El Guapo: Dear honorable House.

Our President is turning the Presidential Villa into a PDP Secretariat!

This development doesn't augur well with the democracy which this nation longs for, and for everyother Party member who expects the President to do what seems right surely would be disappointed at this Erratic demeanor.

I hereby motion that the President be summoned and queried over his ludicrous act!

porryred: honorable speaker and my parole mate senator Anu .the issue of subsidy as i said before will be approved based on the % the pressy is giving to the house.and i know all members of the house have already accepted that with me cos most of them have been calling me on 20 out of my 48 mobile lines that we want like 50%-75% and dat the masses can still be happy with 10% from the increase.

porryred: i want to move a motion on the floor of the house.What punishment should be met out to ladies or women who turn down any member of the house after toasting her.i want the house to take a critical look and effort into this very important national disgrace.

xynerise:
I feel your pains Senator Anu. But the fact that his intentions does not affect the house, we should not bring him to book so fast. Pls try and understand me.

porryred: i want to move a motion on the floor of the house.What punishment should be met out to ladies or women who turn down any member of the house after toasting her.i want the house to take a critical look and effort into this very important national disgrace.

Something far from mouth Odour -- How good is ur Pidgin English?

sutoboy: This is Senator Lagbaja from,Kano East and west....Am in charge of Genocide and Bokos.....

before i.....BRB

xynerise:
*in spanish accent* You mean to tell me you came here to kill us? You insolent Bascard! Senator Anu, kill him

Speaker, this man appears already dead to Me, Lets reserve the bullet for Sen Chopandscrew who's motions havent been going in ur favor lately.

El Guapo:

Speaker, this man appears already dead to Me, Lets reserve the bullet for Sen Chopandscrew who's motions havent been going in ur favor lately.

porryred: u r callin a federal senator ,representing d biggest constituency in nigeria my fatherland a learner?speaker if we meet for orientals hotel i swear with my ancestors that we will settle d scores with blows.or mayb senator lagbaja will borrow us hand grenades to throw @ each other on d floor of the house now now now.

xynerise:
*in spanish accent* You mean to tell me you came here to kill us? You insolent Bascard! Senator Anu, kill him

xynerise:
How can I exchange blows with a learner when we have plastic chairs in the house?

Oga Speaker, make i commot this Chairs them for road make u land this man Blow for nyansh?

El Guapo:

Oga Speaker, make i commot this Chairs them for road make u land this man Blow for nyansh?

xynerise: Senators, the TUC and NLC are planning to protest against the recent fuel subsidy. Hmmm, hope lives will not be lost this time? I will just sit in my palace at Aso rock villa and wait until the protest finishes.

In spite of the flaws by the President, i still think the Northerners in reputable bodies like NLC and TUC ve been too quick in reacting to every of the Presido's Verdict.

**Stares at One of the Northern Senator who's name is unattached**

Even most Motions moved in this house are pushed by these tribalistic Mofos!

I dey Quick Vex o!

El Guapo:

In spite of the flaws by the President, i still think the Northerners in reputable bodies like NLC and TUC ve been too quick in reacting to every of the Presido's Verdict.

**Stares at One of the Northern Senator who's name is unattached**

Even most Motions moved in this house are pushed by these tribalistic Mofos!

I dey Quick Vex o!

porryred: if them start any protest,i will be off to bahamas and cayman island as part of my annual leave .i get like 4 kpekus i wan finish dem job..

xynerise:
No vex abeg. You know you almost had high BP the last time you vex.

Lol - Shey na my BP, how e take concern u?

Justyaxx: Za Mr Senate Fresiden filis fadon me po refotin to za senate plo late. Na JTF cos am. Sunana Senata Alhaji Danlami Mudi Qaqa refrizentin za Boko Pediral contituwansi. Wetin bi za issue po today yayan banza shegu.

realsammie:

kai senata Qaqa kwana biyu.

Mr.senate fresident, ur name is senata OSAMA BIN SHEKAU. You i come from borno/ niger constituency.

# scratches throat and pour the the saliva on the floor #.
Walahi my fiffle i dey vex o. fower must come to AREWA in 2015. if not my fiffle i go bomb this country. by the way, where is my ghama must go

sats: and this is suppose to be funny?

Justyaxx: Za Mr Senate Fresiden filis fadon me po refotin to za senate plo late. Na JTF cos am. Sunana Senata Alhaji Danlami Mudi Qaqa refrizentin za Boko Pediral contituwansi. Wetin bi za issue po today yayan banza shegu.

El Guapo: **Taps the Speaker**

Oga Speaker, make we take cover, the guys from the North are here