El Guapo: ^^ Embezzler -- This House dey wait for u

xynerise:
He is a bloody traitor

Mtchew -- If not for Say Christ com die Friday eh...I for give am Better Slap

El Guapo:

Mtchew -- If not for Say Christ com die Friday eh...I for give am Better Slap

sexkillz: Wetin I do?

Ur Constituency Don dey File In Petition here and there against u!

Some are claiming u abducted their Chickens, goats etc, On ur Last visit there...

We've arranged a date for u to meet the Disciplinary Committee

xynerise:
E never dey late o. You fit still slap his wrinkled face

Am considerate.

It could mutate from Wrinkles to Starchy Face

El Guapo:

Am considerate.

It could mutate from Wrinkles to Starchy Face

xynerise:
then I guess he should be on quarantine

He's Issue is far from a Communicable disease.

I think its more of Uhmmm....

Sexkillz would u come over here and tell this House what u're Goin tru

El Guapo:

He's Issue is far from a Communicable disease.

I think its more of Uhmmm....

Sexkillz would u come over here and tell this House what u're Goin tru

Justyaxx: Mr Sifika you are aboiding za issue op za aminesty po my boko fiful. Allah go beat am po una.

xynerise:
Your people are doomed. Better repent

Justyaxx:
Kai shut uf por your mouth po ziya. Za fiful of boko pederal kwanstituency are talk am say we want am por za aminesty or we go fut am por bomb por dis flace wallahi.

xynerise:
Should we impeach him before he infects my dogs? . I think his disease is highly contagious.

Abegi Speaker, spare us the Rumor!

Your dog that is already a Sickler - Too bad, the AA Genotype dogs dont even come around her

xynerise:
You cant threaten us what your bombs :>(. Besides, your bombs will soon finish and you guys will return to fireworks/knockouts

El Guapo: ^^



Abegi Speaker, spare us the Rumor!

Your dog that is already a Sickler - Too bad, the AA Genotype dogs dont even come around her

xynerise:
My dog is a donor to humans

Ah! Motion for another Hearing day

El Guapo:

[color=#0066ff]Ah! Motion for another Hearing day [/color]

dont8: Thank you Mr. Speaker for giving me this great opportunity to air my view. My name is Dollar-rain Owonikoko, representing Egunje Senatorial District.

As you all know that I find it convenient to sleep during sessions since the convergence of the 6th House of Reps and that I don't comment on very important national discurse with no looting agenda on the card.

Haven't said all this, I hereby move a motion for amendment of the act that stipulate the tittle of the house from
Speakership to President to rival that of the Executive arm of Government, as this will boost our ego the more and strike a fear on anyone we summon to the floor.

Further, we need to impeach the Speaker for poor perfomance, abuse of office, cluellessness, mismanagement, gross incompetence, insenserity, chop alone, embezzlement of our common loot, amongst others.

dont8: Further, we need to impeach the Speaker for poor perfomance, abuse of office, cluellessness, mismanagement, gross incompetence, insenserity, chop alone, embezzlement of our common loot, amongst others.

El Guapo: ^^ Uhm..actually Speaker, as the Dep Speaker, i think the words of Sen Dollar which are stipulated below should be the talking point here.

The house would have to decide if there would be a Vote of no Confidence on U!

Justyaxx:
Kai instead op you to ze talk am po za amunesti po my boko fifle you dey po there dey talk am po wan naaaaansense. Kai mind am po yourselfp wallahi tallahi shege tupiakwa..kaaaaaaaiiiiiii

xynerise:
psst! *whispers to him* can u do me a favour by eliminating senator Anu and Dollar? I wll reward you with 3 cows.

Justyaxx:
#Removes chewing stick frm d mouth, deeps hand in pocket, brings out gworo and takes a bite#
Kai this sanata they tell me naaansense fa. We they talk am po bombing flenty fifle po us to get am po 72 bajins (virgins) you they talk am po 3 cows. Abi you skul po Toronto ne kam mallam?

xynerise:
ok ok I will give u 72virgins including my grand-mum

Smartie gurl: Hehehehe! Funny thread. *following*

Eze Promoe: Aham bu sorry my name is Senator Naerinnoego representing Aba/Onitsha hustlers senatorial district.
Biko Speaker isn't it eh.nyway unu canu lemove obodo oyibo ploduct flom awa markehti. It isu causing bad bizinehssi. My nwa boys in Aba can ploduce eh.nytinu the kohntry want.
Andi biko telu Lagos and Livers governor to bling back okada so datu we canu sell our spareparts that isu lusting in Nnewi.
TANK YO!