10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE ☼





Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so again, are thunder and lightning.



Commandment 2.
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.



Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand --
and divorce is at least 100 grand!



Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and
the neighbors listen.



Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car
for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.




Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman
become as one; the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.



Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake
all night thinking about something you
said. After marriage, he will fall asleep
before you finish.



Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
understanding, economical, and a good
cook. But the law allows only one wife.



Commandment 9.
Every woman wants a man who is handsome,
understanding, economical and a considerate
lover, but again, the law allows only
one husband.



Commandment 10.
Man is incomplete until he marries.
After that, he is finished.



Bonus Commandment story.
A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too.

But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"

cool

@POSTER
U FIT FOLLOW AM?

sure say we go marry so

For where?

for where u ask

wats dat sppose to mean anyway

clemcykul:

for where u ask

wats that sppose to mean anyway

clemcykul is my best friend

lawdie i dont know what to do wid u

ure just so oppsite of urself for ull always be my dear tope teadr

You just sold urself out. No 1 but teadr will compose a msg as imature as "clemcykul is my best friend"

buhahahahha lo if its not tope it can neva be him or her

hey dalyn how are u doing, where are goodies u promised me

clemcykul:

lawdie i don't know what to do wid u

ure just so oppsite of yourself for ull always be my dear tope teadr

Migines:

You just sold yourself out. No 1 but teadr will compose a msg as imature as "clemcykul is my best friend"

clemcykul:

buhahahahha lo if its not tope it can never be him or her

hey dalyn how are u doing, where are goodies u promised me

Bunch of ignoramus !! *laughs at their ignorance*

dog!

pussy!

Jackass!!!

jackbutt

sour arse

sweetarse

lol

2oclock eyes

What happened here, you guys should gist me 'bout what's giong on here.

migines how does it seem using ur phone to browse.
Gist me on the kind of advantages and disadvantages you get from it.
ooopppppsssssssssssssssssssss i gotta move this to the phones section. this is very stupid of me.