During a wedding rehearsal, the groom takes the pastor to one side & told him,  i will give you #10,000 if u will change the vows. Just leave out the part where i promise to love, honour, & obey forsaking all others, be faithful 4ever.
On the wedding day, during the vow, the pastor turns to the groom & say will u promise to love & obey her every command, serve her breakfast every morning in bed, swear not to even look @ another woman as long as u live?
The groom gets angry & leans towards the pastor & said i thought we had a deal. the pastor pushes the #10,000 into his hand & whispers she made me a much better offer.

thanks wisyno

ure most welcome to this forum

u might over stay ure welcome wen u start copying and pasting hepful tips go tru old joke b4 pasting a new one

cos am the frist to post this particular joke

Does it matter who posted d joke first? Afterall, u can't claim to av composed it. Av seen it several times and not even on Nairaland. Repeated jokes ar ok atimes most especially cos it's not everybody that cld go scrolling for jokes on this thread.

Hey! no offence meanr\t.

I believe that we that are reading the jokes are not complaining if its an

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clemcykul is just d*mb !!

am just dumb

u have just displayed ur hypocritic mind, and wicked tots

thanks for the insult!

ayusman16:

Does it matter who posted d joke first? Afterall, u can't claim to av composed it. Av seen it several times and not even on Nairaland. Repeated jokes ar ok atimes most especially because it's not everybody that cld go scrolling for jokes on this thread.

Hey! no offence meanr\t.

dint u see what the emoticon is saying or may i bliv u dint understand my reply
i was only joking for heavensake cant u guys decipher wen ones joking or serious
have u ever seen a topic by me wats y'all problem

clemcykul:

am just dumb

u have just displayed your hypocritic mind, and wicked tots

thanks for the insult!

SO SORRY IF YOU ARE UPSET!

I guess no one knows clemcy more than i doe

Dont cry CLEM.ok??take heart, we all know BIGGERFOOL is an idiot