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If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Maleeq(m): 1:31pm On Apr 04, 2012
Just thinking, 1 million is too small these days, but to think of if, maybe 30 million. If you had that, what would you do with it?
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by dani1luv: 1:36pm On Apr 04, 2012
Buy BB Porsche first grin grin
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Nobody: 1:37pm On Apr 04, 2012
sponsor Boko haram and provide shelter for them in Lagos
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Maleeq(m): 1:38pm On Apr 04, 2012
kayusfit: sponsor Boko haram and provide shelter for them in Lagos
shocked hahahaha!
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by kolaoloye(m): 1:39pm On Apr 04, 2012
Get a landed property along Airport road.

Now provide the money cool
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by mukina2: 1:49pm On Apr 04, 2012
Give all to charity.
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by kolaoloye(m): 2:00pm On Apr 04, 2012
mukina2: Give all to charity.
shocked shocked Joke of the week grin

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Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by barnie(m): 2:08pm On Apr 04, 2012
I will import a lube blending machine and start producing engine oil or a stone quarry.
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by stepo707: 2:32pm On Apr 04, 2012
Pay it as tithe and sow a seed to Bishop Oyedepo
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by demola9: 2:32pm On Apr 04, 2012
I will ensure I marry the most beautiful girl in Nigeria
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Exponental(m): 2:37pm On Apr 04, 2012
Lemme av it first n u will c wat I will do with it.
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by achi4u(m): 2:37pm On Apr 04, 2012
stepo707: Pay it as tithe and sow a seed to Bishop Oyedepo
so that he can topple the number of his private jet...,and you keep walloing in abject poverty
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by kombats: 2:37pm On Apr 04, 2012
Use it invest in terrorism dat wat making money nw dont dull
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by hilli666(m): 2:41pm On Apr 04, 2012
I go Dance oliva twist...egbete for this gbedu you must shaky shaky bom bom! Oh wait I thought you said 30 million dollars! With 30 mil naira I cant dance "Oliva twist" maybe "Mike okri"

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Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Nobody: 2:42pm On Apr 04, 2012
ehm ehm ehm spraying it on my bed and sleeping on top of it isnt a bad idea, wat d u fink?
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Nobody: 2:43pm On Apr 04, 2012
buy truck loads of guns, arms and ammunition and declare biafra
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Nobody: 2:44pm On Apr 04, 2012
Buy property with 60% of d money, set up a bottled water factory with the rest 40%.
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Jabioro: 2:45pm On Apr 04, 2012
Veri simple,l will go in2 downtream sector of petroleum,u must knw what it take 2 supply.if want more dtail u can contact me at jaabioro@yahoo.com 4 my full address.within 90 days it grow by 20%.
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by achi4u(m): 2:45pm On Apr 04, 2012
@poster,i'll build an estate and subside the price so that others will follow suit.


then i go help many beautify chickz realize their dreams

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Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by moderattor: 2:46pm On Apr 04, 2012
build a church
appoint a pastor
and
ask for N5M seeds proceeds monthly with ten percent increment everymonth!
Do the math!

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Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Joeblis(m): 2:46pm On Apr 04, 2012
I go use 20million smoke EBO,i go dash u d rest
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by niddamugu(m): 2:49pm On Apr 04, 2012
I'll create jobs within 7 days and within 24 months the amount would be turned over to double with about 20% profit. Easier said right? wink wink

Try me & see.
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by achi4u(m): 2:50pm On Apr 04, 2012
crusifis: buy truck loads of guns, arms and ammunition and declare biafra
nice invstment
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Skanas(m): 2:51pm On Apr 04, 2012
30million naira!*ojibijibijibi* in pa'Ajasco's voice.,
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by NEROSKY(m): 2:51pm On Apr 04, 2012
10 million will be invested in any business of my choice,1.5m 4 education 4.5 for my family(though some kinda frnd maybe included) then 10million will be 4 land nd properties,(includin some kinda material things like laptop nd phone,)4 million will be 4 orphanage...God help to get this,i must spend it prudently..,.
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by bittyend(m): 2:53pm On Apr 04, 2012
Buy a ganjar farm, and invest in Brazilian hair for all my bytches.. grin grin grin grin grin
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Nobody: 2:53pm On Apr 04, 2012
I go import 5 white chicks from obodo oyibo carry go declare holiday for sheraton
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Machini(m): 2:55pm On Apr 04, 2012
I will buy many many cartons of Bubblegum for RDM, if he wins d UCL for Chelsea.
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by moderattor: 2:56pm On Apr 04, 2012
purchase bomb tutorial vids
over the internet
import arms and amunitions
pay a good artiste to draw
a nicely detailed picture of 72 virgins
and a group of banks
gather a group of young almajiri men and show them the two pics
and the tutorials
money doubled!

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Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by cynthiafred67(f): 2:56pm On Apr 04, 2012
Ummmm Bring the money first and you will see wonders!!
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Maleeq(m): 2:58pm On Apr 04, 2012
mukina2: Give all to charity.
hahahaha....Mukina? half of it would go to buying "pancake" i bet! tongue

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