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Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Abbasufi: 10:22am On Jun 04, 2012
ujchief: patienly waiting for my sigba...*sings*... 'i'm in love with an angel...'

DIS GUY Y NA
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by odicowest(m): 10:22am On Jun 04, 2012
dennisbee:
Frm the DG's speech I perceive there'll be no exception for any state oohh. Tht is, EVERY state must get corpers, just tht it may be reduced in SOME volatile states. Cnt they jst write those Northern states off??! God help your children oohh.
AMEN
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Abbasufi: 10:23am On Jun 04, 2012
DETECTIVE IS OPENIN D DOORS
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Abbasufi: 10:25am On Jun 04, 2012
luvola: any lady for me in the house?lwkmd

JST SHOW D DETECTIV WICH U WANT
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Tstone1(m): 10:25am On Jun 04, 2012
luvola: prof moshood,dr t.stone,A.C.A BJ, ONE AND ONLY M.B.B.M LOCKEE ,SHYGURL,FLAIRGURL,NAIRAROBI,OKOYA ET AL. I SEE U. Who gonna lift the trophy on june 26 wembly nysc final.? If u get post to d north then u lost the cup.lwkmd

I see Ola...I guess there wld be a semi-final before Final i.e posting before call-up letter!
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by odicowest(m): 10:30am On Jun 04, 2012
Jeff01:
really dats my state. It's a nice place to serve
dats gud.pls tel me abt dis ur state incase if they postd me their.duo my target is delta state precisly Asaba
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by kinnad(m): 10:36am On Jun 04, 2012
pamgirl: U travel by road, A tanker will catch fire..by air,
plane crashes..u sit in ur house,the plane will come
and meet u, u go to church boko haram will attack
u,u go by sea,militants will attack,u finally run to ur
village,u r kidnapped..! No safe place in naija.What.
A life? May their souls R.I.P amen Let's Pray For Nigeria
Lol.my dear no safe haven in dis world,even if u decide 2 go live n d forest,wild animals wil hunt u down. N if u decide 2 dig a hole n cover urself with sand,ur dead! Dat reminds me,wia hv u bn? Misd u o! Ur name makes ma mouth water,cnt rmbr wen last i tuk palmwine*winks*
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by kinnad(m): 10:41am On Jun 04, 2012
T.stone:


...And also Kinnad the Hero! I see you bro!
i'm loyal uncle T.¤smiles¤
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by kinnad(m): 10:52am On Jun 04, 2012
moshoodn: [size=28pt]MY PIECE OF ADVICE TO US THE REMAINING SURVIVORS:::::


REPENT OF YOUR WAYS, WHO KNOWS HOW TOMORROW IS GONNA BE FOR US...


....FOR IT APPOINTED FOR MAN TO DIE ONCE, AFTER THAT JUDGEMENT.


TURN YOUR WAYS BACK TO GOD NOW, ONLY HE CAN GIVE ETERNAL LIFE.[/size]
i hearby giv ma lyf,i'm born again.Any pastor here 2 pray 4me?,n plz no gal on dis thread shld talk 2me again o!,dnt wana sin
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by kinnad(m): 10:55am On Jun 04, 2012
Loskee: hey... anyone still hungry? there's still enough to go round....
ENJOY!!!
only one meat,i no dey eat jare
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by sigba(f): 11:00am On Jun 04, 2012
ujchief: patienly waiting for my sigba...*sings*... 'i'm in love with an angel...'
grin Morning shugah, i think say u don sack me as Abbasufi take sack me.
.
Goodmorning house, how was ya night? Cold and catarh no one gree me rest. It's well. Have a lovely day.
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by odicowest(m): 11:01am On Jun 04, 2012
kinnad: dnt worry ur family stands a chance of 5mil.naira frm d fed govt,and 3mil.naira frm state govt if anytn hapns grin
so 8mil.naira to close the persons chapter or generation while their own children wil remain abi na God wil purnish all of them
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by odicowest(m): 11:09am On Jun 04, 2012
kinnad: i hearby giv ma lyf,i'm born again.Any pastor here 2 pray 4me?,n plz no gal on dis thread shld talk 2me again o!,dnt wana sin
u got to confess all ur sins opening on this tread b4 we knw wat it wil cost u 4 cleansing if nt nysc borno state await ur arrival and u knw wat it takes nw to serve their nw.so act fast b4 it is late.
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by sammygold(m): 11:13am On Jun 04, 2012
kinnad: dnt worry ur family stands a chance of 5mil.naira frm d fed govt,and 3mil.naira frm state govt if anytn hapns grin
. Guy i worth much more dan dat, mayb u culd take d deal...
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Loskee(f): 11:14am On Jun 04, 2012
nell07:

oh yea..
I just hope these so-called training programme includes explosion survival tactics & dat they'll issue out AK47's to d northern serving corpers.. Or better yet get everyone injected with cryptonite or smthing dat'll turn us all into superman/wonder woman as d case may be... Nonsense.
Make dat D.G teach him own daughter martial arts send am go MAIDUGRI. Abi dem no know say even jet-li sef dey fear local-made bomb?

the DG just lost even the tiny itsy-bitsy admiration i might have ultra-remotely had for him in a really bad dream. these people will be the first to break the rules and send their children and relatives to the plush parts of 9ja. i mean, a great many of them may even have their children do some 'ghosting' during NYSC, dem go dey yankee dey laff the rest of those who no get d kind buttons to press!!!
This is me, dispensing a trailer-load of mstcheeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww!!! at NYSC DG angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Chokolee(m): 11:24am On Jun 04, 2012
luvola: good morning to u all. I dream that i got posted to kogi state. Tension is realy high..#grin*
Relieve ur self of tension, am a kogite, u would enjoy Kogi,safest northern state 2 serve..u need not worry if u re posted here.
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by bukkylois(f): 11:28am On Jun 04, 2012
kinnad: 2months non-stop? Dats serious,tut i'm d highest wen it coms 2 tdb
Hahaha just exaggerating a bit sha, but uj was tough
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by moshoodn(m): 11:29am On Jun 04, 2012
Loskee:

look pesin wey talk say e no
go post till 7am this morning! cheesy

LOSKEE, WHEN YOU TOOK THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH, YOU KNEW ITS GRAVITY. . .

WHEN YOU TELL YOUR PATIENT GOOD NIGHT. . . AND SHE CALLS IN THE WEE OF THE NIGHT, EVEN WHEN YOU WERE MAKING OUT WITH YOUR HUBBY, WHAT DO YOUY DO ??

YOU SIMPLY OBEY THE CLARION CALL. . .
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by kinnad(m): 11:29am On Jun 04, 2012
Shygal: *clearin my throat* hmmmmmn
sorry dear,plz take some vicks blue,gona help ur throat a lot..hehe!
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by moshoodn(m): 11:32am On Jun 04, 2012
kinnad: i hearby giv ma lyf,i'm born again.Any pastor here 2 pray 4me?,n plz no gal on dis thread shld talk 2me again o!,dnt wana sin

YOU JUST MADE A LIFETIME DECISION. . .

MAY THE LORD FORGIVE YOU OF YOUR SINS AND WASH YOU SPIC AND SPAN IN HIS BLOOD. . .

SHOUT 7 HALLELUYAHS.
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by nell07(m): 11:34am On Jun 04, 2012
sigba:
grin Morning shugah, i think say u don sack me as Abbasufi take sack me.
.
Goodmorning house, how was ya night? Cold and catarh no one gree me rest. It's well. Have a lovely day.

awww.. Sorry sis.
Cattarh is always a nightmare fer me.
Maybe u should try a ginger(grate, soak n a cup of hot water n sieve to collect d hot ginger water), lime juice, and honey mixture.
Helps a lot.
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by nell07(m): 11:35am On Jun 04, 2012
Loskee:

the DG just lost even the tiny itsy-bitsy admiration i might have ultra-remotely had for him in a really bad dream. these people will be the first to break the rules and send their children and relatives to the plush parts of 9ja. i mean, a great many of them may even have their children do some 'ghosting' during NYSC, dem go dey yankee dey laff the rest of those who no get d kind buttons to press!!!
This is me, dispensing a trailer-load of mstcheeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww!!! at NYSC DG angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry


lmao!
I feel u sis
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by moshoodn(m): 11:36am On Jun 04, 2012
Abbasufi: DETECTIVE IS OPENIN D DOORS

PLEASE SHERIFF, TRY AND CHANGE THE SECURITY CODES EVERY NIGHT. . .

WE HAD A SECURITY BREACH LAST NIGHT, CHECK OUT THE SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS. . .

CHECK CAMERA 8 FIRST.
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by moshoodn(m): 11:39am On Jun 04, 2012
luvola: good morning to u all. I dream that i got posted to kogi state. Tension is realy high..#grin*

KOGI:::: THE ACRONYM. . .

Kingdom Of Great Intellects.
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by kinnad(m): 11:41am On Jun 04, 2012
odicowest: so 8mil.naira to close the persons chapter or generation while their own children wil remain abi na God wil purnish all of them
haha! Dats 9ja 4u...senseless pigs on d throne
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by moshoodn(m): 11:42am On Jun 04, 2012
luvola: prof moshood,dr t.stone,A.C.A BJ, ONE AND ONLY M.B.B.M LOCKEE ,SHYGURL,FLAIRGURL,NAIRAROBI,OKOYA ET AL. I SEE U. Who gonna lift the trophy on june 26 wembly nysc final.? If u get post to d north then u lost the cup.lwkmd

IF NA DAT ONE, ME DON ALREADY DEY FINAL. . .

JOINING MY TEAM WITH ALL CERTAINTY IS T.STONE AND FLAIRLADY. . .

YOU CAN CALL US TEAM LASGIDI !!!
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by moshoodn(m): 11:46am On Jun 04, 2012
Jeff01:
really dats my state. It's a nice place to serve

YEA, THE STATE WITH SO MANY OMEIZAs, ATEIZAs and AHUOIZAs. . . .

WELCOME TO KOGI:::: KINGDOM OF GREAT INTELLECTS.
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by nell07(m): 11:46am On Jun 04, 2012
hmmmm... All of dis guys dem wey don dey book our Batch B babes one by one..
Hehe me jux dey lwuk una dey laff small small.
Una don forget sai all ov dis gals dem get life offline abi?.. And most chics dis days get AT LEAST 2 serious R/ship (not countin d mugus n minor magas o)
some of dem even get military fiancee/ bf o.
Make dem dey use una head for here..lol.
Na when u near dem offline, na im I go know sai una serious..
Meanwhile.. Oll i need now na beta posting o.
So make ona dey follow me knack beta prayers
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by kinnad(m): 11:48am On Jun 04, 2012
moshoodn:

YOU JUST MADE A LIFETIME DECISION. . .

MAY THE LORD FORGIVE YOU OF YOUR SINS AND WASH YOU SPIC AND SPAN IN HIS BLOOD. . .

SHOUT 7 HALLELUYAHS.
halleluyah!
Halleluyah!
Hallelu...
Halle...
Amen! God bless u pastor
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by moshoodn(m): 11:51am On Jun 04, 2012
[size=18pt] FOR MY FELLOW GUYS AND LADIES TO BE POSTED TO THE NORTH, THERE IS AN OPTION OF REDEPLOYMENT WITH NO HASSLE. . ..SO DO NOT WORRY.


ANOTHER OPTION TO CONSIDER IS THIS:::::

AS A BIOCHEMIST, I'VE DEVELOPED A DEADLY STRAIN OF ANTHRAX. . .
I ALSO HAVE IN STOCK, THE HIGHLY DREADED EBOLA VIRUS.

ALL REFRIDGERATED AT SUBZERO TEMPERATURES, READY TO BE DISTRIBUTED TO YOU GUYS FOR USE UP NORTH. . .

ALL THE BEST. [/size]
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by moshoodn(m): 11:54am On Jun 04, 2012
kinnad:
halleluyah!
Halleluyah!
Hallelu...
Halle...
Amen! God bless u pastor

YOU'RE MOST WELCOME. . .

BUT I THOUGHT I SAID 7 HALLELUYAHS. . . BUT YOU GAVE ME 3.35 HALLELUYAHS.

OBEDIENCE IS BETTER THAN SACRIFICE.
Re: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by Abbasufi: 11:55am On Jun 04, 2012
sigba:
grin Morning shugah, i think say u don sack me as Abbasufi take sack me.
.
Goodmorning house, how was ya night? Cold and catarh no one gree me rest. It's well. Have a lovely day.

ME SACK U shocked

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