ASome girl had to ask how to indeed marry a rich CEO, wanting
to know where they hang out and how to get with them well
guess what?? she got her answer and it was not pretty!
A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich
husbandA young and pretty lady posted this on a popular
forum:Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? I’m going to
be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m
very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy
with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is
considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement
is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income
of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like
you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual
income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on
the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income
is not enough. I’m here humbly to ask a few questions: 1)
Where do most rich bachelors hang out?
(Please list down the names and addresses of bars,
restaurant, gym) 2)
Which age group should I target? 3) Why most wives of the
riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who
don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to
marry rich guys
. 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can
only be your girlfriend?
(my target now is to get married) Ms. Pretty A philosophical
reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan: Dear Ms. Pretty, I have read
your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls
out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow
me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your
requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting
time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a
bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let
me explain. Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is
an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides
beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will
fade, but my money will not be gone without any good
reason.
The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but
you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the
viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you
are a depreciation asset.
It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential
depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be
much worse 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall
Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a
“trading position”. If the trade value dropped we will sell it
and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes
with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say
this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with
great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we
would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice
that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And
by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person
with $500k annual income.This has better chance than
finding a rich fool. Hope this reply helps. signed, J.P. Morgan
CEO