMITED Edo House, Plot 1225 Bishop Oluwole Street, 1st Floor, Suite 016, Victoria Island
0106


53 Lagos F & F GROUP LIMITED 37 Marina Street, Lagos



54 Lagos AFRITECH MOBILE NIGERIA LIMITED 12 Idowu Lane, Off Kodesho Lane, Ikeja



55 Lagos B-LINE COMMUNICATION LIMITED 4 Osolo Way Ajao Estate, Isolo



56 Lagos WORLDCOM LIMITED Coscharis Palza, 68A Adeola Odeku Street, Victoria Island



57 Lagos H.ZEIN ENTERPRISES NIGERIA LIMITED 19 Calcutta Crescent, Apapa



58 Lagos MICROTECH ONLINE SERVICES LTD 13th Floor 50/52 Broad Street, Lagos



59 Lagos MULTI-PRO ENTERPRISES LIMITED (PANABIZ) 11 Osborne Road, Ikoyi



60 Lagos DAMATEX OVERSEAS INDUSTRY LIMITED 30/31 Otigba Street, Ikeja



61 Lagos ROBACEL LIMITED 127 Isolo Road, Mushin



62 Lagos ELECTRO-TECH COMMUNICATION LIMITED 29 Norman Williams Street, Ikoyi



63 Lagos NETWORK INDUSTRIES LIMITED Suite 235 Block A2/5 Sura Business Complex Simpson Street, Lagos



64 Lagos ALMAS TEXTILE LIMITED Plot 4 Apapa Oshodi Express Way, Isolo



65 Lagos MBAPEE AFRICAN TRADING COMPANY LIMITED Omoyiwola House 8 Ladipo Adeyemi Street, Anthony Village Ground Floor, Anthony



66 Lagos ASNET INDUSTRIES LIMITED 22 Oteomi Street Palm Avenue, Mushin



67 Lagos DAMIAN NIGERIA LIMITED 33 Issa Williams Street Off Broad Street, Lagos



68 Lagos BILAF INVESTMENT LIMITED Plot 2003Amuwo Odofin GRA Festac Link Bridge, Festac



69 Lagos BCJ LINKS NIGERIA LIMITED 79 Adeniyi Jones Avenue, Ikeja



70 Lagos ABA INTERNATIONAL LIMITED 27 Igbosere Road, Lagos



71 Lagos CAPITAL Q LIMITED Angywin - Napex 3 Walter Carrington Street, Victoria Island



72 Lagos CASH 'N' CARRY NIGERIA LIMITED 51 Marina Kingsway Building, Lagos



73 Lagos LARRY COMFAB ENT LIMITED Km 10 Badagry Exp. Way, Agboju Lagos



74 Lagos SKYVIEW-O NIGERIA LIMITED 2nd Floor Bookshop 50-52 Broad Street, Lagos



75 Lagos PLANET ONE (FOX GLOVE) Suite B12 Adeniran Ogunsanya Shopping Complex, Surulere



76 Lagos CHOFFAN COMMUNICATION LIMITED 228 Muri Okunola Street, Victoria Island



78 Lagos STAR NETWORK TELECOMMUNICATION 21b Akin Adesola Street, Victoria Island



79 Lagos ORANGE TELECOMMS 7 Saka Tinubu Street, Victoria Island



80 Lagos REGALIA NIGERIA LIMITED 10th Floor Foreshore Towers 2A Osborne Road, Ikoyi



81 Lagos FIRST PLANET COMMUNICATIONS 19 Adeola Hopewell, Victoria Island



82 Lagos BELL & BELL 1 Oremeji Street, Ilupeju Estate, Anthony



83 Lagos MOBILE ONE LIMITED Plot 70 Okoya Thomas Street, Victoria Island
3004


84 Lagos HARAN RESOURCES LIMITED Plot 1439 Sanusi Fafunwa Street, Victoria Island
3048


85 Lagos CYBERPLANET LIMITED 27, Adeleke Street, Off Allen Avenue/Tinuade Street, Ikeja



86 Lagos SKYPLUS TRAVEL & TOURS LIMITED 18 Carter Street, Ebute Metta



87 Lagos BARCUTT INVESTMENT LIMITED 91/93 Obafemi Awolowo Road, Opp Savannah Bank, Ikeja



88 Lagos

Yes go ahead, it worked for me on two conservative occasions whereby i used their service to send two parcels one to Russia,and the other to Norway.
Cheap too! compare DHL,UPS N18900 EMS N7850 same parcel of Ikg in weight.
Tips, make sure you register your parcel on Mondays.if it will be going outside the country,parcels leaves evry Wednesdays or there before
2 Write out the destination address by yourself clearly.
3 The EMS is a worldwide post offices courier format obtainable where main post office exists, Not a Nigeria Stuff
4 Your parcels are covered by insurance
5 You can track your parcel online,if you know how to go about like DHL etc

The offer is up on my alley. I am right away placing a bid of £250,000,000 hard pound sterling, As for your commission discuss that with Micheal.
Good raddiance

Ladies of Nairaland rate the most outstanding remaining gentlemen of Nairaland. Start with me first

afeez123, What is your price? and dont allow greed to take best part of you.Afterall we all are going to make money knowing that am not the only bloke in my neighbourhod who might like the idea, even OBJ will be interested

Chudy, re u a squatter at VI or re u using VI to pose? I have callled her on her sattlelite fone, she has agreed to be eaten by you, only if YOU deliver one cool mint model 850i bulletproof BMW from Coscharis plaza to her present address in Maitama Abuja.
She might be leaving for Monte Carlo b4 monday next week be fast about it

To make it easy i will give you her domiccillary account number to pay IN FOR THE CAR COST (Cool 23 Million Naira, not much if you agree,You love her dont cha!) She have been calling me every other minute telling me she loves more than all the PTDFund

To eat her so soon before Monday simply chatter a virginnigeria b747 crash and bullet proof plane under her name, i will give your her forwarding address to send the ticket through DHL/UPS FED EXPRESS,OK, Chudy honestly do this great favor for me by taking her out of my back, HURRY!HURRY! HURRY!

This is my 2006 former lady, I want to give her away. Who wants to date her? Do with her what you fancy? just anything, cook her, stew her, roast her, drink her, play her like a football,just anything you dream of.

But beware! She is a man's eater

Suddenly Mathew Chapter 3 vss 16,17 and John Chapter 17vss 1&5,has become a fish bone inserted in the throat of debaters, They re now looking for a crafty means of escape for which satan is its chief mastermind.

Am having myself a swell time.

Fools of this world starting from Adam till this our time who are heading to speedy doom,debates and take liberty with God when he speaks.
Not knowing that The Almighty God have nothing to do with democracy, but he is Theocracy and will remain so till time indefinite

We read in Mathew Chapter 3 verses 16,17: After being baptised Jesus immediately came up from the water, and look the heavens opened up, and he saw descending like a dove God's spirit coming upon him, vss 17 look! also there was a voice from the heavens that[b] said" This Is My Son" the beloved, whom i have approved[/b]WARNING GOD HAVE SPOKEN!

Compare also John 17vs 1:  Jesus spoke these things and raising his eyes to heaven, he said Father the hour has come , glorify your son that your son will may aslo glorify you, SEE verse 5

Do you know that Stress is more a dreadful killer than Aids? Do you agree?