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White Cougars Are Seriously Invading Nigeria!!! by Zulele: 6:34pm On Apr 12, 2012
WHITE COUGARS ARE SERIOUSLY INVADING
NIGERIA!!!
In the last 3 months,we've read or heard weird stories
about 4 different Nigerian young men in their 20s that
got married to white women in their 60s and 70s.Those
ones are the ones we heard about because such bizarre
weddings have taken place without the media being
abuzz with the News.
The truth about the whole ceaseless white cougars'
invasion is that these bunch of sexually insatiable white
Grandmothers(OR WHAT DO I CALL IT?) have found
out that most young Nigerian guys feel very vulnerable
in Nigeria.A Country that has more or less nothing to
offer young people.The vulnerability in question is a
result of fear of being seen as a failure when he feels the
Nigerian system will not offer anything good.He sure
has to resort to finding ways out or a way out of Nigeria
entirely! He also knows that visa issuance is not easy for
some people like him to receive;so if marriage with the
available white cougar would be a solution,the
HELPLESS boy would readily grab her with both
hands!
Another factor is this...... The old widows or divorcees
that are searching for love or intimacy gadgets have seen that
Nigeria is a fertile ground to cultivate their weirdness
so they exploit the naive or desperate Nigerian
boys.These boys feel they are smart but the truth is that
the 'USE GAME' is mutual! The white cougars use the
Nigerian 'stallions' to quench their sexual inferno while
the Nigerian 'stallions' use them to escape the 'hard-
knock' life in Nigeria and hope that one day&quite
soon,she would die&leave her money for him,then he'll
re-marry the real woman of his dreams after he has
gotten the much desired U.S Green Card.
As funny&weird as these cougar marriage stories keep
emerging, It is quite sad for the single ladies because
most Nigerian single ladies are seriously searching for
husbands while those very ugly&wrinkled cougars from
Europe&America are snatching our Nigerian vibrant
stallions away with the attraction of the Western
greener pastures! I will NEITHER 'talk down' to those
boys that marry their Grandmothers' mates from
Europe&America, NOR encourage this because many
young Nigerian men are living hopelessly&helplessly!
They are just existing for the sake of it
because the situation in Nigeria is just pathetic! Some
might argue that most of them are lazy&that's why they
want a quick way out but that's a wrong assertion!
Most Nigerian lads work real hard everyday but end up
having STONES for dinner because the system is so bad
that in many situations,A young man gets nothing after
all his efforts&sufferings! With situations like this when
his back is against the wall,what does he do when an
opportunity to escape the jungle Nigeria comes his way
on a silver platter?
The blame for this decadence is our system... The
Government... The society and family pressure... If
not,with all the gorgeous single women scattered all
over Nigeria,those white cougars won't be beating them
to the game of gradually taking away the young men in
Nigeria!
On a lighter note,THIS IS A WEIRD SITUATION
SO,I'D GIVE A WEIRD ADVICE AS ONE OF THE
SOLUTIONS TO IT:
Nigerian Single Ladies Should Collectively Set Up A
Team Of Fierce And Mean Ladies That Would Be
Assigned As Their WATCHDOGS At The Ikoyi Registry
In Lagos So That Any Other Time Another 60+yr old
White Cougar Makes An Attempt To Take Away A
Nigerian 20+yr old boy,She Would Be Given The
Beating Of Her Life By Nigerian SINGLE
LADIES...LoL!!! when she gets home,she'll warn her
fellow old sisters not to try Nigeria again because
Nigerian women are now out to stop their future
husbands from being taken away.If not more boys
would follow that lead&run away! LoL!
Re: White Cougars Are Seriously Invading Nigeria!!! by ifyalways(f): 7:34pm On Apr 12, 2012
Oh well! It sounds nice on paper but who's gonna bell the cat?

. . . And I hope the single ladies are ready to endure and marry the broke arse "stallions"?btw,would it be ok if we use same measure for the teen girls hanging on the arms of white(Indians, Lebanese, chinko included, lol)old wrinkled men for same purpose; money and green card?

Live and let live.the end justifies the means, no?lolz

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Re: White Cougars Are Seriously Invading Nigeria!!! by EfemenaXY: 7:40pm On Apr 12, 2012
Jeez @Poster!! grin grin grin

This thread has really made my day cheesy

But seriously, it takes 2 to tango. Don't make the guys sound naive and innocent. They know exactly what they're getting into.
Re: White Cougars Are Seriously Invading Nigeria!!! by Nobody: 8:34pm On Apr 12, 2012
@Op
get your facts right: a cougar is a older lady who seek sexual gratification from younger guys, NOT MARRYING THEM.
Re: White Cougars Are Seriously Invading Nigeria!!! by semid4lyfe(m): 5:53am On Apr 13, 2012
ifyalways: Oh well! It sounds nice on paper but who's gonna bell the cat?

. . . And I hope the single ladies are ready to endure and marry the broke arse "stallions"?btw,would it be ok if we use same measure for the teen girls hanging on the arms of white(Indians, Lebanese, chinko included, lol)old wrinkled men for same purpose; money and green card?

Live and let live.the end justifies the means, no?lolz

Hmmm. . .you're sounding so militant these days sad
Re: White Cougars Are Seriously Invading Nigeria!!! by ifyalways(f): 7:49am On Apr 13, 2012
Semidy, go chop fried sand. Lolz
Where have you been?me militant?hehe
Salams!
Re: White Cougars Are Seriously Invading Nigeria!!! by taryour(f): 9:43am On Apr 13, 2012
ifyalways: Semidy, go chop fried sand. Lolz
Where have you been?me militant?hehe
Salams!

lol
Re: White Cougars Are Seriously Invading Nigeria!!! by Mustay(m): 9:52pm On Apr 13, 2012
Wonder why you seem to be bothered about this 'development'. A relationship is based on mutual benefits and whatever personal opinion I/you may have for/against such relationships, it seems to be beneficial to both parties. Shikena

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