Chelski aka Padaanu FC. grin cheesy

Bimffo:


Who dey yab am? He had a bad game. I am calling a spade a spade on the issue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yz8TqPf_m4&app=desktop

A40:

Lol na Hidden Hazard you dey yab like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ond-0mKZcdc

donjazet:
The major problem today was the fact that Chelsea played attacking football... Jose PLEASE bring back the bus.. Its as simple as that!! We are proud of parking the bus!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pejk38ZtQA

airmark:


Please don't let me fight you. The goal that hazard missed, costa on a good day was supposed to have fired the shot with his left leg earlier. Today he lost possession and largely not effective such that I was thinking ivanovic would fare better upfront. I could nt remember if he had a shot at goal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSjzTCqJAcA

Pataki:
I am about to CECH out of this useless thread. It was nice to feel the KOMPANY of shekpe fans watching as the roller COSTA celebration lasted endlessly on their thread. Special shout out to Coach MOANINGHOE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73AxETRf8RQ

While the deejay blasts, please remember to clean up your thread.
And thanks for being good hosts.
We hope to be back soon.

airmark:


Your party no sweet. Good bye, remember to pay for the beers you bought on credit from mama basira. The woman get juju oo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqmgGoS848Q

patrickmuf:
If Yokohama tyres ain't cutting it at this level, can't we opt for Dangote trucks?
Chelsea represents mediocrity through and through...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdsTUfDTEhQ

Lordemperoris100:
chelsea for ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgJXbIP83A8

Roland17:


PREACHHH BROTHER! PREACH!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikcfn5z3_GY

Debroslink:


Swansea kini?

Hazard>>> 0 goals, 0 assists after 180 minutes.

Mikel>>> 0 goals, 0 assists after 0 minute


Who is better so far this season?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb1IZYS0gjI

Bimffo:



Seriously, I dont wanna go into any argument with you.

But do you know how many trophies Messi has? Do you know how many Career goals? Do you know how many assist? At 24, Messi was already a god. If Messi decides to hang his boot this very moment, he will be considered a legend for life.

All those people comparing him to what Messi is doing at Barcelona are just putting pressure on Him. Tommorow, Messi can score 5 goals single handedly, if he is in a good form. He has done it b4 and he will still do it!

Anytime Hazard don't play well, You compare him with other players, and its getting really stale.

Yes, all other players played rubbish, but when Hazard got our best chance to make it 1-1, How did he do.?

Ronaldo plays with almost 10 log of woods at Portugal, and he still performs and performs well.

Stop putting blame on other players for his incompetency in a match!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfjtpp90lu8

coded01:



Wicked...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOqPyh8xM8s

Chelseafan1:

The one he buried last season, no be draw we later play, u guys need to cut him some slack jare, the whole team needs delieverance, Hazard can't always be our saviour.

Ivanovic misbehaved twice, una no yab am, Costa no get any shot on target, una no yab am, na Hazard name all of una dey shout like say No be every time Man city dey always teach us ball.
The whole team is always useless against Man city from beginning to the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozHnA4bi-rE

Danhumprey:
Where DJ at? Abeg,samma this my guy 'story for the gods' make he use calm down!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozHnA4bi-rE

Danhumprey:
Just imagining the look on prophet 190theclown's face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJeOkqC-x-0

Bimffo:


Anytime Hazard don't play well, You compare him with other players, and its getting really stale.

Yes, all other players played rubbish, but when Hazard got our best chance to make it 1-1, How
did he do.?

Are you not aware of the CENTRIFUGAL law of nature?

Ikedia had to first stabilize his ikebe before he could the shoot the ball. By the time he got his ikebe stabilized like yaumaha stabilizer, ManCity had recovered on time.

sinizia:



The way you tore Chelshit fans a new one, makes me scared of how you'll rip us apart when we lose. You are already a thorn in our flesh with your trolling though we haven't lost, how much more when we lose. You and HELLfeminine will deal with us.

I have a soft spot for manure. It is the shekpe fans and their gutter mouth coach I cannot stand most times.

A gutter mouth coach who is either exchanging words with the wife of a fellow coach, busy mouthing off his own staff publicly, or he is busy insulting and disrespecting other coaches every time Chelsea has a match. He is a monumental disgrace to Chelsea and nothing can be more sweeter than slapping Coach Maureen with his team losing the plot and him making deluded talks about his team constantly being the better side.

Long may this continue!

coded01:

Sure DJ, how far nah

Alan Shearer slams Cesc Fabregas for poor display against Manchester City

He told BBC Sport : "Fabregas did not look like he knew whether he was meant to be an attacking midfielder or a defensive one. He ended up being neither. "Because he was caught in two minds, he was not in position to help Matic when City came forward. Too many times they went at Chelsea straight down the middle through David Silva or Sergio Aguero and it was too easy for them.

"On top of not offering his defenders any protection, Fabregas did not do anything of note going forward either. "He was not playing any dangerous balls up to Diego Costa and Chelsea's other forwards, and was not particularly effective when he got up the pitch to join them."

No drama at all. We will get things right and if you dont agree, thats your f.cxking cup of akamu.

Manchester City 3-0 Chelsea: Here are FIVE reasons why Chelsea lost the game.

You all watched the game, you all have read the match reports so let's not waste any time here and let's get into the reasons why we lost the game and why it's worrying times for Chelsea. Think back to our previous visits to Manchester City, think back to how we set up, how we played and how our approach to those games frustrated City and Manuel Pellegrini. Chelsea got this wrong yesterday and it has cost us.

Here are the FIVE reasons Chelsea lost the game yesterday:
1. Ramires starting position.
When Jose Mourinho took his Chelsea side to Manchester City two seasons ago, he played Ramires wide right because he had Nemanja Matic and David Luiz playing in the holding roles in midfield. In that first half, Ramires was out of position and it exposed our defence.

In games such as these, Ramires' work rate would be key if you decide to start with him in the side. We are used to seeing him put himself about and get up and down the pitch so to start him wide right was 100% the wrong option. If anything, he shouldn't have started the game at all.

2. Zouma/Mikel should have started.
I had expected Chelsea to play with SIX defensive minded players focused on keeping things tight at the back, to negate the space in front of our back four and to force City into play the ball wide. That's been the approach in previous seasons but for some reason it was not the case yesterday.

For me, Kurt Zouma or John Obi Mikel should have started playing next to Nemanja Matic to give us a foothold and stability in those deeper midfield positions. Just look at how many times City opened us up and created chances. It was as early as the first couple of minutes that City playing in Sergio Aguero only for Begovic to deny him with his feet. It was a warning sign of things to come and for forty-five minutes, Chelsea never learned from it and it eventually cost us.
3. Fabregas - push him forward behind the striker in the big games.
Watching the game back last night, listening to Gary Neville's co-commentary of the game, he called it right time and time again. He couldn't believe what he was seeing, a Chelsea side so open and vulnerable through midfield that he stated that Cesc Fabregas was being exposed and he was spot on!

In these massive games, we MUST push Cesc Fabregas further forward away from the holding midfield role and play someone else in there because it's not naturally his game. He lacks real pace, he isn't the strongest in that role and gets beaten easily compared to others and gives away needless free kicks!

I honestly cannot see why he started where he did yesterday, As stated above, based on previous seasons, it was an ideal opportunity for Jose Mourinho to push Cesc into the number ten role with Hazard and Willian either side of him supporting Diego Costa up front. Those four should have been given the responsibility to create and craft chances against City's back four to expose their weaknesses.

The gap between our attacking three and Costa was huge and the forward was left exposed at times dropping deep to collect the ball or lay it off. Fabregas should never play as a holding midfielder in games against our main title rivals.

4. Chelsea's match fitness.
Jose Mourinho revealed that a decision was taken to allow the players extra time off, to then gain match fitness through August after Chelsea's players suffered with fatigue towards the end of last season and it's costing us dearly right now. Chelsea look a yard short all over the pitch and it's clear to see.

This whole player fitness thing is bollocks really. From playing and training throughout the whole of last season, to have a month off leaves me wondering how much of an affect does it really have? OK, they relax for a couple of weeks and take things easy. They go off on their holidays as we have seen through Social Media and they enjoy their lives away from Football but how much do their bodies and their fitness suffer?

This whole thing about players being tired is an absolute joke in my opinion anyway. They play up to twice a week and train for two hours a day! I would bite your hand off to have a job like that and to be paid the amounts they are!

This whole issue about fitness will run and run and it will be interesting to see how we perform next Sunday at West Brom as Chelsea have had a mini pre-season last week and will again this week as they look to get the players back to their best.
5. Everything seems flat, there is no spark.
Anyone who has watched Chelsea since their return to pre-season training and our performances in games will see that everything seems flat, like there is no spark about us and no swagger.

Think back to a year ago, we had just signed Costa and Fabregas and there was a real sense of optimism and excitement about the club and about the team. Is the lack of signings costing Chelsea right now? Maybe it's the whole fitness situation as mentioned previously but for me right now, Chelsea only play the football we know we can in bursts throughout the game and it's not constant.

In this League, you need a team to be up and at it from the kick off, to be on point and to take the game to the opposition. We need to press high and play our football which is by moving the ball forward quickly to force the opposition backwards.

Everything looks flat to me and almost as if the spark we had last season simply isn't there. We seem at times to just be going through the motions until something happens in the game to wake us up. Yes City were the better side by a mile in the first half and Chelsea came back into the game in the second half but it's simply NOT enough!

Players that had a major influence on our games last season seem to be off the pace and it's hurting us badly. Diego Costa, Eden Hazard and Cesc Fabregas have not been able to influence games as they did this time last year and look below par.

It is really worrying times for Chelsea and I don't care if it's only the second game of the season! From what I have seen, we look a shadow of ourselves for whatever reason and it's about time someone shakes people out of their slumber sooner rather than later and that includes the manager.

[size=30pt] hang over still dey disturb me ooo after the party yesterday till day break for here. DJ Debroslink....DJ Ruudie and all rest dj's una thank you oooo.....abeg we fit organize another party for this shekpe thread again?

Hang over still dey.....climbs bed to sleep [/size]

As far as that guy that can't trap a ball to save his life is playing and ivanovic, give Cuadrado more time to flop.

coogar:


terry isn't the problem.
he was conveniently the best defender in the entire league only 4 months ago. jose is the problem!
move fabregas behind costa, sign a player like pogba, vidal, schnerderlin, coquelin, fernandinho, etc and play him next to matic. sell oscar immediately and the team would bounce back. letting felipe luis go is another dumb move, he should be in the LB position. azpili should be on the right.

Bless you
I remember telling this forum a few weeks ago
If Chelsea smells carling cup this season you guys should be happy I'm glad you all are starting to see how it's turning out. I'm just a fan with no coaching license and I could see a few problems with this team from about 7matches to the end of last season and the Phool called Jose didn't
We have City to play rather he spent the entire week chasing a female doctor


Useless man

Pataki:

Are you not aware of the CENTRIFUGAL law of nature?

Ikedia had to first stabilize his ikebe before he could the shoot the ball. By the time he got his ikebe stabilized like yaumaha stabilizer, ManCity had recovered on time.

Lol!

Just like that horrible night at White hart lane,we will recover.....Super sure.......
We have what no other team has,Mourinho.....
Though we might need more

Since Hazard dropped we havnt won a single game,coincidence? I think not

elampiro:


I think it was the last time I came here I read this. Prophetic words? Well too early to say.

Although I don't agree with the author on Oscar.

Lol that came from me I was right all along

190:


Bless you
I remember telling this forum a few weeks ago
If Chelsea smells carling cup this season you guys should be happy I'm glad you all are starting to see how it's turning out. I'm just a fan with no coaching license and I could see a few problems with this team from about 7matches to the end of last season and the Phool called Jose didn't
We have City to play rather he spent the entire week chasing a female doctor


Useless man

Very useless man I tell you, even Mikel could have defended better than Fabregas beside Matic.

As long as we play Fab beside Matic against any strong midfield, Barca, PSG, Man city, Atletico, Juventus, we go everly dey chop am ni.

Chelseafan1:

Very useless man I tell you, even Mikel could have defended better than Fabregas beside Matic.

As long as we play Fab beside Matic against any strong midfield, Barca, PSG, Man city, Atletico, Juventus, we go everly dey chop am ni.

Hope mourinho is not the 'useless' man