“President Jonathan’s plane crashes while returning from an official visit to the UK.” The news broke out today. Today is the 25th of September 2014. Today is the day CNN, BBC and Aljazeera reported that the president of Nigeria was feared dead. Today is the day NTA reported that Jonathan was still alive in an undisclosed hospital. Today is the day Boko Haram released a broadcast on YouTube claiming responsibility for the plane crash and death of Jonathan. Nobody knew what to believe.

“Goodluck Ebelemi Jonathan is dead!” The news update flashed 24hours later, on the 26th of September. The news generated anger, shock, jubilation, fear, tears… The ex-militants were angry. Igbos and Yorubas all over the country were shocked. Muslims in the North jubilated as Namadi Sambo was sworn-in as the new president. Muslims in the South-East and South-South were afraid. The people of the South-South, especially the Ijaws, were weeping… Meanwhile, rumours kept spreading that Jonathan had been assassinated by the British government and that the black box of the ill-fated plane was missing.

On the 27th of September, gboom, gboom, gboooom… There were multiple explosions in Bayelsa, Delta and Akwa Ibom states. Shell, Chevron and other multinational oil installations were the casualties. The Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger-Delta (MEND) took responsibility for the attacks and promised more. The US president appealed for calm in Nigeria. Protests broke out in Lagos. The British High Commissioner to Nigeria denied rumours of the involvement of Britain in Jonathan’s death. The black box was still missing.

On the 28th, the mosque at the Main Market, Onitsha was razed to the ground by rioting youths. Governor Chris Ngige of Anambra pleaded for peace. Senator Dora Akunyili pleaded for peace too. Minister Diezani Allison-Madueke resigned from the Federal Executive Council in Abuja. Pastor Tunde Bakare, convener of the Save Nigeria Group, called for a Sovereign National Conference at a protest march in Lagos. Gi, gi, gi, gi… Gunshots erupted in the South-South between soldiers and militants. The UN appealed for talks in Nigeria. The black box was still missing.

On the 29th, churches were bombed in Kano, Kaduna, Sokoto and Niger states. President Namadi Sambo condemned the bombings, announced amnesty for Boko Haram members who would agree to surrender. Protesters in Lagos chanted, “No to amnesty! No to amnesty!!” Protesters in Onitsha and Owerri shouted, “Biafra!! Biafra!! Nye anyi Biafra!!” While rioters in Bayelsa set Nigeria’s flag ablaze.

That same day, in another YouTube broadcast, the Boko Haram announced: “Jonathan was an infidel! We killed him for ordering the massacre of innocent Muslim women and children in the North. We demand an Islamic Republic of Arewa, not amnesty!” They also alleged that the Nigerian Army was hiding the black box.

On the 30th, Ateke Tom, Boyloaf, Asari Dokubo, Chris Ekiyor and other MEND militants declared a Federal Republic of Niger-Delta. President Namadi Sambo responded by declaring a state of emergency in all the states of the Niger-Delta. Few hours later, the Chief of Army Staff announced at a press briefing that a thorough examination of the black box had confirmed that Jonathan’s plane crash was only an accident. Nobody believed him.

On October 1, 2014, Nigeria’s Independence Day and five days after the death of Jonathan, Chief Ralph Uwazurike declared the independence of the Democratic Republic of Biafra from Nigeria. Gani Adams and other Oodua Peoples Congress (OPC) leaders were arrested in Lagos before they could declare a Republic of Oduduwa. And in a most shocking move, the US president ordered the US Marine Corps of AFRICOM to protect the people of the new Federal Republic of Niger-Delta from genocide by Nigerian soldiers. Soon after, France, Israel and South Sudan recognised the new nation.

That was when President Namadi Sambo realised that all hope for a united Nigeria was lost. He was indeed the last president of Nigeria.


NB This is pure fiction

I pray o. But GEJ

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eya ooo

why una no ask ur Yoruba god for that lagos-ibadon high way naw

he might know

I pray o. But GEJ will not die. What is Nigerdelta rep? Which states n ethnic group will mk up of it. Remember dat igbo make majority of AFRICOM soldeirs my cousin inclusive. He was recruited in 2009 in preparation for the invasion 2015.....

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calm down nothing dey happen

kcswat: I pray o. But GEJ will not die. What is Nigerdelta rep? Which states n ethnic group will mk up of it. Remember dat igbo make majority of AFRICOM soldeirs my cousin inclusive. He was recruited in 2009 in preparation for the invasion 2015.....

Hahaha clown. Igbos make up majority of everything. Even when a person is sympathetic to your cause your constant boasting just makes people turn against you. Funny enough, I only encounter loudmouths like yourself online. Maybe you think the United States Army is that rubbish camouflage illiterate and untrained ragtag rebel group you have running around Nigeria in the name of an Army.

^^^^its obvious u need mental balancing done

sooner the better

Fiction, but it could play out like that.. Nice 1

ikeyman00: ^^^^its obvious u need mental balancing done

sooner the better

U sound like an idi*ot! Wht the fu*ck in my post warranted an insult you filthy fuckn mo*ron?!

ikeyman00: ^^^^its obvious u need mental balancing done

sooner the better

Word.
There are many clowns on NL that simply sing through their arses, because they have never left their villages to know what Nigeria really is.
I read his stup!d comment and thanked God that poor as the leadership across Nigeria generally is, it isn't made up of low calibre fools like him.

I had to think about this topic hard and then I realised that it was a real danger but then do we really want to be playing with treason? I might not be a fan of GEJ and I believe in freedom of speech but............

Beaf:

Word.
There are many clowns on NL that simply sing through their arses, because they have never left their villages to know what Nigeria really is.
I read his stup!d comment and thanked God that poor as the leadership across Nigeria generally is, it isn't made up of low calibre fools like him.

Apart from his reference to GEJ which you always take personal, did he not make better sense than the rabid f00l who posted nonsense?

F*CK TREASON! F*CK NIGERIA!

I'm a BIAFRAN nationalist!

& if dis story I'v written happens, make una no call me prophet o! *winks*

Best Post ever. OP I love you for this!

pcicero:

Apart from his reference to GEJ which you always take personal, did he not make better sense than the rabid f00l who posted nonsense?

If your theory about my taking GEJ stuff personal is the reason for slating kingoflag, how come I didn't do worse to the OP who talked about GEJ's death then?

Dude, always try to be rational and keep from seeing things through lenses that only blind you.

Immediately I saw Senator Dora Akunyili, I knew this is a prophecy of doom. Op must be very high on d white substance. Senator indeed.

At OP: you are evil, pure evil.

Beaf:

Word.
There are many clowns on NL that simply sing through their arses, because they have never left their villages to know what Nigeria really is.
I read his stup!d comment and thanked God that poor as the leadership across Nigeria generally is, it isn't made up of low calibre fools like him.

Yeah, and if I'm a clown why don't you advice your man to proceed with the break-up and see how fast he gets swallowed up? You can get sentimental all you want the truth is the dunce in Power has squandered every leverage he has and if he were to be pushed out of power today NOTHING will happen.

What happened when Turai turned him into Aso Rock's chief cook? Nothing! So get mad all you want but I'll always call it as I see it.

pcicero:

Apart from his reference to GEJ which you always take personal, did he not make better sense than the rabid f00l who posted nonsense?

Thank You o! They don't know anything other than making decisions based on sentiments.

Beaf:

If your theory about my taking GEJ stuff personal is the reason for slating kingoflag, how come I didn't do worse to the OP who talked about GEJ's death then?

Dude, always try to be rational and keep from seeing things through lenses that only blind you.

Dude shut the hell up. You're the biggest hypocrite on here and all and sundry know that.

Like, seriously, have you no damn shame, Reno?

kingoflag:

Dude shut the hell up. You're the biggest hypocrite on here and all and sundry know that.

Like, seriously, have you no damn shame, Reno?

You talk stup!dly and from a point of ignorance, thats all I pointed out. As they say, truth hurts.

Beaf:

You talk stup!dly and from a point of ignorance, thats all I pointed out. As they say, truth hurts.

You wanna put this to a poll and let people decide who's a greater f*ool between the two of us?

Kingofflag
Nairaland polls cannot reflect Nigeria. Elections in Nigeria is by AK 49. If you doubt it, just buy a form, and see what follows. But remember Funsho Williams, Daramola, Marshall Harry, etc. Nairaland is generally for arguing in circles.

@op 2014 is too far,let all those things u mentioned start to happen.
i don't care hw many dat died with goodluck provided nigeria scatter.

ckkris: Kingofflag
Nairaland polls cannot reflect Nigeria. Elections in Nigeria is by AK 49. If you doubt it, just buy a form, and see what follows. But remember Funsho Williams, Daramola, Marshall Harry, etc. Nairaland is generally for arguing in circles.

Lol. No my brother, I meant a poll to decide who is more of an imb*ecile between myself and Beaf.

Th death of GEJ will really spark a lot of things in this already hostile country.

Op I agree with everything. I hope this become a reality excluding the deaths.

To be honest o, what the OP has just written is a treasonable offense, you don't play with such things like these... On another note, seems sorta actuality in it...Hmm

Beaf:

You talk stup!dly and from a point of ignorance, thats all I pointed out. As they say, truth hurts.

Egbon mi razist. How work be this weekend?. I hear say you are seriously licking Retardeen diarhhoea nyash clean after he don drink kai-kai finish.

Op, either by bloody war or peaceful disintegration, which ever way, nigeria will still divide. Bilie has just filed a case with the ICC against nigeria for genocide against Biafra/Igbo.

afam4eva: Th death of GEJ will really spark a lot of things in this already hostile country.

Just Like Murtala Mohammed, Abacha, MKO, and Yar' A Dua dying destroyed the country, right?

If GEJ dies or gets overthrown today Jack-all will happen.