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Running Roosters by LewsTherin: 11:50am On May 12, 2012
A chicken farmer buys a new rooster for his farm as his only rooster was getting old and less productive. Being young rooster and all, the new rooster quickly takes over the harem of chicks to the dismay of the older bird. The old rooster then challnges the young one to a race with the winner owning the harem nd the looser leving the farm. Of course, the younger one accepts and even gives the older bird a head start.
As the race begins, the gthered hens begin cheering the male birds with the older one running ahead as fast s it could and the younger bird catching up. Fearing the presence of fox in the hen house, the noise brings out the farmer with his gun who sees the older rooster being chased by the young male and "BLAMM!" the farmer shoots the young rooster. "That is the third gay rooster I'v bought this month!"
Re: Running Roosters by Nobody: 11:36pm On Jun 28, 2012
Nice Joke! Lol!

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