diggz: . Abeg which kain mumuric post and poster b dis sef? Lukaku is not unda pressure to perform is now ur excuse for Ur underperforming FT abi? U even chose to call lukaku a donkey for outscoring FT. Must u type frm Ur yanshhole? Shame on U and Ur donkey brain. Anuofia like U.

. Better not digg your grave too early ..be warned buddy

Where is Nateevs?? And what is really going on to our lovely club , bad management? Or are those boards blind not to see what's going on?? Are things fallen apart for Chelsea fc? I'm still disappointed really at our previous match, that isn't chelsea w'all know, 6 loss 7 draw 14 won too bad , is it the transition they got wrong? Or. . . Na wa oo , I don tire

Even iif JM should come back I don't he can work with those boards..

coogar:

the same di matteo lost to newcastle at stamford bridge last season. where's this myth coming from that di matteo is the dog's bollocks? didn't he lose to west brom before he was sacked as well?

Coaches lose games all the time, home and away. Nothing new.
Coaches endure winless streaks. Nothing new as well.
It's the way you lose that bothers. How about home losses to bottom sides?
Next.

coogar:

he had that opportunity last season - chelsea could only finish 6th. then came this season and he was given the funds to buy oscar, hazard, etc. he impressed at the start of the season but then the performance level declined under his watch and he crashed chelsea out of the champions league(roman's most prized football competition).

Selective arguing.
A Champions League win and FA Cup triumph in the space of 4 months doesn;t count as sterring the ship right?
Laughable.
Remember Chelsea were effectively out of the League race when he was appointed.
Your Special One Incarnate AVB managed to ruin Chelsa in less than six months and keep them at the brink of Champions league elimination after the shambles in Napoli.
Are you forgetting so easily?

coogar:

benitez will never be loved by chelsea fans. they booed him from the very first day because of the things he said about chelsea in the past. so forget winning over the fans. what's benitez meant to do? visit every fan privately to beg for their love? did benitez hire himself? if the chelsea faithful don't like him, why not stage a protest against their owner?

What exactly is your point?How do you intend to succeed when you have so many people praying for you to fail,players inclusive,given that you practically gave them a reason to loathe you?
The fans have been protesting, apparently the deranged owner and the arrogant coach are to blind to see it or pretend not to notice.

coogar:
the players chelsea bought in the last 18 months were brought in to fix into 4-2-3-1. benitez didn't start playing 4-2-3-1, it started under di matteo. villas-boas alternated the formation with 4-3-3 and it rarely worked when he kept playing mata as a winger. it's true that di matteo won the champions league n fa cup last season - it's also true he lost scandalously to athletico in the super cup and crashed chelsea out of the group stage of the champions league.

Funny.
Benitez didn't start playing 4-2-3-1, yet he as a coach who replaced the custodian of the system can't do anything to rectify the situation.Interesting.
So why then is he the coach?To warm his fat a$$ and collect a paycheck equal to his obese girth?
Try as hard as you want,you CANNOT dismiss RDM's achievements in a short span. Lucky or not, the records speak for themselves.

It's also true that Chelsea lost to Corinthians in Japan and Swansea at home in the Capital One Cup.

coogar:

this is hilarious......
if another manager had taken over man city when united and city were neck and neck, we would be writing the same thing that the new manager is clueless and mancini would never have allowed united to be 12 points ahead. the league have been poor this season and it's not only in england, spain and germany are experiencing the same as well. would you ever believe jose mourinho's team can sit 16 odd points below a rival team in any league? benitez is not the reason chelsea are where they are - it's just what it is in the major leagues in europe.

Kindly keep the discussion within the limits of argument, which is whether or not Rafael Benitez has improved Chelsea's results.
Mancini was never sacked in November so we'll never know.
Jose Mourinho is playing God in Madrid and rightfully deserves what he is getting.
You just expect us to believe that it's just like that in European leagues?As simple as that?

The fact is Benitez has not improved Chelsea and therefore as a replacement for RDM is as undeserving as manger of CFC as anything can be.
You're canvassing for Benitez to be given a full season. But RDM as a winner of two major competitions wasn;t and you feel Benitez should be given same in spite of his embarrasing results.
FACT:RDM has a better record than Benitez. Let's debate that instead of throwing up scenarios that aren't connected to this situation.

dyabman: Where is Nateevs??

don't know, don't care.

coogar: except that he managed to win the final with a margin of the skin of his teeth. he would have been sacked had chelsea lost the final too and his success or failure still depended on schweinsteiger's penalty kick - nothing to do with di matteo's tactical acumen!

We were playing as a Visiting team in Munich Man, a ground where the Germans hardly lose even on an indifferent run of form.
Ferguson hoped on JT and Anelka's Spotkick Misses for the 2008 triumph, Rafa on Sheva's in Instanbul - Aint they by ur Standards 'good managers'? What difference does it make with Munich's glory?

coogar: that's an excitement people don't want to lose. the joy of winning the biggest prize in europe is savoured every season. roman has tasted it once and he's hungrier for it than before. he didn't have to sack di matteo if he's not mad hungry for it. he sacked him based on the result in turin!

what has winning the league got to do with roman? he didn't buy chelsea because of the league title. he bought chelsea to experience the glory of the champions league nights.ancelotti won the league, what happened in the end? mourinho won 2 league titles, what happened in the end? you know nothing about your owner - it's fair to say that.

Well, The first Sentence in Bold is a total Fable, RDM was ideally sacked cos the Board never intended to have him as the Man for the Job from the Onset, they waited for him to falter to give him the Axe - Why would u think he was offered merely a 2yr contract after the UCL triumph? Second Sentence in bold is yet another Crap, Roman bought Chelsea cos he fell for the love of the game, he wanted to Own a club and watch them Jxt like anyother Owner would do - The Glory was jxt a Secondary Option.
Carpie i know more about Roman than U do

coogar: i fail to see the relevance of this statement in this discourse. i think you need help asap before it's too late. how did football matter delve into satan and the throne in heaven?

Case Studies are Consequential and acceptable in every Valid Logical debate

coogar: what a joke!!!
so chelsea put the cart before the horse then - signed players adept to tiki-taka and failed to get the manager to implement the system. what even makes you think tiki taka would work in the premier league?

U need to ask Roman that. A team that plays in the mould of Pep's Philosophy were assembled to entice the Spanish into making a move and satisfy Roman's Urge for tiki-taka!

Moreova, Oscar and hazard are talents one would love to have in a team.

coogar: what has that gotta do with benitez? were chelsea on top of the table when he took over? world club cup and carling cup are domestic cups, anything can happen in those. the league cup final last night was between swansea and bradford - what happened to the big four teams in england? were they banned from participating in the final? rafa should be judged after a full season.

Well, Dayokanu asked u a question, till u answer that!

StarBoard:
Coaches lose games all the time, home and away. Nothing new. Coaches endure winless streaks. Nothing new as well. It's the way you lose that bothers. How about home losses to bottom sides?
Next.

if managers lose games all the time then why are the daggers out to skewer benitez's flesh? you are strengthening my point - benitez played his best tactic available against man city.....chelsea won a penalty, lampard missed it and yet benitez should be blamed for lampard missing a penalty? is lampard so sacred that he cannot be criticised for letting chelsea lose a vital game? this is exactly what i said about lampard weeks ago when people say he's great cos he's scored 15 million goals in his career.....sheer number of goals mean shyte if those goals don't come when the team needs them the most.

Selective arguing.
A Champions League win and FA Cup triumph in the space of 4 months doesn;t count as sterring the ship right? Laughable.
Remember Chelsea were effectively out of the League race when he was appointed.
Your Special One Incarnate AVB managed to ruin Chelsa in less than six months and keep them at the brink of Champions league elimination after the shambles in Napoli.
Are you forgetting so easily?

you are the one struggling with your memory to know if villas-boas didnt navigate chelsea through the group stage and through the earlier rounds of the fa cup, di matteo would have won nothing. it's a fallacious statement to say di matteo won 2 competitions in 4 months - it's the logic of a simpleton. seeing that di matteo couldn't even qualify chelsea in the group stage this season, it raises some doubt about his competence. there's no empirical evidence di matteo could have done it all by himself in a full season.

What exactly is your point?How do you intend to succeed when you have so many people praying for you to fail,players inclusive,given that you practically gave them a reason to loathe you? The fans have been protesting, apparently the deranged owner and the arrogant coach are to blind to see it or pretend not to notice.

which then goes to show it's not benitez's fault that chelsea are underperforming! there are mitigating factors. he's not loved by the players and fans.

Funny.
Benitez didn't start playing 4-2-3-1, yet he as a coach who replaced the custodian of the system can't do anything to rectify the situation.Interesting.
So why then is he the coach?To warm his fat a$$ and collect a paycheck equal to his obese girth? Try as hard as you want,you CANNOT dismiss RDM's achievements in a short span. Lucky or not, the records speak for themselves.

what records speak for themselves - do you have any empirical evidence to show di matteo would have qualified chelsea from the group stage last season? did he not win those competitions on the back of villas-boas achievements last season?

It's also true that Chelsea lost to Corinthians in Japan and Swansea at home in the Capital One Cup.

no thanks to di matteo - built a horrible squad, bought too many similar players. until benitez's arrival, torres was the only recognised striker in the team. compare that to chelsea's rivals pushing for the title. united have 4 strikers, city had 4 strikers till super mario moved in january. what's rafa meant to do when he inherited an unbalanced team?

Kindly keep the discussion within the limits of argument, which is whether or not Rafael Benitez has improved Chelsea's results.
Mancini was never sacked in November so we'll never know.
Jose Mourinho is playing God in Madrid and rightfully deserves what he is getting.
You just expect us to believe that it's just like that in European leagues?As simple as that?

he was never going to improve chelsea's results - i said that much when he was hired. the team he inherited is unbalanced. not even fergie would do wonders with this team. it's a transitional season and too many mistakes were made by rafa's predecessor. hopefully, those mistakes would be rectified in the summer when quality strikers who are not cup-tied can join chelsea.

The fact is Benitez has not improved Chelsea and therefore as a replacement for RDM is as undeserving as manger of CFC as anything can be.
You're canvassing for Benitez to be given a full season. But RDM as a winner of two major competitions wasn;t and you feel Benitez should be given same in spite of his embarrasing results. FACT:RDM has a better record than Benitez. Let's debate that instead of throwing up scenarios that aren't connected to this situation.

rafa benitez has won 2 league titles and 1 uefa cup in spain, won the champions league title with liverpoool, won fa cup with liverpool amongst other continental and intercontinental competitions. what record has di matteo have over benitez? are you shyting me? di matteo? he's an average manager - he cannot even clean the boots of roberto martinez, harry redknapp or even steve clarke!

i think you people's logic is distorted - when di matteo took over from villas-boas, he inherited 2 completions in champions league and the fa cup(the league was out of reach by then to be honest). when benitez took over from di matteo, he inherited only the fa cup and the carling cup. the champions league and the premier league were out of reach too. so what's the comparison? di matteo finished 6th in the league, rafa is currently at 4th.

And how's the Rookie Manager at Tottenham doing...

azpekuliar: And how's the Rookie Manager at Tottenham doing...

he's killing it......
the rejected stone is now a corner stone. gareth bale has developed into a monster under him. he was also able to make shrewd signings like dembele and sigurdsson, etc. they play the same 4-2-3-1 but the difference is they have linear wingers who take it to the by-line and driving a cross into the box. the only thing spurs lack now is a genuine centre-forward of class. if spurs get the champions league spot then i expect daniel levy to sign a striker of quality next season.

coogar:

he's killing it......
the rejected stone is now a corner stone. gareth bale has developed into a monster under him. he was also able to make shrewd signings like dembele and sigurdsson, etc. they play the same 4-2-3-1 but the difference is they have linear wingers who take it to the by-line and driving a cross into the box. the only thing spurs lack now is a genuine centre-forward of class. if spurs get the champions league spot then i expect daniel levy to sign a striker of quality next season.

..and we sacked him! ..Good Lord!...

azpekuliar:
..and we sacked him! ..Good Lord!...

lampard did!

una even get time to dey follow am argue

buhahaha,so much for tiki taka ,someone get me mourinho jor ,lets go back to what we are known for

WHO WILL COME AND SAVE MICHAEL EMENALO FROM THE DISASTER OF A SQUAD HE HAS CREATED? EVEN THE NINJA HE CLAIMED WOULD GET THE BEST OUT OF HIS SQUAD IS NOW BLAMING HIM AFTER FAILING.


http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/chelsea-facing-most-crucial-period-1730912?

Benitez, confident in his own abilities, believed he was the man to transform Chelsea when he was parachuted into the seat still warm from Roberto Di Matteo's backside in November.

Yet the results have not come. Where Di Matteo garnered 24 points from 12 Premier League games before being relieved of his command, Benitez has picked up just 25 from 16. Chelsea, four points adrift of top spot on November 23, are now 19 off the pace.

Benitez, whose reign at Liverpool ended amid political intrigues more akin to a medieval court than a football club, had arrived in SW6 determined to avoid the squabbles.

But Technical Director Michael Emenalo - the man responsible for player recruitment - is understood to be seething at Benitez' continued complaints about the depth and balance of the squad.

Falling out with the man who pushed hardest for your recruitment is not the smartest move on the planet but more critical is Benitez' relationship with his players. Benitez believed he could right the wrongs on the training ground but is now resigned to his fate. Chelsea's mad fixture list - tomorrow's trip to Middlesbrough will be their 16th of 2013 and 27th in 94 days - has prevented any real intensive work.

At the same time, the players are beginning to voice private doubts over the Spaniard's methods and practices. They are devoutly unconvinced.

The feelings are seemingly mutual, with Benitez bewailing the lack of leadership and personality in his squad - yet at the same time omitting the one man who embodies those qualities, with skipper John Terry a frustrated figure on the Etihad bench on Sunday.

That Terry wants to play and feels he should is obvious. There has been no ruck between interim manager and captain but at the same time the centre-half is growing increasingly anguished by what he has witnessed.

The Spaniard is castigated for what are deemed dull, like-for-like substitutions and for his support of Fernando Torres - one goal, against Brentford, in 15 appearances - although switching to 4-4-2 at Manchester City brought little change.

Benitez knew his best resolution with the Chelsea fans was to reach the point of grudging acceptance but any chance of that evaporated with the home defeat by QPR. Since then it has been a downward spiral, on and off the pitch. When Chelsea win only six games out of 15, in all competitions, it is a crisis.

And now the test is more critical. The trip to Teesside is an obstacle but it is the last 10 Premier League matches that matter.

Chelsea's squad is not strong enough. Last season's sixth-placed finish, masked by the Champions League and FA Cup triumphs, were a pointer to this term's struggles.

But if Chelsea are not dining at European football's High Table, it will be far tougher to persuade managers and players to join by cash alone - even harder in the era of Financial Fair Play. Finish fifth and it is leftovers and crumbs, not the main course.

Luis Felipe Scolari, Andre Villa Boas and Roberto Di Matteo all lost their jobs because the men who matter at Stamford Bridge feared Chelsea would not finish in the top four.

Villas-Boas, exactly a year ago next Monday, and Di Matteo, were both guillotined following defeats by West Brom. And Saturday's visitors to SW6? The Baggies, of course. Benitez knows there is no more margin for error.

Michael Emenalo's failings in midfield rectruitment highlighted by Gary Cahill.


http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/juan-mata-we-must-be-biggame-hunters-8509639.html

Chelsea defender Gary Cahill was left unimpressed by the lack or protection that was given to the back four and feels it has been a problem for most of the year.

He moaned to Chelsea TV: “Yes (I did a lot of defending), way too much really. I don’t know why or what was wrong. Normally you probably get asked to do three or four important things in a game, against Man City I probably had 20-25.

Some footballing lillyputs told us Chelsea would challenge successfully and were salivating themselves at season start ranting about MaZaCar and whatnot. How wonderful they thought Chelsea would be this season.

I told em Michael Emenalo has messed up the squad and that this team would fail.

Later they blamed RDM for our lack of balance and held Emenalo faultless..

They told us if anything Benitez would tighten up the defence, that RDM had no defensive nous whilst Benitez is a defensive manager.

They asked whether Benitez would exonerate Emenalo.

Even their "defensive manager" now claims the "team is unbalanced" and Emenalo is pissed.

When will footballing lilliputs throw in the towel and admit that they had not the second clue what they were arguing about.

Benitez OUT. . . . but first things first. . . . Emenalo OUT!!!

ibime, shut your mouth and stop reading illogical theories to articles........
why won't cahill moan about doing too much work against city? toure + silva + milner choking the life of the chelsea midfield that had lampard and mikel. defensively, lampard is a liability but his quest to score 200 goals would not let him sit his fat arsë down and put the team before his self-centred mission.

chelsea should be lining up mikel and ramirez in the central midfield. with 2 defensive midfielders, city's free pass to chelsea's defence would have been limited. how does this concern emenalo? emenalo has provided the tools needed, it's up to benitez to fine tune those tools to put chelsea higher up the league table. lampard is a virus in the chelsea team. his participation should be limited to only home games and fa cup ties against bottom teams.


chelsea lost on sunday cos lampard missed a penalty-kick!

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Cahill said "all season I've been doing too much defending". This includes the 4 months Lamps was injured when Ramires and Mikel were baskets. The only "passable" midfield combo at Chelsea is Luiz/Lamps who are yet to lose a game together. I was shocked that FSW brought back the sloth Mikel against City.

Ramires has proved beyond doubt he is an atrocious central midfielder. As one of the blogs put it "every Man City attack started with Ramires " or as another put it "Ramires needs to know that running alone is not good enough to play for Chelsea ". Ramires is atrocious. The most Chelsea will ever get from him is deploying him as a defensive winger. That guy is just rubbish.

Mikel knocked us out against Juventus and his slothfulness against Man City was self evident. Yaya Toure exposed him as a sloth.

John Obi Mikel. . .



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40M0ovZJ6HI&feature=youtube_gdata_player


All hail Emenalos midfield, the ones tasked with providing midfield base for MaZaCar.

^^ But Emenalo's squad won you the UCL and FA cup last season no?

Emenalo's squad won the League and Cup double with Ancelotti no?

Seems all bad is Emenalo's fault, everything good is to someone else's credit.

debosky: ^^ But Emenalo's squad won you the UCL and FA cup last season no?

Emenalo's squad won the League and Cup double with Ancelotti no?

Seems all bad is Emenalo's fault, everything good is to someone else's credit.

don't mind the fool - emenalo has been at chelsea since 2007 holding a prestigious position in the management of the team. why is it that we are just hearing of his deficiencies in 2012/13? ibime is blaming emenalo for lampard's miss - shaking my head.

coogar:
just admit you are a fat fool......
with elusive footballers like hazard, mata and oscar now in the chelsea team, torres is flourishing. last season, lampard wouldn't have had the intelligence or athleticism to back heel the ball like hazard did for torres goal against newcastle!

[size=14pt]FLOURISHING MUCH?[/size]

timbros: Could this be Torres season? With Hazard, Mata and Marin/Moses roaming behind him in this our new 4-2-3-1 formation, i see Torres clinching Highest Goal Scorer award this season.

Another "I dey laff moment"

dayokanu:
[size=14pt]FLOURISHING MUCH?[/size]

torres has scored more goals this season than the entire last season with 3 months to go. of course, torres flourished if you compare his productivity this season to last season. it's called a relative improvement!

coogar:

torres has scored more goals this season than the entire last season with 3 months to go. of course, torres flourished if you compare his productivity this season to last season. it's called a relative improvement!

Only a blunt tool would say a striker who has 7 goals in 23 league starts is flourishing

dayokanu:
Only a blunt tool would say a striker who has 7 goals in 23 league starts is flourishing

how's he not flourishing? how many goals has torres directly involved himself in this season? 7 goals and 8 league assists? not flourishing? if that fat lampard relinquishes the task of taking penalties and hands over to torres, we would be talking double figures.

debosky: ^^ But Emenalo's squad won you the UCL and FA cup last season no?

Emenalo's squad won the League and Cup double with Ancelotti no?

Seems all bad is Emenalo's fault, everything good is to someone else's credit.

I was waiting for one of these nincompoops to make the mistake of trying to attribute RDMs success to Emenalo.

RDM took the worst squad in Chelsea recent history from near certain elimination to glory and yet some lilliputs who were so happy when RDM got sacked want to take his glory and give it to the slimeball Girls scout manager who stuck the knife into RDM.

The same slimeball told Abramovic that Benitez is the manager who shares his vision and would make the team successful. That alone is sackable offence since Benitez came and confessed with his own mouth that Emenalo has built an unbalanced team.

And don't dare attribute 2010 success to Emenalo. Nor to Arnesen who held his position at the time.

If Emenalo should be credited with anything during Ancelotti era, he should be credited with derailing Chelsea's season when Ray Wilkins was sacked and Emenalo was employed as assistant or "Roman's spy". Mist Chelsea fans still swear by the fact that the Ray Wilkins affair was what cost Chelsea the league that season as we were top and few points clear when that incident took place.

Emenalo is an incompetent slimeball who has proven his incompetence with all finality via Benitez. Benitez us his chosen man. Even the most rabid Benitez hater would tell you Benitez team does not concede goals except the team he us working with is unbalanced and has no midfield. Emenalo OUT!

Ibime:
Emenalo is an incompetent slimeball who has proven his incompetence with all finality via Benitez. Benitez us his chosen man. Even the most rabid Benitez hater would tell you Benitez team does not concede goals except the team he us working with is unbalanced and has no midfield. Emenalo OUT!

maybe you should check benitez's liverpool and peep the number of goals liverpool conceded. you cannot be spewing rubbish in the name of free speech. get lampard off the team and things would go back to the way it is. you cannot have lampard in the midfield and be cavalier. to accommodate lampard, you have to play ultradefensive like di matteo did against barca and bayern!

To draw line under season long debate. . .

nateevs: Okay Ibime, I am completely lost on the focus of your argument. Let me get this straight. You claim the squad is unbalanced and that it is the fault of Emenalo. What if Benitez finds a formula for balance in this squad and wins games without buying a new player? Would that be seen as a indictment of the tactical and managerial approach of RDM and therefore an exoneration of Emenalo?

The only outcome that can lay credence to your point of view is for Rafa to run into the exact same kind of problems that RDM had. If Rafa finds a solution, then all your argument sublimes. Do you agree with this?

Has Rafa run into the same problems as RDM?

So I guess ma point is LAID CREDENT.

coogar:

how's he not flourishing? how many goals has torres directly involved himself in this season? 7 goals and [size=50pt]8 league assists?[/size] not flourishing? if that fat lampard relinquishes the task of taking penalties and hands over to torres, we would be talking double figures.

The chutzpah with which you've been ptyalising this folderol would definitely bag you the 'honour' of the 'Greatest Heretic of all Time!!!'

Wey Torres take see 8 league assists??

Torres has [size=50pt]4[/size] league assists this season!!!!!!!!!

The table below is correct for Torres and Lukaku as of before Chelsea's match with Citey and for Ba, correct as of his Newcastle days only!;

www.twitter.com/EPLStatman/status/305647344127455232/photo/1


Focus on the assists!!!!



Other sources....
http://www.worldfootball.net/assists/eng-premier-league-2012-2013/
He's tied on number 20 with 20 other players who have 4 assists this season!

http://www.worldfootball.net/scorer/eng-premier-league-2012-2013/
And for total goals output, he's tied on number 23 with 4 others who also have 11 goals output this season!!!!


If you wan dey bobo people, you fit dey bobo dem Akpors wey gada dey Manure thread, nor be for here you go dey yarn codswallop unchallenged!



Onisokuso

Damn! is this Fernando FC thread or what?
Stats and counter stats. Wtf!
To me Chelsea folks, please let's focus on something else. We all know what's going on and we shouldn't be barking just because them neighbors dogs dey bark too. Abeg

nitlad:

The chutzpah with which you've been ptyalising this folderol would definitely bag you the 'honour' of the 'Greatest Heretic of all Time!!!'

Wey Torres take see 8 league assists??

Torres has [size=50pt]4[/size] league assists this season!!!!!!!!!

The table below is correct for Torres and Lukaku as of before Chelsea's match with Citey and for Ba, correct as of his Newcastle days only!;

www.twitter.com/EPLStatman/status/305647344127455232/photo/1


Focus on the assists!!!!

Other sources....
http://www.worldfootball.net/assists/eng-premier-league-2012-2013/
He's tied on number 20 with 20 other players who have 4 assists this season!

http://www.worldfootball.net/scorer/eng-premier-league-2012-2013/
And for total goals output, he's tied on number 23 with 4 others who also have 11 goals output this season!!!!

If you wan dey bobo people, you fit dey bobo dem Akpors wey gada dey Manure thread, nor be for here you go dey yarn codswallop unchallenged!

Onisokuso

it makes me laugh when anorexic millipedes like yourself delve into issues that are intellectually out of your league. na me you wan lecture about statistics? you are a disgrace to the citadel of learning that graduated you.

you went to worldfootball.net to scoop out statistics? your intelligence quotient must be in the pits to have the cojones to spew out rubbish boldly without checking your facts. if we are both mobile phones, i would be the iphone-5 whilst you would be the walkie-talkie ojukwu used to effect his escape into exile.

bow down, pray to your lord and saviour(coogar) and the next time you ptyalise or misinform the public about what you know nothing about, i shall piss in your nostrils. just because the intelligible few discuss football and stats does not put you in the same echelon.

attached is the breakdown of nando torres' stats in goals and assists from the official premier league website. - premierleague.com

don't i just like showing you ninnys up as ruminant animals? your parents won't be so proud you have dragged their name in the mud by charting a territory that is way over your head - in a nutshell, you are a blastocyst!

coogar:

it makes me laugh when anorexic millipedes like yourself delve into issues that are intellectually out of your league. na me you wan lecture about statistics? you are a disgrace to the citadel of learning that graduated you.

you went to worldfootball.net to scoop out statistics? your intelligence quotient must be in the pits to have the cojones to spew out rubbish boldly without checking your facts. if we are both mobile phones, i would be the iphone-5 whilst you would be the walkie-talkie ojukwu used to effect his escape into exile.

bow down, pray to your lord and saviour(coogar) and the next time you ptyalise or misinform the public about what you know nothing about, i shall piss in your nostrils. just because the intelligible few discuss football and stats does not put you in the same echelon.

Oloriburuku omo iya aje your guffanti laid bare bow your head in shame and self immolate like your fellow Uyghur pigs would do!

Omo-ale Opta-stats-make-me-football-pundit go and dig your Opta achives and come and state where you arrived at 8 league assists for Torres!

Bescumbering every thread with screen-shots doesn't make your hieroglyphics the content of Paul's letter to Thessaloniki!

Spastic autistic imbe like you wen nor even sabi wetin capital letter mean and when to use am wan dey for warrior for wia me bin dey. Metala iyalaya eh to beh!

Ofo lo o shey!