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Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 10:58am On May 30, 2012 |
SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery. Good morning my darling America. . . . the commandment talks about. . . .ADULTERY? I have always wondered about this. Could this be because the Christian God was really 'omni-IMpotent' and could not father a child of his own? What is the difference between fornication and adultery? Why is it that it is the 'omni-impotent' beings aka Christians that complain about adultery and fornication when they have been dumped or they feel scorned aka losing in the game of 'chop and clean' mouth on or off the cyber airways? Why should the affairs of 2 consenting adults. . . married or not concern CHRISTIAN BUSY BODIES, espcially when the so-called OGBONI-OKIJA CHRISTIANS commit more adultery and fornication in hypocrisy WITH BABALAWOS AND PASTORS. . . . BEING ABSOLUTE FAILURES IN MARRIAGE AND DIVORCED FROM BOTH MAN AND GOD(WIDOWS AND WIDOWERS)? Check this out! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2031952/Fewer-couples-divorce-infidelity-main-reason-falling-love.html End of the affair? Fewer couples divorce over infidelity (but the main reason is falling out of love) Could the reason for adultery mean falling out of love? If yes. . . and so phocking what? MOVE ON! You have the right to change your mind if you do not feel like honoring your marital vows! Why get married? Because you felt like it. . . things, feelings and people change. For better for worse is ideal. . . .but HOLY NWENJES can NEVER GET OVER BEING SCORNED! Don't allow your low-self esteem get the better of you. WOMEN ESPECIALLY! Stop being needy! So, diseases are spread with adultery huh? Not fornication? Well, if your CHRISTIAN GOD loved you so much, he would not have cursed your azzzes with 'pestilences' in the first place. If you catch HIV or Herpes or Syphillis or ALL OF THEM. . . like your dumb bible teaches you. . . IN ALL THINGS, GIVE THANKS TO YOUR DAFT AND DUMB CHRISTIAN GOD! Or wait for the 'second coming' for a cure, if OYEDEPO AND "TUBERCULOSIS" TB JOSHUA COMBINED CANNOT EXORCISE YOU FROM YOUR AILMENTS! Or, phock some more pastors from India or China for the most effective ANTI-MAGUNIAN cure! Thanks! |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 11:24am On May 30, 2012 |
http://atheism.about.com/b/2010/01/09/sexual-promiscuity-the-heart-of-atheism.htm S-exual Promiscuity: The Heart of Atheism?By Austin Cline, About.com GuideJanuary 9, 2010 So atheists are more s-exually promiscous than 'OGBONI-OKIJA' PHOCK AND REPENT CHRISTIANS HUH? Mu choi choi choi choi choi choi!!!! I love it! May they continue to spread their lies and rumours! No need to play victim. . . .JUST DO AS I DO. . . .KNOCK 'EM DEAD. . . AND DISH OUT AS MUCH AS THEY GIVE!!! I loooooooooove it!!! S-exual promiscuity is most perculiar with 'Born Again' Christians like the Holy Spirit and Mary the 'you know what'! I choose my partners carefully. . . .aka with koro-koro eyes! Unless you had no father as a female or you were se-xually molested as children would 'se-xual promiscuity' be your albatross! MANY CHRISTIANS. . .ESPECIALLY POLYGAMOUS ONES WERE MOLESTED/r-aped in the anuses BY THEIR FATHERS AND UNCLES. . . NOT TO MENTION BROTHERS! Most are drug-addicts and hookers too, especially with the high level of poverty in AFRICA AND NIGERIA. I abide by the chop and clean mouth and nyansh code of marital conduct for MARRIED PEOPLE ONLY. . . .If e dey pain you too much, JUMP INTO MOUNT PLEASANT BRIDGE OR DRINK OTAPIAPIA LIKE 'Kemit the UGLY AWO'(FROG)! |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 11:39am On May 30, 2012 |
http://www.laughyourway.com/blog/the-damage-of-sexual-promiscuity/
Oh well. . . pre-marital or post-marital, the risk is the same! Just choose WHEN to fornicate or commit adultery. . . .BEFORE OR AFTER MARRIAGE! You can't escape it! Hope you run a blood test before you get disvirgined huh? You can always 'REPENT' AND 'PHOCK' soMMOre by the grace of your 'DAFT CHRISTIAN GOD' and start preaching on or offline to the world, after you become a failed 'CHRISTIAN DIE-VORCEE' with all kinds of diseases known and unknown to both the material and spiritual world. OR WHEN YOU CAN'T FIND A HUSBAND OR HAVE CHILDREN NATURALLY OR UNATURANLLY! AKA LOZZZZZZZZZZZZA!!! Did Adam and Eve commit 'LICIT OR ILLICIT adultery or fornication? Blame the DAFT Christian God for his 'Garden of Eden' mess! Oxytocin ko. . . Melatonin ni! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh! Always remember, God is not a prude. He does not tell us to avoid s-e-xual promiscuity because he is somehow embarrassed about sex. He just knows how we are wired and wants us to experience the very best. Common sharrrap! Not everyone that has consensual s-e-x is a confused or reetarded 'phock-and-repent' Oxytocin-laden female like your BUSH Christian hypocritical MGBEKES with 'low self-esteem! Some of us exist purposefully too, WITH FREE WILL, and to hell or heaven with the consequences! Next commandment please. I have devoted enough time to the main Christian hang-up! Message to your 'DAFT' Christian God: Next time, do not grant free will if you cannot handle the consequences! TUCK THE DAMN SERPENT BETWEEN YOUR 2 LEFT LEGS FIRST, instead of allowing it to run around in all poohsies around the so-called hellish or heavenly spiritual 'honey pots' aka 'Gardens of Eden'. . . abi na spiritual poohsies! Deal with your creation AND STOP BLAMING THE DEVIL. . .no repentance from me! Thank you for not allowing me to worship a reetard like you! |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 12:01pm On May 30, 2012 |
EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.' Ha! For an OMNISCIENT one who planned, implemented and executed the callous and malicious theft of Esau's birth right. . . highly laughable! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06CeNHksx_4 See this one that pretends to be a 'born-again' offline. . .but solicits for 'blow-jobs' offline too! No wonder the 'Christian God' could sign another ID in the name of the HOLY GHOST 'offline' with an Ekiti, tazi dreva 'AUSPICIOUS' 2-inch blokos to phock another man's wife, aka MGBEKE MARY AMAKA ASHAWO BETHLEHEM ATI GALILEE to pass one Jesus. . .a bastard as his only BIGOTTED son! No wonder many Christians online cannot keep one user ID ALL TO PHOCK AROUND TWITTER AND FACEBOOK, OR ALL OVER THE WWW with sex, lies and videotapes! Na wa for God's chosen people of Israel o!!! Ogbonge liars and thieves!!!! SATAN DON PUNISH GOD! Mu choi choi choi choi choi choi choi. Phocking theiving CHRISTIAN GOD! http://jbq.jewishbible.org/assets/Uploads/291/291_DECEPT2.pdf http://www.enduringword.com/commentaries/0127.htm No surprise there. . . a liar must be a thief, and a thief must be a murderer! Amen! BEHOLD THE CHRISTIAN GOD OF CLASSC AND ORIGINHAL 'CON-ARTISTRY' AND 'SPIRITUAL YAHOOISM' ACTION. One who cannot even practice what he commands! Olodo! Behold the Christian 'GOD' of drama and intrigues. . . . the legacy of MOST IF NOT ALL OGBONI-OKIJA NIGERIAN CHRISTIANS ON AND OFF NL! FULL OF MONKEY BANANA DRAMA! Mu choi choi choi choi choi choi!!!!! |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 12:16pm On May 30, 2012 |
NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zDjzxoK5is&feature=related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR73CnVXiSY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYowACzvuA0&feature=related Oh dia! More hogwash. . . time for breakfast. Cereal, orange-pineapple juice and banana with Coconut Silk Milk. . . . .Lactose/fat free of course! My NON-CHRISTIAN/MUSLIM GOD. . . I praise and thank you for today and ever. Thanks for the free will! Bored with my computer. Time for a clean up after opening all kinds of links. To be continued. Time to enjoy PAYDAY! |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 10:23am On May 31, 2012 |
TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.' Hmmmmmm! I wonder what kind of 'God' will allow a man after his own heart aka 'DAVID' to plot to kill another woman's husband in battle only to praise him as 'a man after his own heart'! Tufiakwa. Once again a callous and DENSE Christian God who cannot obey his own commandments with the fake creatures he claimed to have created 'perfect' till LUCIFER poured san-san in his already dirty 'Ijebu Garri'! All because of 'poohsie'! Typical Christian life! Twa! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enYcGoux0Tw |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 10:31am On May 31, 2012 |
The 10 Commandments - Christ's Summation in the New Testament Yup! Tell me more. Only SPI-RITUALISTS can understand such a mind-messer! Well. . .apparently you were not loved by your neighbours as Judas sold your azzzzz aka 'Jesus' to be crucified. Your father, the Christian God. . . . . could not have loved you like himself. . .or as a neighbour. Or, your so-called father 'God', would not have sacrificed you for the SICK LOVE of people who killed you as 'savior'! You all have a very CHRISTIAN WAY of showing love I tellya! Like BASE animals in the jungle. . . .AKA PREDATORS! Gooood RIDDDDDDANCE TO YOU CHRISTIAN RITUALISTS!!!! YOU ARE TRULY DISGUSTING!!!! Now, for something more fun. THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS! |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 10:48am On May 31, 2012 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu0agSS5gOU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R633UK5lZ1M&feature=fvwrel Behold the Christian perspective. . . |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 10:54am On May 31, 2012 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucpyJKR8ULM MU HE HE HE HE HE HE HE To be continued. . . THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS OF CHRISTIANS! LWKMD!!!! 5:00AM. . . .Time for bed. |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 10:45am On Jun 01, 2012 |
Na Wah! I thought today would never end o! Summer cleaning or Spring cleaning? All done!!! E bad belle and e jolosi still dey quench after all these years? The damage must have been severe! Kai!!!! Which brings my to one of the major sins. . . . . .ENVY!!!! Can you ever tell when henemies are jolosing you or offline? PRAY TO YA GOD YOU DON'T JAM WOR-WOR E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSY CHRISTIANS OH ON OR OFF NL! Mu che che che che che |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 11:05am On Jun 01, 2012 |
ENVY is one of the SEVEN DEADLY SINS FOUND WITH OGBONI-OKIJA CHRISTIANS. If not, it would not be stressed in the "Holy Book"! 5AM! Time for bed! To be continued. . . . .just wanted e badu belle and e jolosi peeps to see I DEY KAMKPEEEEEEEEEE!!! Oga don go work! AMEN! Life is tooooooo sweeeet!!!! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz BOY! I LOOOVE MY KINDLE FIRE!!!!! Back to bed!!!! A busy weekend ahead! |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 1:19pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGjQw8jNiaw&feature=related I have never envied any one in my life. I REALLY DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU HAVE OR NOT. . . highest I play or chop small, return your azze to your owner! I do NOT desire what belongs to another to the point of madness. How can you resent another because he or she has something you DO NOT HAVE? This has nothing to do with religion, race, gender, nationality, Jealousy is the fear of losing a loved one to another. . . a perceived threat. But ENVY is worse! I have met a lot of Ogboni-Okija on and offline with e badu belle and e jolosi ENVY! Watch out for those 'CHRISTIANS' especially who claim to be your 'friends'. Not that careless. . . .I can sniff them usually. . . or they reveal themselves. Envy is an extremely detrimental character defect! Beware of envious people. . . What was the 'Christian' God thinking? If he created man in his own image and likeness. . . .NO WONDER OGBONI-OKIJA CHRISTIANS on and off NL never cease to quench on and offline with ENVY! What a way to live! Mu choi choi choi choi choi |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 1:31pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO6EeBNTkd4&feature=related Pride? "A tumor of the soul. . . filled with puss. . . .the beginning of all sins." To be continued: Time for bed and a hot date this evening. Too busy to fool around the www these days. . . and lovvvin' it! |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by dayokanu(m): 3:49am On Jun 13, 2012 |
Callotti how far |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 6:45am On Jun 16, 2012 |
dayokanu: Callotti how far Bye sweeerie! Callotti has invested her time and resources in a brand new forum. A better moderated one too. No, I ain't running away. My new name is Monteane. http://www.relavenue.com/viewtopic.php?f=26&t=1523&p=13530#p13530 All the best darling. Good riddance to you and EVERYTHING Nairaland for ever and ever. Time to make new h-enemies. And new men too. You guys are stale. Take kia. Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee at last!!! |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by dayokanu(m): 6:51am On Jun 16, 2012 |
I missed you too much, We should plan our offline rendezvous someday |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by MrAnony1(m): 8:01am On Jun 16, 2012 |
Callotti: Aww, why are you leaving na? Is it because no one seems to be interested in your thread? Ok I have now shown interest. Please continue in your self-indulgent thread. Your silliness is mildly amusing......... |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Nobody: 8:17am On Jun 16, 2012 |
this thread? |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Nobody: 8:45pm On Aug 11, 2012 |
God is merciful! |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 7:25pm On Aug 15, 2012 |
Mr_Anony: Moo moo. . . how far na? I missed y'awl o! Your God is still merciful to you? I nefa quench o! |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by dayokanu(m): 7:35pm On Aug 15, 2012 |
Callotti: Callotti, Hallotti, I dey Salloottii When I go shine your Kongo na? |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 7:47pm On Aug 15, 2012 |
dayokanu: You for meet me for Yembol and Aggies 2 days ago. You mean your H-Okoro, H-Umgbati boyfriends nefa shine ya anus? Sorry, I only allow 'dogs' to shine my congo. Bigger and they smell better than Nigerian men. |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 7:49pm On Aug 15, 2012 |
jammyng: God is merciful! God is really marcifooo o! One of my h-enemies don quench for NVS. Welcome to 'My fellow E-widows' part 2! |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 7:53pm On Aug 15, 2012 |
The Christian God committed abortion of a 24-week infant yesterday at my job. Why does the Christian God commit abortion of infants and children? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2SG6FAJiTo Hmmmmmmm!!!! |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 7:55pm On Aug 15, 2012 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZK5Z7_7NZM&feature=relmfu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgkhSbisXeQ&feature=related Christians love God so much. . .they commit suicide with miserable lives! |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by andresia(m): 8:59pm On Aug 15, 2012 |
whao! agaracha must return sha! so u re back afta makin mouth? abegi, dont u know we dinna want a dodo head in this forum? |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 9:19pm On Aug 15, 2012 |
andresia: whao! agaracha must return sha! so u re back afta makin mouth? abegi, dont u know we dinna want a dodo head in this forum? Moo moo! Na today! You must be new here. Common clearaaaaaaaaaaat of my thread. I go and come as I please! Ask 190! Abi make I go hide under anoda moniker like you? Go tell your 'H-Okoro - H-Ugbati awon Tila Ota Pia Pia . . . DE WOR-WOR PHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT-AZZZZZE SINGLES ATI OKIJA OGBONI Off/On cyber 'widows' and Chrisrian barren divorceess say the 'QUEEN' IS BACK. Nor quench o! At least I dey my thread. Common CLEARRRRRRRRRRRRRAT I COMMAND THEE! Before you quench like 'shiny in the darkness of 6 ft under'! Abi na 'Perv'! OLD BA-TCHA-LORS AND SPINSTERS OF THE WWW. . .always looking for 'wor-wor' recycled desparados to marry on the cyber. Ewu! [size=20pt] Only 15 days since 2009? Your anus still dey 'tight'? Abi you dey 'form' NL virgin? Just stopping by to 'pepper-bodi' e badu belle and e jolosi h-enemies like ya! Pele o! Your star don 'DULL' today. Another polymonikering 'freetoetoe' NL LovePeddler! |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by dayokanu(m): 10:27pm On Aug 15, 2012 |
Callotti: Hmmm Make I h-enjoy your ogbonge poohsie small. I don dey beg since 2009 |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 12:21am On Aug 17, 2012 |
Cyber urchin above ignored. Off to dinner with my pals. Will be right back! |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 3:44am On Aug 17, 2012 |
Does the 'Christian God' hate women? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T5KtpM_Pfo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4asgIgWEUGE&feature=related One reason I can NEVER be a "Christian" or befriend one. Even the so-called 'CHRISTIAN' women hate themselves! |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 4:02am On Aug 17, 2012 |
Why are Christian men and women such marital failures? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxxOx0MD_S0&feature=related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3CGV5A70xg&feature=related |
Re: Have You Blasphemed YET Today? God Committed Adultery And Other Matters Arising. by Callotti: 4:04am On Aug 17, 2012 |
More on 'CHRISTIAN DIVORCEE PSYCHOS'! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGhFrp2B4F8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm12hCrKVps&feature=related |
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