Eze Promoe:
^ Whichi one isi ya consitutwenty?

Justyaxx:
Kai shut am por your mouth banza. We they talk por amunesti por my boko fiful you de talk am por one naaansense shege.
#scratches throat and spits saliva on the floor#
Kai Mallam sfeaker, oh sorry Mallam senata fresident, i mubam por za motion to comot am por zis Senator Naerinnoego daniska ne or we go put por bomb por zia market wallahi.

Justyaxx:
Kai shut am por your mouth banza. We they talk por amunesti por my boko fiful you de talk am por one naaansense shege.
#scratches throat and spits saliva on the floor#
Kai Mallam sfeaker, oh sorry Mallam senata fresident, i mubam por za motion to comot am por zis Senator Naerinnoego daniska ne or we go put por bomb por zia market wallahi.

xynerise:

My honoulable speaker, you havu seen datu em our life are being threatenedi by thisi abokis andu that isi more reason we willu needu more mohney for security, you lemember thatu plesidehnti made the highest budgeti for security, so here is our demandu that we wantu you to passi into the billu;

1. Transiportu to China - N20bn
2. Transiportu back to Regos - N20bn
3. Transiportu to Aba na Onicha - N2bn
4. Seculity - N150bn
5. Boko alerti - N90bn
6. Mohney for tea - N3bn
7. Mohney to settle armu lobbers - N10bn
8. Mohney for goodus and servicesi - N200bn
9. Alawi - N1bn
TOTAL - N496bn only

You canu see thatu ayamu not geereedy, andu you know na

Eze Promoe:


My honoulable speaker, you havu seen datu em our life are being threatenedi by thisi abokis andu that isi more reason we willu needu more mohney for security, you lemember thatu plesidehnti made the highest budgeti for security, so here is our demandu that we wantu you to passi into the billu;

1. Transiportu to China - N20bn
2. Transiportu back to Regos - N20bn
3. Transiportu to Aba na Onicha - N2bn
4. Seculity - N150bn
5. Boko alerti - N90bn
6. Mohney for tea - N3bn
7. Mohney to settle armu lobbers - N10bn
8. Mohney for goodus and servicesi - N200bn
9. Alawi - N1bn
TOTAL - N496bn only

You canu see thatu ayamu not geereedy, andu you know na

Eze Promoe: Aham bu sorry my name is Senator Naerinnoego representing Aba/Onitsha hustlers senatorial district.
Biko Speaker isn't it eh.nyway unu canu lemove obodo oyibo ploduct flom awa markehti. It isu causing bad bizinehssi. My nwa boys in Aba can ploduce eh.nytinu the kohntry want.
Andi biko telu Lagos and Livers governor to bling back okada so datu we canu sell our spareparts that isu lusting in Nnewi.
TANK YO!

Justyaxx:
Kai shut am por your mouth banza. We they talk por amunesti por my boko fiful you de talk am por one naaansense shege.
#scratches throat and spits saliva on the floor#
Kai Mallam sfeaker, oh sorry Mallam senata fresident, i mubam por za motion to comot am por zis Senator Naerinnoego daniska ne or we go put por bomb por zia market wallahi.

Smartie gurl: hehehehe! I knw sabi oh, na to laugh i dey. I manu the way we do thisi things!!

My honoulable, allow me to sipeak finishu.
You canu see my nwababy isi presenti and we willu also needu mohney for nwababy maintainanci whichi willu costu N3bn, becosi my oyoyo nwa is lookin for housu in Banana Islandi andu she also needi Brazillian headu (i wonder what her original headu willu be used for but my oyoyo knows best ), I-pad, em private jeti.
*clears throat*
That's all.

xynerise:
pls shift back a little from the mic senator....whatever. U are pouring saliva on it . Nigerians are not ready to buy goods made in Nigeria. Unless u will write 'Made in Italy' on it?

Eze Promoe:
Hahahaha
Nna, i neme kwanu ka Jew guy.
You thinki datu my boys in Aba are sleeping.
Ifu my boys can pilate a movie and lelite the name, what isi ordinali nwantiti ngwongwo. We willu even lite "MADE IN HEAVEN" sefu. O nwobele ihenu.

xynerise:
Should we impeach him before he infects my dogs? . I think his disease is highly contagious.

Ryda: contagious ke? beni...u spark d truth

El Guapo: **Whispering to Xynerise**

Uhm..Oga Speaker, now this Potbellied Senators don show, dont u think is best we carry Out the Test we discussed in ur room, to confirm which of them truly have a Pot-belly and those who're really Pregnant Or even Fibroid Carriers?

xynerise:
erm.... Your boys are not trying. The last 72in1 pirated action movie I bought was playing blue film instead of van damme movie

Smartie gurl: Hahahahahahahahahaha! Can't stop laughing.

Eze Promoe:
Nna my honoulable supiker, my boys don't do sometini jusutu like dati.
You telli them Van dammu andi they givi you burue film. Do you know ifi iti wasu Van dammu dati acutu the burue film?
Lemember my nwa boys know Van damme but them doesn't know ihe di iche betweeni the wordu 'acution' andi 'pornoglaphing'.
Allu dem know isi 'givi me Van dammu', andu they givi you.

Eze Promoe:
You see Mr. Supiker, my nwa baby hardily raff if mohney isi not involvudu, so diafor you mustu meet her exupetationu.
She needi mohney!

xynerise:
let her see me at Aso rock

Tah.........
O ka isi ezu ori nke gi
You mustu to bringi that mohney unless my boys willu go on striki. Andi we willu kidinap your convoy if unu near here to buy spare parts
Infactu, forgeti aboutu the nwababy thingi, we needi amunehsiti

Eze Promoe:
Tah.........
O ka isi ezu ori nke gi
You mustu to bringi that mohney unless my boys willu go on striki. Andi we willu kidinap your convoy if unu near here to buy spare parts
Infactu, forgeti aboutu the nwababy thingi, we needi amunehsiti

Princeparix: Hmmm

i amu Senator Prince ego-na-apu-okwu representinu Obi-ojo-NGWA/isala-ngwa fedralu constituencynu. I camu hia nu afta my brodanu senator naernnoego telephonu me dat d housenu is fully openu 4 money sharinu; and 2 my nkuja-obi, u guys nu havu threatned my broda nu 2 bomb nd kidnapnu sumtinu dat touches ur mkpuru-obi nu.
#brings out my nokia 3310 and stats dialling a numba#
I willu hereby orda nu by boys nu to kidnapu ur oyoyo SKYDEEP NU and ur 3 KIDS NU u keptu in sunshales>russia nu

is dat ok nu by u? Mr spuker nu

xynerise:
For the records, I fought the Nigeria Civil War and I was among those that ate humans, so u cant threaten me with war. For ur info, I dont know skydeep in this house. Thank you.

Princeparix: hehehe-u are challanging me and my pupplu nu-have u forgottenu d ogbuneigwe(massive killer gun)we dey igbos nu usedu nu during the civilu war?

I dntu needinu to talku much
#shouts# OSISI-KA-NKWU

#Osisa-ka-nkwu appears#
osisa-ka-nkwu: ichie

me: teachnu mr spuaku watu we are made off- kidnapu nu his oyoyo and pikines and also shotu mr deputy speaker wit the ogbunaigwe,also callu d dibia otu-ere from the okija shrine 4 me_tellu him is a mata of onwu and ndu.

xynerise:
*yawns* empty threat. Security, pls take this leper out from Abuja entirely.

Princeparix: if u boys touchu me i wuld destroynu ur future nd prusunt nt#brings out a bottle wit red nd black ribbons-security runs away#
mr spuakur, u said nu dat my threatnu is emptynu.

Have u had nu about nu the roit nu in yelewata dat is caminu to this legislative house and dat the okija dibia has gonu wit Umeh to invoke nu d spiritu of Ojukwu for anothur war-this time~notu wit guns butu spirit.
This are allu my handiworku.i will neva open dis my mouthu and tell u that Ur oyoyo hvnu been moved nu frm russia to a coastal bay in australia called The orange palm- bay 2314. Mr spuakur, do u stillu wan try me?

xynerise:
guy, u think its easy to read this kind of write-up?

xynerise:
which convoy? For that town wey road bad? I will board a bike to ur town. No amnesty unless you bomb a place that will touch my heart

Princeparix: Hmmm

i amu Senator Prince ego-na-apu-okwu representinu Obi-ojo-NGWA/isala-ngwa fedralu constituencynu. I camu hia nu afta my brodanu senator naernnoego telephonu me dat d housenu is fully openu 4 money sharinu; and 2 my nkuja-obi, u guys nu havu threatned my broda nu 2 bomb nd kidnapnu sumtinu dat touches ur mkpuru-obi nu.
#brings out my nokia 3310 and stats dialling a numba#
I willu hereby orda nu by boys nu to kidnapu ur oyoyo SKYDEEP NU and ur 3 KIDS NU u keptu in sunshales>russia nu

is dat ok nu by u? Mr spuker nu

Nna my bloda, the guy n'emekwanu ka Jew guy.
He doesn't know thati uwa bu etiokwe eriokwe.
Plamaly 6 bunu turn by turn, ighotago, thati kind thingu