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Re: Decent Jokes For Decent People! by Arinzejunio(m): 10:15am On Apr 03, 2012
Gud jokes babe,keep it up
Re: Decent Jokes For Decent People! by joerux60: 10:54am On Apr 03, 2012
An employee sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no coming for work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later employee sent SMS 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
Re: Decent Jokes For Decent People! by joerux60: 11:02am On Apr 03, 2012
Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!
Re: Decent Jokes For Decent People! by swtchicgurl: 12:54pm On Apr 03, 2012
hehehhe grin

never seen them before! cheesy
Re: Decent Jokes For Decent People! by Ruqaya(f): 2:39pm On Apr 03, 2012
Hehehe
Re: Decent Jokes For Decent People! by joerux60: 2:55pm On Apr 03, 2012
Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Beggar: Hi Darling...!
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling....?
Beggar: Then what r u doing on my bed.........

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