Victornezzar:

NIIT is the solution

How long is the training gonna last? How much do they charge? They are in Lagos only, right?

Chelseafan1:


How long is the training gonna last? How much do they charge? They are in Lagos only, right?

It varies for different course concerning the fee and duration

I don't think they are only in lag

The highest can be 5 months I suppose

Victornezzar:

It varies for different course concerning the fee and duration

I don't think they are only in lag

The highest can be 5 months I suppose

Thank you, I'll Google them up.

Marko Arnautovic has been involved in almost half of their last 43 goals - scoring 15 and assisting six.

let's go for this guy in jan his age notwithstanding

Fück it and Fück Morata

airmark:


What course did you study? No computer science graduate would say that. I was conversant with access and excel in my third year.

Chemical Engineering and I graduated 2004. It was after graduation that I could use excel for simple calculation but it was until I started working in 2005 got my own laptop that I could use more than basic functions

Early 2000s Computers were still fairly new and It was only at cyber cafes and business centers

raumdeuter:


Chemical Engineering and I graduated 2004. It was after graduation that I could use excel for simple calculation but it was until I started working in 2005 got my own laptop that I could use more than basic functions

Early 2000s Computers were still fairly new and It was only at cyber cafes and business centers

fairly new to who?

I had a pc with Windows nt then later 95 and ME

it was the internet that was new. many people had pcs

nihilistjnr:
Marko Arnautovic has been involved in almost half of their last 43 goals - scoring 15 and assisting six.

let's go for this guy in jan his age notwithstanding

Fück it and Fück Morata

There is a reason why he only plays for small teams. Arnautovic is potentially a very big head, with an ego that can build a stadium.
He genuinely believes he is the best player in the PL. While that is not a bad thing, it is potentially disruptive, if players who are clearly better than him are putting in a shift in training, and he isn't because he believes he doesn't need to. He is genuinely a Ballotelli kind of character

nihilistjnr:
fairly new to who?
I had a pc with Windows nt then later 95 and ME
it was the internet that was new. many people had pcs

I had a friend who owned a PC and lived in Osewa's room we used to go play games on it

My first email sef, I gave someone the username and password in 1999 and he created for me, I didnt check it again until 6months later

nateevs:


There is a reason why he only plays for small teams. Arnautovic is potentially a very big head, with an ego that can build a stadium.
He genuinely believes he is the best player in the PL. While that is not a bad thing, it is potentially disruptive, if players who are clearly better than him are putting in a shift in training, and he isn't because he believes he doesn't need to. He is genuinely a Ballotelli kind of character

the only attacker better than him at Chelsea right now is Hazard so na light work.

Ego is not a bad thing and I expect the top players to be very egotistic....as long as their matching the big talk with big actions on the pitch.

And to be fair, in Morata, the bar of expectation has been lowered deep into the earths core, so Arnie wouldn't be under too much pressure to succed

nihilistjnr:


the only attacker better than him at Chelsea right now is Hazard so na light work.

Ego is not a bad thing and I expect the top players to be very egotistic....as long as their matching the big talk with big actions on the pitch.

And to be fair, in Morata, the bar of expectation has been lowered deep into the earths core, so Arnie wouldn't be under too much pressure to succed

Jeezes!!!

raumdeuter:


I had a friend who owned a PC and lived in Osewa's room we used to go play games on it

My first email sef, I gave someone the username and password in 1999 and he created for me, I didnt check it again until 6months later

You knew osewa?

raumdeuter:


I had a friend who owned a PC and lived in Osewa's room we used to go play games on it

My first email sef, I gave someone the username and password in 1999 and he created for me, I didnt check it again until 6months later

Hehehe. It was the same for many of us from that era. This was when you finished your project and gave it to someone to type, print and bind for you, not only because you didn't have a computer but primarily because navigating Microsoft Word was like trying to invent a new science.

I gave someone my email ID and password to create for me in '98. I didn't log into the email until mid '99.

nihilistjnr:

You knew osewa?

We were same set, same faculty he was leading our faculty before dropping out. With a GPA that was double of mine

raumdeuter:


I had a friend who owned a PC and lived in Osewa's room we used to go play games on it

My first email sef, I gave someone the username and password in 1999 and he created for me, I didnt check it again until 6months later

and it was still active? Back then, emails expire, I was 11, my uncle helped me to open one, expired after 6 months Yahoo mail, this was 2001, owning an email felt like owning a bank account I was feeling fly about it, showed my classmates the email address and they were calling me big boy, I could have easily written nonsense and claim that it's mine

Life Sha, who remembers Yahoo chat rooms that year I will be in Cafe all night chatting with one girl and we will be talking marriage I swear eh, my teenage years, I no try


One time it was a guy, I was bored so I kept chatting, he kept demanding video chat, I kept big grapes inside my shirt and used it to cover the webcam, the guy was going mad, that he wants to Bleep me

nateevs:


Hehehe. It was the same for many of us from that era. This was when you finished your project and gave it to someone to type, print and bind for you, not only because you didn't have a computer but primarily because navigating Microsoft Word was like trying to invent a new science.

I gave someone my email ID and password to create for me in '98. I didn't log into the email until mid '99.

Those days you type in your yahoo username and password and you will go to girls hostel come back 2hrs later and the graphics is still doing hide and seek with you

No one to email so any spam message you will open. That was how I was frittering #250 per hour to browse at a cyber cafe on Toyin Street in between entering Ambassadors behind that Catholic church

nihilistjnr:


the only attacker better than him at Chelsea right now is Hazard so na light work.

Ego is not a bad thing and I expect the top players to be very egotistic....as long as their matching the big talk with big actions on the pitch.

And to be fair, in Morata, the bar of expectation has been lowered deep into the earths core, so Arnie wouldn't be under too much pressure to succed

As I said earlier, there is nothing wrong with ego, if channeled right. It's not a question of ability. I almost never agree with Jose's assessment of a player's ability. We see football differently. But I always agree with Jose's assessment of footballers' professional conduct. And he thinks Arnautovic has the attitude of a child.

raumdeuter:


We were same set, same faculty he was leading our faculty before dropping out. With a GPA that was double of mine

Life Sha, my space, Yahoo chat rooms, msn Facebook done bath that year, nimbuzz rained one time like that, I never used 2go, never understood it but my space and there is one that I can't remember again, was like Facebook but you spend money there, my only regret is Bitcoin, I could have easily got myself some 2010-2011 bleeped up big time, well life goes on Sha

iamJ:
and it was still active? Back then, emails expire, I was 11, my uncle helped me to open one, expired after 6 months Yahoo mail, this was 2001, owning an email felt like owning a bank account I was feeling fly about it, showed my classmates the email address and they were calling me big boy, I could have easily written nonsense and claim that it's mine

Life Sha, who remembers Yahoo chat rooms that year I will be in Cafe all night chatting with one girl and we will be talking marriage I swear eh, my teenage years, I no try

Then my thing was to open as many email account as possible, hotmail, excite.com myself.com mail.com anything even altavista.com later I discovered myspace. By 2001 I discovered how to hack cybercafe timers and uninstall the timer

So I spent hours browsing Michael Ballack fan page and chatting with random girls and exchanging emails and all those teenage girls loving me
That was when I wanted to open Bayern fanclub in Nigeria

One time it was a guy, I was bored so I kept chatting, he kept demanding video chat, I kept big grapes inside my shirt and used it to cover the webcam, the guy was going mad, that he wants to Bleep me

Yu could have found your calling from this experience

raumdeuter:


Chemical Engineering and I graduated 2004. It was after graduation that I could use excel for simple calculation but it was until I started working in 2005 got my own laptop that I could use more than basic functions

Early 2000s Computers were still fairly new and It was only at cyber cafes and business centers

I believe your computer science department would have a well-equipped computer science lab, with MS-office installed. I graduated in 2005 and we had practicals, using access and excel in my third year (Data structures & management).

raumdeuter:


Those days you type in your yahoo username and password and you will go to girls hostel come back 2hrs later and the graphics is still doing hide and seek with you

No one to email so any spam message you will open. That was how I was frittering #250 per hour to browse at a cyber cafe on Toyin Street in between entering Ambassadors behind that Catholic church

You had to pay for 2 hours because one hour was lost to loading pages.

raumdeuter:


Then my thing was to open as many email account as possible, hotmail, excite.com myself.com mail.com anything even altavista.com later I discovered myspace. By 2001 I discovered how to hack cybercafe timers and uninstall the timer

So I spent hours browsing Michael Ballack fan page and chatting with random girls and exchanging emails and all those teenage girls loving me
That was when I wanted to open Bayern fanclub in Nigeria






Yu could have found your calling from this experience

i worked in a cyber cafe and i could relate with the embolden, i hated you guys with passion, there was an albino guy around 2005 when i was still working in the cafe , 1hour was 150 naira , the guy used 6 hours plus..

the cafe is big with up to 50 computers so when i noticed and asked him he said he went out before and didnt use his time finish

the software for hacking timer is like a virus, will jam the computer RAM and will make the RAM to restart making the computer to disappear from the admin system

easybrowsing.com the cafe software we use .. but again my boss that time was using MTN your freedom ... so it was like free money then

nihilistjnr:


fairly new to who?

I had a pc with Windows nt then later 95 and ME

it was the internet that was new. many people had pcs

You are right bro.

airmark:


I believe your computer science department would have a well-equipped computer science lab, with MS-office installed. I graduated in 2005 and we had practicals, using access and excel in my third year (Data structures & management).

Really? Fully licensed MS Office?

Singapore1:
i worked in a cyber cafe and i could relate with the embolden, i hated you guys with passion, there was an albino guy around 2005 when i was still working in the cafe , 1hour was 150 naira , the guy used 6 hours plus..
the cafe is big with up to 50 computers so when i noticed and asked him he said he went out before and didnt use his time finish

All night browsing was like #1000 to #1200. and half of it the page wont even load. While I was just using the internet for fun, football, chat room and pornn some guys at the same time have started using email extractor to send "I am the son of Abacha" email

One older guy around our area was always wondering how we can be so internet savvy and cannot be doing runs

Unlimited22:

I hope you now see why I always call him a dull person.

Singapore1:
easybrowsing.com the cafe software we use .. but again my boss that time was using MTN your freedom ... so it was like free money then

I remeber this bold very well

After a while some cafes started monitoring me, I enter buy 30mins and the attendant will come stay behind me incase I don remove timer

nateevs:


Really? Fully licensed MS Office?

Naija licensed.

raumdeuter:


I remeber this bold very well

After a while some cafes started monitoring me, I enter buy 30mins and the attendant will come stay behind me incase I don remove timer

Where's diggz when you need him?

na so one night i paid for all night, i dont even know what i want to do all night but as long as i had internet i was fine, i will visit disney website or visit game sites, the guy next to me was rubbing his lap, i was like how far this bros na, the cafe was tight, all those ones that look like customer care centers cubicle, i saw make i use style spy my guy, broda was watching porn, around 2am dey rub himself, that was how i started knowing porn sites, my favorite then was MIKE IN BRAZIL thats how my cafe experience changed from an adventure to porn hunting for years

Chelseafan1:


Ehen! I still get hope be that na.

Where I fit get the needed skills, are there any training centres or I'll take online courses, put me through.

Cc Raumdeuter

online courses would do man, check out Udacity, Teamtreehouse, Udemy, Lynda and the likes

but if you like physical learning, there are many coding schools in Lagos. I can only think of NESA by Makers by now.

EmmGee:

please boss do you know of one that offers Msc in control engineering and is a bit... cheap?

No bros.